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Spatagram: May 2006
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006. The End Of Gracious Living. Posted by TSpats @ 2:28 PM. Try to introduce these retro phrases into life. A Douchebag; pretty self-explanatory and so versatile, " You cut me off, Douchebag! What a douchebag, no I didn't file the taxes on time." "Hey, Douchebag, get over here and give me a kiss.". B Ginormous; of an immense property. A hybrid of gigantic and enormous, "The Disney Musical Hall is ginormous", "The ginormous swimming pool was inviting and off-limits" "Ginormous! Blogs ...
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Spatagram: February 2007
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Sunday, February 25, 2007. Here in Hollywood. The Academy Awards are on tonite, and hosted by Ellen DeGeneres. The limos are rented and lined up. They're propping up Joan for yet another bit of hilarity, adjective and swank implied. My frenchonion soup simmers and the clambake sits prepped to boil. The wine is chilled and I'm ready to laugh. Here are great things oscar to make you smile:. Giant sized trophies named Oscar. Oscar the Grouch, muppet and bon vivant. Oscar De La Hoya, ggrrrrr. In a shallow di...
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Spatagram: August 2006
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Sunday, August 27, 2006. Pan, Pandemic, Pandering, Panties, part three. Pan ran, flitted and flirted. The fawn-god ran in and out of the white hot spotlight showing his wares everywheres. Throughout the land tongues wagged almost as hard as the dogs were wagged. "What be this? I've always thought". "Why would Pan be with those guys, unless? Posted by TSpats @ 4:51 PM. Friday, August 25, 2006. Cholo, Churro, Charo. I have a tendency to do both. I like them with cinnamon and granulated sugar, like frie...
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Spatagram: June 2006
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Thursday, June 29, 2006. The King And I, part two. Did anyone know that Charles and Diana's son got hot? People always said that Harry would grow into his looks, my weren't they correct. The Spare as they called him is a hottie. How can you be so ripped when you drink all that beer? I'll have to investigate. He's off to serve in the military, I know his mom's watching over him, she has to, the world is watching already. Posted by TSpats @ 2:40 PM. Dwindle, Dwindle, Little Star. Posted by TSpats @ 2:29 PM.
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Spatagram: September 2006
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Friday, September 29, 2006. Ugly is the new black. Ugly Betty just may bring ABC back. Look out world. I love this show. All the actors, the characters and the enormous story potential. And little glimpses of Salma Hayek in her little telenovela cameos are gravy. Que fabuloso, Salma, gracias por todo. Check this show out! Posted by TSpats @ 2:34 PM. Tuesday, September 26, 2006. Just Wondering; The Mis-Castaways. Does Usher have to check tickets and pass programs? Is that the only hairstyle Sean Penn gets...
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Spatagram: November 2006
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006. A friend of mine tied the knot recently to an extremely wonderful woman. It was unusual to see as I long thought he would have a destiny as a bachelor. He is extremely active and addicted to life,. Automobiles, hers a zippy little thing his a butch truck. These love tokens are on their rear windows. Posted by TSpats @ 11:25 AM. Tuesday, November 28, 2006. A-Holes, B-Sides, C-Words, D-Lists, and N-Words; How Can We Abrevi-Hate? How can we censor society? Oh, Oh, 007. Casino R...
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Spatagram: October 2006
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Wednesday, October 25, 2006. Gaps on so many levels. Certain things you can count on in Halloween season; orange and black color schemes, revenge scenarios, kids in sugar comas, politics and dancing. Oh, and of course the annual Most-successful Dead Celebrities list. The spiritual tide has turned and a new generation's deadhero has made the here and now comfy for their heirs. Kurt Cobain's new Nirvana has him sitting pretty. Smells like teen spirit, and how. Top 10 'rich dead' list. Read the full story a...
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Spatagram: July 2006
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006. Yeah, it's a choice. We are one. We wil bury our shame, our integrity, and our family, but most of all, we will end up burrying the lot of you. We chose all these added responsiblities? Did you not notice that we were built on same sex-appreciation? We are the most narcistic in society. We are the mirror and the blow. Our true colors are more selfish than your own, and yet we clean up after you. Posted by TSpats @ 3:01 AM. Sunday, July 23, 2006. Why, Y, Whie. I digress. This y...
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Spatagram: December 2006
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Thursday, December 28, 2006. In Conclusion; Inclusion. But I ask wouldn't it have been alright if at the beginning of the year we all took a breath and said,"We all have our turn of being parodied, I will accept my turn, and keep score to make sure everyone gets a piece of this satire pie."? You shouldn't offend maliciously, that's covered by the Golden Rule. If we only would do unto. Others as we would have done, we'd be utopian, but when you get near that line of H. Jell-o, sandanistas, spatulas, shetl...
