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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them: Obviousness and Redundancy
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them. Thursday, January 12, 2006. Mr Williams slowly rose as though he had an announcement of some import. Recent articles have touched on the concern, he began, reaching for his pipe, that the majority of U.S. citizens believe corruption to be commonplace in the nation’s capital. EW, I said, searching the room for anyone who might have overheard, please keep such proclamations at a semi-audible level. As it was not common for Mr. Williams to appear so obtu...
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them: 03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them. Tuesday, March 23, 2004. Thanks Again, Albert Einstein. The reporter on TV looks like. He can’t believe he’s on. His frat buddies are laughin’. And I’m chokin’ on my beer. Because he can’t be old enough. Will he ever be? To get his fifteen minutes. And I’m sitting here. Alone, beer slowly receding. Okay, not so slowly). Thank you, Albert Einstein. But I can’t get past his. Smirk, half-assed effort. The tilt of his head. And absence of substance. Recently,...
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them: 09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them. Sunday, September 26, 2004. Surely it is not your intention to degrade this discourse into purely philosophical banter. Our Mr. Williams, more than one snifter into the evening, had little patience for philosophy. Nonetheless, it was far from my intention. Really, sir, interrupted Mr. Williams, My circumstance not withstanding, there is clearly no reason to use such vulgarity. With this measured reasoning, Mr. Williams was not entirely unmoved. He...You a...
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them: As The Ball Bounces
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them. Sunday, January 29, 2006. As The Ball Bounces. I can scarcely be expected to wander far, sir, he barked as he took his seat, Being the result of your limited cognitive processes, I hardly have license to explore beyond the confines of your madness. He unsheathed his dagger and, allowing it to glimmer slightly in the dimly lit room, drove it deep into my chest. You are perpetually perplexed and in need of far more assistance than any might offer save a...
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them: Manifesto
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them. Wednesday, March 22, 2006. Posted by Rich @ 1:06 pm. I agree. Mr. Williams was a whiney beyotch. To heck with 'em. One can only hope your hiatus is temporary, as mine was when I saw the trend in the posts to my weblog. Links to this post:. Cary, North Carolina, United States. You can't escape your density. View my complete profile. As The Ball Bounces. Talking To The Big Guy. They Must Know Something…. A Point Of Clarification. A Lack Of Communication.
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them: A Lack Of Communication
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them. Friday, December 02, 2005. A Lack Of Communication. I’d hardly settled into my chair before E.W. launched into one of his now-famous diatribes concerning something or other of questionable relevance. The only thing famous about my diatribes is that you are the extent of my audience, he barked, Would that this were sufficient. Really, Mr. Williams, I interrupted, I’ve yet to have my first sip of brandy. Might your outbursts await civility? In fact, we are,...
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them: Tidings of Joy
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them. Sunday, December 11, 2005. Where once I'd have assumed the worst, I found myself quietly considering the potential diversions of one Mr. Williams. His myriad interests not withstanding, I found my concern alleviated by the fact that E.W. was a figment of my imagination. While this offered some solace, it failed to deter my tirade upon return of said vagabond. There is little ambiguous in the subject, moral or otherwise, responded E.W. I would have assumed...
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them: 12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them. Wednesday, December 29, 2004. Upon a recent perusal of the local newspaper’s light entertainment, I happened upon a remarkably insightful comic strip addressing the ultimate Darwinian concept of survival. Our Mr. Williams, my frequent companion during such times, took the opportunity to expound on the issue. Perhaps it was merely the brandy, but I found myself being drawn in to the discourse. EW continued, In no other species do we find the adaptability p...
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them: 11/01/2004 - 12/01/2004
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them. Saturday, November 13, 2004. I am unaccustomed to ceding any opportunity to question, particularly when our Mr. Williams is proselytizing. However, on this occasion, I was so moved by his vigor that I completely abandoned any attempt at discussion. The evening in question was a recent veterans holiday, and the occasion involved the viewing of a celebrated film dramatizing the Normandy invasion of the last great war:. Yet the haunting words of a major char...
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them: 01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005
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Bulimic Rabbit Herders and The Men Who Love Them. Saturday, January 22, 2005. Of Crime and Punishment. I had hardly begun to enjoy my freshly cut Cuban before E.W. started what amounted to little more than a childish snit. Had I been a less patient person, I might have interceded. However, since I was infrequently spared the bite of E.W.’s ire, I found sufficient will to restrain myself. Mr Williams nearly assaulted his brandy snifter in disgust. Please, dear sir, he responded, the subject for me remains...