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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world: February 2008
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world. 26 February, 2008. This is something I think you should know. It may shock you. It may surprise you. You may cry like a little sissy girl. But I think you need to hear it, because really, it's been long enough now and it's getting a little bit fucking ridiculous. PRINCESS DIANA IS DEAD. Today at Princess Diana's court hearing it emerged that.". Today at Princess Diana's court hearing, it emerged that SHE FUCKING DIED! TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO!
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world: August 2009
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world. 28 August, 2009. 27 August, 2009. I JUST CANNAE DO IT CAPTAIN. Well, apparently I can't even do a Scottish accent in text. Never mind. I only lived there for four years. Is there a worse way to commence your least favourite household chore? I doubt it, somehow. But I got it done! I should note here that now, every time I say or hear any phrase relating to something getting done, I have to resist the urge to say "Git'r done! I can't believe I am blogging a...
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world: November 2007
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world. 23 November, 2007. Touché, Mr Shand. Clearly, there are a few points I am going to have to clarify from my last blog. While clearly, on some shallow but basically human level, EVERYBODY would be more pleased to have an attractive person check them out than an unattractive person, that wasn't what I was getting at. Who can know for sure. But it certainly doesn't feel like it so I'm guessing that's not the case. So, you know. You have been warned. It is a l...
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world: January 20, 2009
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world. 19 February, 2009. January 20, 2009. In a hotel room in Egypt as night fell outside, I sat on the edge of the bed next to the man I will marry. We were quiet, watching the screen. It is sometimes hard to believe that people can still make the right choice when called upon to do so. Now all that remains is to hope that this man can live up to his promises, and the expectations of the world. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Southampton, United Kingdom.
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world: "... and if you call it my 'wee-wee' again I shall kneecap you."
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world. 05 September, 2008. And if you call it my 'wee-wee' again I shall kneecap you.". I have discovered something that makes me incredibly uncomfortable:. Medical professionals using slang or layman's anatomical terms. U talking to me as if I am a toddler who is a bit sore after a particularly big poop, but thanks for making the effort to soothe me, I suppose. In fact I am tempted to come in again and fake a vagina-related problem just so I can find out. I am ...
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world: October 2007
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world. 30 October, 2007. I mean, it's not like you NEED it. So, somebody told me that you can earn tons of money for letting a trainee surgeon remove and reattach one of your toes. I would so totally do that. I mean, what, at most, you lose a toe, right? I bet I'd get a nice free holiday on the mental ward. I hear they serve delicious tapioca pudding up there. I hate tapioca. It's like baby puke with rice in. Blegh. 29 October, 2007. 28 October, 2007. Is the eas...
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world: January 2008
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world. 24 January, 2008. Holy Fucktards, Batman! Have I been Dooced? Well, 2008, I suppose I should probably thank you for waiting a record 23 days before you fucked me over. It's an improvement on 2007, certainly, but then I suppose all that started in 2006 and just sort of carried on. I am starting to feel like a piece of toilet roll, frankly. Wipe your arse with me and throw me away. I don't mind! Which, going by current trends, it probably will be.
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world: February 2009
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world. 19 February, 2009. January 20, 2009. In a hotel room in Egypt as night fell outside, I sat on the edge of the bed next to the man I will marry. We were quiet, watching the screen. It is sometimes hard to believe that people can still make the right choice when called upon to do so. Now all that remains is to hope that this man can live up to his promises, and the expectations of the world. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Southampton, United Kingdom.
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world: March 2008
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world. 21 March, 2008. So Twenty years old and not impressed. I miss being a teenager! I think I'll just keep telling people I'm nineteen. to be fair, I still get ID'd, and I got away with being 15 the other day, so I'm sure it'll work out fine. I think I have a bit of a Peter Pan complex. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Southampton, United Kingdom. View my complete profile. Websites I am making you go to:.
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world: July 2007
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Niffsy - one nerd's adventures in the real world. 30 July, 2007. Just so we're clear on how absolutely, totally cool I am, I'm going to give you an example of my coolness. Today, I came home from work, and. carpeted my room. Now, I'm pretty sure you expected me to say something like "watched a Dylan Moran/Bill Bailey DVD", "ate some pasta", "went to the pub". But no! I came home, and barely had time to change out of my stifling work clothes before I was down on the floor, putting my back into it (ooh er!