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Chewin' the Fat: Lyrics - We Eat

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Thursday, May 21, 2009. Lyrics - We Eat. Kinda obvious but a good h/c one to throw in and rile the crowd up a bit. To the tune of WE BITE. We walk the streets, no good to do. Just on a feast of fat and food. Omnivores live for pleasure. Strike out like Orson Welles. And when I get my food I inhale it. I eat more like a duck. I want more food, I'm never full. To eat some more. And when I get my food I inhale it. I eat more like a duck. I want more food, I'm never full. To eat some more. To eat some more.

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Chewin' the Fat: Lyrics - Don't Open That Mayonnaise

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Monday, April 27, 2009. Lyrics - Don't Open That Mayonnaise. Don't Open That Mayonnaise (tune of Don't Open 'til Doomsday). I bought this jar of condiments so long ago. And now when I wanna use it, I really do not know. Just when did I buy it? When was it made? A thought comes to me as I twist the lid:. Don't open that mayonnaise. Expiration reads this past May. Don't open that mayonnaise. You might not like what you'll find. Made of dairy products oh so long ago. Bowing to the god, the god of porcelain.

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Chewin' the Fat: Lyrics - Green Eggs

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Monday, April 27, 2009. Lyrics - Green Eggs. Now, this one, I was proud of this one. It's one of the really solid ones that came so naturally, so easily, so quickly, that I knew it was meant to be. With all gratitude and apologies to both Danzig and Dr Seuss. Green Eggs (tune of Green Hell). Here on this plate. Lies green eggs 'n ham. Touch 'em, taste 'em. Here on this plate. From Sam I Am. Touch 'em, taste 'em. You're gonna like 'em. Yeah you'll love 'em. You'll come to this like no one could.

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Chewin' the Fat: Lyrics - Ding Dong

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Thursday, April 30, 2009. Lyrics - Ding Dong. A tough one, right? The primary purpose here was to provide background music for a Ding Dong eating competition. We'd select two volunteers from the audience and have them race, seeing how many Ding Dongs they could eat before we finished the song. We usually had to cut it short as said volunteers were usually A:) not at our levels of gastronomical tolerance and B:) completely wasted. A couple of Zoo Bombers. To the tune Rat Fink. I say D-I,. I say D-O,.

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Chewin' the Fat: Lyrics - Halloween

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Monday, April 27, 2009. Yeah, not too original here but the changes, I think, more than make up for it. I changed it once to Thanksgiving. When we had a show right after that weekend. I'd done it too long as what's below, tho', to change it in my head. Another crowd fave, too. Bulging sacks in the night. Dumb kids throwing stones. They're little ones from whom I stole. Find me - bloated, old. From one last candy score. This day anything goes. Eat so much that I'll explode. Candy apples and M&M's.

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Chewin' the Fat: Lyrics - Diet Diet My Darling

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Monday, April 27, 2009. Lyrics - Diet Diet My Darling. We added this one mid-way through our band's life and it was an insta-hit. Thereafter it would always fall 2nd in the set, usually w/o pause from 20 Pies. It also inspired our 2nd t-shirt design as well. Diet Diet My Darling (tune of Die Die My Darling). Diet diet diet my darling. Don't shed a single pound. Diet diet diet my darling. Just stuff your pretty mouth. I'll be seein' you gain weight. I'll be seein' you obese. Don't lose that weight now baby.

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Chewin' the Fat: Lyrics - Hollywood Waffle House

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Monday, April 27, 2009. Lyrics - Hollywood Waffle House. Just a fun one, imagining what a West Coast appearance of this Southern staple might bring. It was always good for a smirk or two in the audience. Hollywood Waffle House (tune of Hollywood Babylon). Who came along for the ride? We can't all fit inside. Do you take your hashbrowns covered or capped? It's heaven, dripping down my chest. Flesh omelet, syrup divine. Extra - gravy on the side. Why don't we go there tonight? We can't all fit inside.

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Chewin' the Fat: Lyrics - Hungry Moments

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Thursday, April 30, 2009. Lyrics - Hungry Moments. Another where, live, it was tough to hear the joke. But we nailed this cover so nicely I don't think anyone really minded much. To the tune of Hybrid Moments. If you're gonna eat, eat with me. Cause I'm so hungry, man. Burgers, chips, and soda pop. I wanna eat 'em all again. Ooh baby, have a fry. Our life is sedentary. Don't wipe your mouth with your shirt. In hungry moments.Use a napkin. In hungry moments.Use a napkin. Ooh baby, have a fry.

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Chewin' the Fat: Lyrics - Some Kinda Meat

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009. Lyrics - Some Kinda Meat. Not the most clever one we did, I'll admit, but it was a crowd sing-along fave - plus, it allowed me to dance like Elvis as we played it a bit faster than the original recordings. And, oddly enough, it is based on an actual doctor visit of mine. Gotta love it when art meets reality, huh, kids? To the tune of Some Kind of Hate. There's some kinda love. For some kinda meat. Doc said my triglycerides. And it's a whoah. Hear the cows cry. And it's a whoah.