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I'm Not Touching You | Storyteller, songwriter and ex-rock star. I am a poet, a prophet and an all around prick. I drink too much, I curse and I am often very outspoken. Overall I loathe people and the human race. I can be your best friend or your wor

Storyteller, songwriter and ex-rock star. I am a poet, a prophet and an all around prick. I drink too much, I curse and I am often very outspoken. Overall I loathe people and the human race. I can be your best friend or your worst nightmare, you pick. I am at a point in my life where I am questioning and reexamining spirituality, sexuality and life in general. I am not politically correct. If I offend you, tough ****. You were warned.

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Storyteller, songwriter and ex-rock star. I am a poet, a prophet and an all around prick. I drink too much, I curse and I am often very outspoken. Overall I loathe people and the human race. I can be your best friend or your worst nightmare, you pick. I am at a point in my life where I am questioning and reexamining spirituality, sexuality and life in general. I am not politically correct. If I offend you, tough ****. You were warned.

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I'm Not Touching You | Storyteller, songwriter and ex-rock star. I am a poet, a prophet and an all around prick. I drink too much, I curse and I am often very outspoken. Overall I loathe people and the human race. I can be your best friend or your wor

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I'm Not Touching You. Going up……………. You know how your mind starts wandering and thinking all sorts of things in panic mode. That is where I am folks! Right about now, we have to all be looking like some chicken wings to her. I wonder if the hot chick is single. I wonder if she swallows, I wonder if it is appropriate to sport wood while stuck in an elevator. I wonder if anyone has to fart and technically, since we are stuck, if it is an instance where it would not be perceived as rude? So all wasn’t lost.

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I'm Not Touching You. Are you out of your high-priced mind? Have you ever heard of the Dollar Store? You watch me, eagle-eyed, fearing that I may want to abscond with your lovely Once You’re Over The Hill, You Pick Up Speed coffee mug, rather than pay the oh-so-reasonable sum of two dollars. Again: have you been to a Dollar Store? Are you aware of the dot.com bust? Those of you with a husband home to help sell your overpriced crap: send him back to work! Furthermore, where is all the good stuff? Views Fr...

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McDonald Exposed! | I'm Not Touching You

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I'm Not Touching You. We grew up knowing Ronald McDonald as this happy go lucky successful clown. Always happy, chillin with Mayor McCheese and the Hamburgler. How times have changed! Recently a new ad has come out with a more health conscious Ronald. But it is not the same clown. It is an imposter! What is this world coming to when you have to replace Ronald McDonald? Was the Jareed pitch too much for him to swallow? We recently caught up with Ronald, but he declined to comment. January 9, 2012.

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Back from the ER | I'm Not Touching You

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I'm Not Touching You. Back from the ER. For those of you that know me, or have read this blog you know that I like to share with you my bowels and the movement of said bowels. You will also know that I do not like Away Games , meaning I like to crap exclusively on my own toilet unless it is absolutely an emergency. Well this was and turned out to be a bigger emergency than I had planned for. There I sat unclothed in the most undignified position with out anything to wipe my ass with. THAT IS WHEN I SAW IT.

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