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Have You Met Ms. Jones?: My Favorite Meme
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009. Back in 2001, I was just a week study abroad living in London. I've written about my time there before but one particular thing I learned while actually studying (yes, I did attend classes and do school work) was that the internet is full of amazing, wonderful things that will make you pidoodle your pants. We would recite his little speech over and over. And no, it never got old. It turns out mullet boy (AKA Michael Blount) has a new website. In his "History" section, he descri...
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Have You Met Ms. Jones?: Everyone should have a list.
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Sunday, December 30, 2007. Everyone should have a list. As I write this I am supposed to be getting ready for my second date with [redacted]. He's a really nice guy but I find myself feeling a sense of dread every time we make plans. It's not him. I actually had a good time with him last time we went out. It's this part of relationships that I hate. The "Let's have awkward small talk and get to know each other.". 1 I have a pretty bad fear of committment and general emotional intimacy. 6 I watch way too ...
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Have You Met Ms. Jones?: This is what I do with my time.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009. This is what I do with my time. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Have You Met Ms. Jones? I hate the drama. But the drama, it loves me. View my complete profile. Follow me on Twitter. Computers will use us for food someday. This is what I do with my time. Kill Some Time The Way I Do. Amish in the City. An Irish and A Jew. Guest of a Guest. I'm Quietly Judging You. Not Chosen', Just Posin'. Penny For Your Thoughts. The Typing Makes Me Sound Busy. Dancing With the Farts.
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Have You Met Ms. Jones?: Hellllooooooooooo Pelotas!
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009. According to Google Analytics, I've gotten 11 visits from Pelotas. Brazil recently. It seems Pelotas. Is on the southern. Tip of the country, but what would I know since I've never ever been there. Are you one person? Ha, I kid. I know you are only one person who must be really bored at work and stumbled upon this here stupid/mind-numbing/ narcissistic. Besides my fan in Pelotas, I have a teeny tiny following in New York (I'm guessing this consists of Gingervision. Amish in the Ci...
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Have You Met Ms. Jones?: In which I contemplate the career of one Ms. Julia Stiles...
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Thursday, May 28, 2009. In which I contemplate the career of one Ms. Julia Stiles. Since I've ranted on how much I hate Julia Stiles. Since I caught a few moments of the piece of dogshit they call a movie "The Prince and Me" this weekend, I thought it might be appropriate to revisit to the topic of how much she sucks and why she has a career. I don't know anyone who likes her or her acting. Did she sleep her way to the top? Or maybe she won a contest where the prize was a lifetime of starring roles.
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Have You Met Ms. Jones?: March Effing Madness
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Friday, March 20, 2009. That's how my body feels after the severe abuse it has been taking this month. Why does March always drive me to 1) Drink insane amounts of booze and 2) Eat really bad-for-you food? Well, I think it's partially because St. Patrick's Day has gone from being an Irish Day that happens once every mid-March to a month long drinking marathon with stops in Hoboken. Manhattan, and Westchester. Plus, after the holidays and spending money on winter vacays. In March. Which kills me becau...
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Have You Met Ms. Jones?: What? Uh-Huh. Sorry.
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009. Saturday night DM got herself hitched. She looked gorg, the party was awesome. Needless to say, weddings are a fantastic opportunity to get absolutely shit-faced without embarassment because really, unless you're the bride, nobody gives a shit. SOOOO, well, I may have possibly run my mouth off a bit and said something at (I say at because I wasn't saying it to the person's face- mind you it's the person I suspect of this. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Follow me on Twitter.
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Have You Met Ms. Jones?: Computers will use us for food someday.
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Thursday, April 30, 2009. Computers will use us for food someday. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Have You Met Ms. Jones? I hate the drama. But the drama, it loves me. View my complete profile. Follow me on Twitter. Computers will use us for food someday. This is what I do with my time. Kill Some Time The Way I Do. Amish in the City. An Irish and A Jew. Guest of a Guest. I'm Quietly Judging You. Not Chosen', Just Posin'. Penny For Your Thoughts. The Typing Makes Me Sound Busy. Dancing With the Farts.
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Have You Met Ms. Jones?: I'm a little late...
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Thursday, February 26, 2009. I'm a little late. But this is the best Oscar re-cap. I've ever read. Enjoy. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Have You Met Ms. Jones? I hate the drama. But the drama, it loves me. View my complete profile. Follow me on Twitter. Im a little late. Kill Some Time The Way I Do. Amish in the City. An Irish and A Jew. Guest of a Guest. I'm Quietly Judging You. Not Chosen', Just Posin'. Penny For Your Thoughts. The Typing Makes Me Sound Busy. Dancing With the Farts. Why I Love NY1.
