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What's the deal with frummies and their gaudy furniture? - Frum Satire
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One man’s apikorus is another man’s talmid chochom. What’s the deal with frummies and their gaudy furniture? July 3, 2012. Somewhere along the line frummies started getting into the ridiculous McMansion craze, I called them Monsey Houses because Monsey seemed to be replete with these crazy looking ranch homes that had columns, chrome fences and marble driveways. It seemed that frummies had no idea what tasteful decorations were and felt they needed to have things that showed how douchy they could be.
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We’re sinking, we’re sinking | Shimshonit
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Laquo; Interview with Prof. Ruth Wisse. I’m Black and I’m proud. We’re sinking, we’re sinking. July 9, 2011 by Shimshonit. A month or so ago, I took the train to Tel Aviv to look into the possibility of teaching online for Berlitz. It requires more time than I can give right now, but my dad sent me this very amusing advertisement they’ve put out. Enjoy. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public).
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Http:/ www.shimshonit.com/. July 17, 2011. July 15, 2011. July 12, 2011. I’m Black and I’m proud. July 9, 2011. We’re sinking, we’re sinking. July 7, 2011. Interview with Prof. Ruth Wisse. July 5, 2011. July 3, 2011. The Muslims are not happy. Older Posts ». I’m Black and I’m proud. We’re sinking, we’re sinking. Interview with Prof. Ruth Wisse. A Mother in Israel. Jameel at the Muqata. Blog at WordPress.com. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. Follow “Shimshonit”.
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The Shabbos goy | Shimshonit
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Laquo; I’m Black and I’m proud. July 15, 2011 by Shimshonit. While technology (warming trays, thermostats, timers, X10, Shabbat settings on refrigerators and ovens) have largely made the Shabbos goy. Is a lovely tribute to the friendship that once existed in Brooklyn between Jewish and Christian neighbors. Enjoy. Don’t be a nudnik! Go home.” I could feel the cold wetness covering my head and thought that Shabbes was the Jewish word for snow. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. You are co...
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July 1, 2011 by Shimshonit. Ladies and Jellyspoons, I come before you to stand behind you to tell you of a subject I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, there will be a ladies’ meeting for fathers only. Admission is free; pay at the door. Take a seat and sit on the floor. If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? Anyone got any others for me to share? Activis...
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Interview with Prof. Ruth Wisse | Shimshonit
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We’re sinking, we’re sinking. Interview with Prof. Ruth Wisse. July 7, 2011 by Shimshonit. Instead, Obama tells Bibi he must present his own plan for peace, but without presenting any more preconditions. These include, presumably, stopping the preaching and teaching of Jew-hatred, stopping naming of town squares after mass murderers (and murderesses), and disarming terrorists–forever. Yet somehow, nothing is demanded of the Arabs. How can we make them accept the State of Israel? What can we do? Notify me...
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I’m Black and I’m proud | Shimshonit
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Laquo; We’re sinking, we’re sinking. I’m Black and I’m proud. July 12, 2011 by Shimshonit. Sometimes movie lines stick with me decades after I hear them, and I don’t always know why. I have half of “Tootsie” in my head, bits of “Thelma and Louise” (“Darryl does it, how hard can it be? 8221;), “Steel Magnolias” (“I haven’t left home without Lycra on these thighs since I was twelve”), “The Corn Is Green” (“A female Master of Arts? How long is this going to last? 8221;) and dozens of others. Create a free w...
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Paraprosdokians | Shimshonit
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Laquo; The Muslims are not happy. Interview with Prof. Ruth Wisse. July 5, 2011 by Shimshonit. Contrary to my first impression, a paraprosdokian is not an Armenian. It is, in fact, a “figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation.” “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,” is a type of paraprosdokian. Here are some others to enjoy. 2 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list. 13 I didn̵...
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A fond farewell | Shimshonit
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Laquo; The Shabbos goy. July 17, 2011 by Shimshonit. 8221;), and teach them the eye-killing art of cross-stitching. It’s been a pleasure. This means that my online editing work has been bumped to nights after they’re in bed, and I am spending less time on the computer – a state I’ve wished for for some time since realizing. On July 18, 2011 at 1:08 am. You’ll be missed! On July 18, 2011 at 6:18 am. Michael A. Burstein. We’ll miss you…. On July 18, 2011 at 9:51 am. On July 19, 2011 at 3:13 pm. Jameel at t...
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