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A dogs tale.: Watching paint dry
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Monday, 5 April 2010. Welcome, dear reader, to the fiftieth entry in my now legendary and universally adored blog. Thanks to you all for your support. And now that the platitudes are out of the way I'll crack on with my inane ramblings. Did he buggery. I only found out about it via Facebook. Pointless in the extreme if you ask me. Shame she never asks me, I could make her life so much easier if she did. For the scooter club. Posted by John Spacey. Labels: a dogs tale. 5 April 2010 at 11:37. Well done Ron...
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A dogs tale.: BARC to the future
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Tuesday, 13 April 2010. BARC to the future. And now to the manifesto itself. We could save a huge chunk of money by all being just that little bit more careful and trying our best to have fewer accidents. The money we then save could be ploughed back into the National Health Service and spent on things like, ermmm, tablets. Oh, and biscuits. Biscuits are proven to be of great therapeutic benefit to the sick and infirm. I trust I can count on your vote on May the Sixth, and remember. Posted by John Spacey.
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A dogs tale.: The second coming
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Tuesday, 30 November 2010. Well, major changes once again in the world of this particular puppy, but before I get to that just give me a moment or two to bring you up to speed on the events of the last few months. Grateful as I am for my pork based treats it does seem odd to me that someone would be so cruel as to mutilate animals in such a way. Can you imagine the conversation in the sty after the ear harvest? Hey, Porky." Says Applesauce. POOOOORRRRRRRKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYY". Applesauce yells. It's snowing ...
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A dogs tale.: 21/03/10 - 28/03/10
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Wednesday, 24 March 2010. How clean is your mouser. Lift both the lids of your toilet and pour in a couple of capfuls of shampoo. Get a sack and a can of tuna fish. Place the opened can of tuna fish just inside your open back door, then crouch behind said back door with the sack. Wait for a passing turd burier to attempt to steal the tuna. Jump on the feline fish felon and stuff it into the sack. (I recommend wearing gloves for this part.). I dont get paid for any of this stuff you know? It was, apparent...
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A dogs tale.: 20/06/10 - 27/06/10
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Friday, 25 June 2010. Yes, yes, yes, I know. The time between my blog entries is getting longer and longer. It's not that I don't care, it's just that the summer has brought with it so many new and interesting opportunities for fun and merriment that I simply don't know whether I'm coming or going at the moment. Posted by John Spacey. Links to this post. Labels: a dogs tale. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). There was an error in this gadget. Dog Health Tips of The Day. Subscribe To A Dogs Tale? HH and the Boys.
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A dogs tale.: How clean is your mouser
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Wednesday, 24 March 2010. How clean is your mouser. Lift both the lids of your toilet and pour in a couple of capfuls of shampoo. Get a sack and a can of tuna fish. Place the opened can of tuna fish just inside your open back door, then crouch behind said back door with the sack. Wait for a passing turd burier to attempt to steal the tuna. Jump on the feline fish felon and stuff it into the sack. (I recommend wearing gloves for this part.). I dont get paid for any of this stuff you know? I think you SHOU...
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A dogs tale.: 28/03/10 - 04/04/10
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Tuesday, 30 March 2010. Does he balls. Muggins here has to go and fetch it for him. So, off I plod, find the damned thing, take it back to him and drop it at his feet, and what does he do? He only goes and throws it away again. Moron. Anyway, as I was saying, he wants a change of career so guess what he's applied to be, a CARER. Him. Caring. Looking after others. Ha. How in the world is that going to work? Posted by John Spacey. Links to this post. Labels: a dogs tale. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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A dogs tale.: 23/05/10 - 30/05/10
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Wednesday, 26 May 2010. Here comes the summer. For crying out loud, at her age surely another year on the tally stick is nothing to go shouting about. You were all very kind to humour her though, for which I am eternally grateful. It's political correctness gone mad I tell you. Posted by John Spacey. Links to this post. Labels: a dogs tale. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). There was an error in this gadget. Here comes the summer. Dog Health Tips of The Day. Subscribe To A Dogs Tale? HH and the Boys.
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A dogs tale.: 11/04/10 - 18/04/10
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Tuesday, 13 April 2010. BARC to the future. And now to the manifesto itself. We could save a huge chunk of money by all being just that little bit more careful and trying our best to have fewer accidents. The money we then save could be ploughed back into the National Health Service and spent on things like, ermmm, tablets. Oh, and biscuits. Biscuits are proven to be of great therapeutic benefit to the sick and infirm. I trust I can count on your vote on May the Sixth, and remember. Posted by John Spacey.
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