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TREMENDO TIME: August 2009
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Friday, August 21, 2009. SWORD OF THE VALIANT (1984). 800S ARTIFACTS UNCOVERED BY MOVIE:. Forehead gems, gigantic poofy shirts; mink necker-chefs; Cliff's Notes epic poems; medieval salad bowl hats; chivalric mooching; and. Only Connery can make X-mas Wreath headgear look good. The Golem haircut was all the rage in the 800s. 8220;I knew I should’ve taken that Star Trek V. But it was all a ruse! GK quickly picks up his head and mocks young Gawain̵...
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TREMENDO TIME: October 2009
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Monday, October 5, 2009. DANCE OF THE DEAD (2008). ZOMBIE MOVIE SURVIAL TIP:. Better make friends with that loud gun-obsessed former Army assassin crazy-as-a-shithouse-rat high school P.E. Coach down the block. You know, just in case. Anyway, Dance of the Dead. Is harmless hilarious fun which beckons the days when you used fantasize about mowing down your classmates only so that they could reanimate so that you could mow them again. The Dead People v...
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TREMENDO TIME: HIDE AND GO SHRIEK (1988)
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Tuesday, October 15, 2013. HIDE AND GO SHRIEK (1988). Scott Kubay, Sean Kanan, Donna Baltron, Scott Fults, Ria Pavia, Bunky Jones, Brittain Frey, Judy Ramteize, and Mikey the Misleading MacGuffin. Summer, 1988. A masked killer stalks the streets in search of easy prey. Also, the latest G.I. Joes. And he wears that mask, like, everywhere! While the guys engage in gleeful homoerotic shenanigans. One day, our kids will call this bro-something! And soon ...
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TREMENDO TIME: February 2009
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Saturday, February 28, 2009. BONUS: BABY MAMA (2008). CHICK FLICK PARENTING TIP:. Home pregnancy testing should not involve peeing in the sink. Sung to the tune of Barry Manilow’s Mandy. By El Tremendo, guitar accompaniment by Film Geek Schu. I’ve been watching all my life. Boring TV dull as rice. Switching through the channels. Weeping on my flannel. Shirt into the night. Saturday was just another night. Comedy was nowhere in sight. And you are stil...
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TREMENDO TIME: June 2009
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Tuesday, June 30, 2009. PIÑATA: SURVIVAL ISLAND (2002). WHAT THE MONSTER TAUGHT ME:. Typically, piñatas are meant to be filled with candy and not the tormented souls of the damned. The Lost Tribe of Manboobs, Xander the Loxer, My Name is Jaime and I’m a D-Celebrity - Get me the hell out of this movie! It’s Cinco de Mayo and you know what that means: time for marine biologists to paaarrrrtaaayyyy! And she doesn’t even take her top off? Richard Carlson...
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TREMENDO TIME: April 2009
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Thursday, April 30, 2009. SUPERGUY: BEHIND THE CAPE. SUPER POWER GAINED FROM WATCHING THIS MOVIE: The Ability To Alter Reality Through The Magic Of Photoshop. A dopey aw-shucks Godling; his alchy Dad; his raspy voiced Mom; his MILF sister; the triumph of Fake Jay Leno, Fake Larry King, and Fake Barbara Walters; and the most realistic and economic display of superpowers bestowed upon humankind since my last honeymoon. Superguy: Behind the Cape. If you...
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TREMENDO TIME: December 2008
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Wednesday, December 31, 2008. Hope you had fun with this year's X-mas Wrath. Although I didn't get to 31 movies, I did have a ball getting to 29. Thanks for visiting Tremendo Time and keep on reading. Coming on Monday, January 5th, 2009:. An entire month of Science Fiction Movies! Monday, December 29, 2008. SPACEMEN and GO-GO GIRLS AND THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS (2004). Lookee Ma, Santy brought me a Camera, kuh-hyuk! Sunday, December 28, 2008.
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TREMENDO TIME: January 2009
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Saturday, January 31, 2009. THE QUIET EARTH (1985). This is the way the world ends: not with a bang but a wimp.*. Full-frontal frolicking, a kiwi kalamity, Bald-E, target practice Jesus, chimp-less truck driving, a ticked-off Maori, a post-apoc Jezebel, and an adage that we as Earthlings should finally come to terms with – Science: it just doesn’t work. Apologies to T.S. Eliot. Thursday, January 29, 2009. THEY ARE AMONG US (2004). They Are Among Us.
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TREMENDO TIME: October 2013
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Friday, October 18, 2013. Mitchell Anderson, Juliette Cummins, Xander Berkeley, Thom Babbes, and a bucket of deer face. It’s not a dream! It’s not a dream! Rudolph had a very shiny nose.of vengeance. But Alex has to deal with pressure from his older brother Jack (Berkeley) to join the family business while he's tormented nightly by dreams where the deer-masked killer hunts him down and …. Shoots ol' Jack,. Slices his throat,. And, um, other things.
