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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl: February 2006
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl. Or the Art of Living Vicariously Through a Blog. Monday, February 20, 2006. Russians, U.S. to Get Rid of Sponge Girl. The Russian Olympic Committee has called for the removal of Sponge Girl from the Olympic Village in Turin, where Sponge Girl was granted full access due to her dual role as the consultant choreographer for the Russian figure skating team and cheerleader for the Finnish curling team. Posted by Sponge Girl @ 8:40 pm. Wednesday, February 15, 2006. When ...
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl: March 2006
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl. Or the Art of Living Vicariously Through a Blog. Thursday, March 23, 2006. Cartoon Whores Created; Sponge Girl Blamed. Having recently returned from her puppetry experience, Sponge Girl has now had to face the abomination that formed during her long absence from the public eye. Paris and Nicky Hilton are due to feature in a cartoon dedicated to their vacuous lives. A program which will undoubtedly damage children's development for several generations. Adverts, and i...
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl: April 2006
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl. Or the Art of Living Vicariously Through a Blog. Thursday, April 20, 2006. But What About Baby Shields? Sponge Girl has made an impassioned plea to UNICEF and the CIA, demanding action be taken due to the arrival of "cruise-baby" Suri. First of all, the child's name is the imperfect tense, in third person singular, of the Finnish verb to mourn. Brooke Shields was famously attacked by Tom Cruise for basically being a non-crazy perfectly normal human being. Little tid...
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl: December 2005
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl. Or the Art of Living Vicariously Through a Blog. Friday, December 23, 2005. Kay Richardson Released, Sponge Girl Smiling. Observers have noted a significantly lighter step in the stride of Sponge Girl after the recent revelation that Kay Richardson is a free man. Posted by Sponge Girl @ 11:03 am. Sponge Girl to Return to Studies! Make a worthy contribution to academia. What can I say, I'm a bit of a perpetual student at heart and this news just tickles me pink".
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl: January 2006
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl. Or the Art of Living Vicariously Through a Blog. Tuesday, January 31, 2006. Sponge Girl Too Weak To Eat, Still Has Energy To Hate K-Fed. Speaking from her sickbed, the still-miserable Sponge Girl has built up enough energy to comment on the most ridiculous attempt at creating musical credibility - "in the world, ever, ever". Sponge Girl is of course referring to the human trainwreck, Kevin Federline, and his "single". But for crying out loud, is. Because he could ac...
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl: July 2006
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl. Or the Art of Living Vicariously Through a Blog. Saturday, July 08, 2006. Walliams: Overlord of the Universe? Sponge Girl, domestic goddess and pop icon, has congratulated actor David Walliams for being the coolest person alive. She reported that Walliams, who recently swam the English Channel in excellent time for the benefit of charity. Was "probably the most magnificent person, like, ever". My feet are really cold.". Posted by Sponge Girl @ 5:27 pm. Spongie to Li...
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl: November 2005
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl. Or the Art of Living Vicariously Through a Blog. Sunday, November 27, 2005. Sponge Girl Changed My Life: Paris. A clearly embarrassed Ms Hilton commented "Before the development of our friendship I - can you believe it? I had no idea what a complete skank I was". Shaking her head in despair, Hilton added "To think it took me over twenty years to discover subtitled films! And tops that cover my midriff! Posted by Sponge Girl @ 10:37 pm. Tuesday, November 22, 2005.
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl: June 2006
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl. Or the Art of Living Vicariously Through a Blog. Thursday, June 08, 2006. Sponge Girl: New Thinker On The Block. The delightfully clever Sponge Girl has broken her long silence on the role of the "public intellectual", so popular in France but less respected elsewhere in the world. Sponge Girl is referring to newly discovered philosopher, Tiger Wren. Tiger Wren was not available for comment, but his mother was heard to say "What's this I hear about chocolate bicuits?
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl: May 2006
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The Amazing Adventures of Sponge Girl. Or the Art of Living Vicariously Through a Blog. Tuesday, May 23, 2006. Another Supercouple Emerges, Sponge Girl Rejoices. Speaking on behalf of all mankind, Sponge Girl has expressed her unbridled joy at the news that Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman - both close associates of the wonderfully wascally superstar - are dating. I think that's good enough news to warrant another chocolate biscuit, don't you? Do it for your country," reminds Sponge Girl. Despite bein...