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Blessed are the easily amused. Thursday, September 01, 2005. Why do I look pensive? Please pray for me and the XL-1 as we traipse around Southeast Asia in headscarves and sarongs. Posted by lisa at 10:16 PM. I just want to clarify - I don't actually consider my collected works to be that stimulating. I just wanted to create a sort of disgusting scenario. Did it work? Fri Sep 02, 10:16:00 AM.
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Blessed are the easily amused. Friday, September 02, 2005. I've created a system to help people at work understand how to approach me. A quick glance at my desktop will give significant clues to my state of mind. Dehydrated or hormonally unstable - keep reasonable distance. Biological clock ticking -. Keep reasonable distance or risk impregnating me. Posted by lisa at 10:17 AM.
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Blessed are the easily amused. Saturday, February 25, 2006. Why would I even bother? I mean, it's been half a year since I had anything to say. This blog is as dead (and probably as irrelevant and cliche) as a doornail. What? You didn't miss me? Perhaps my absence has been like that of Jodie Foster's in. But now he who was once the Date and who became the Roommate is becoming A Friend. Presumably I will no longer change his child's shitty diapers or arise at 6:30 to help with their morning routine or...
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Blessed are the easily amused. Thursday, November 02, 2006. NaNoOhNo, or "It was a dark and wordy night.". Busiest month of my life. But, as Simon said, we're all frickin' busy. Simon. Also says 'play longer and faster - only then will you be the master.'. Good luck, my fellow scribblers. 30 days of uninterrupted bullshitting? I can't wait to see what you guys come up with. Ps The only really important thing about this post is the Simon link. You. Have to watch it. Posted by lisa at 11:05 AM. Hmmmit's so...
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Blessed are the easily amused. Monday, December 11, 2006. This is my Grandpa. Frank Martin Toews. He played the harmonica, rode a motorcycle, rescued a maiden from abuse and slavery (and then married her), and liked to drink a glass of beer of an afternoon. He is fondly remembered. Posted by lisa at 12:59 PM. The Commisioner and McKay. That is inspiring and thoughtful. We must always remember and honour our elders. Now, you must inform us of your novel. Did you finish it? Cheers and Good Mental Health.
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Blessed are the easily amused. Monday, September 19, 2005. Sorry I've had nothing to say. I could blame the lack of internet access, but it would be more accurate to say this:. Mass graves have a way of robbing one of glib remarks, the kind I've made a habit of posting here. Don't get me wrong, I haven't been wandering the fields of the dead day and night since I left or anything. It's just that my usual throw-away tone just doesn't seem like it would do this thing justice. We drink coffee and fly home.
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Blessed are the easily amused. Wednesday, August 31, 2005. Camping with carlo rossi. In which our heroine finds a leech on her ankle and gets falling-down drunk with Tracey at Namekus Lake. In the consuming dark. Oh, duplicitous day. No match for she-wolves. For girls and geese. Posted by lisa at 12:38 PM. Now im home sick. At nemisus lake or how ever you spell it there was a bar about 10 feet from our tent splashing like a toddler in the water. Wed Aug 31, 03:47:00 PM. Thu Sep 01, 12:56:00 PM. Thu Sep 0...
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Blessed are the easily amused. Monday, August 28, 2006. No shit. No, I am. If you really wanna know what this fancy new job is, well you'll just have to tune in again, won't you? But I'll give you a clue. So far, it has involved two of these things:. A) standing in a refrigerator for 4 days. B) spying on employees of adult novelty stores. C) analyzing the semen of albino bulls. D) riding in a hot air balloon at sunrise. E) delivering singing telegrams to suburban zombies. Posted by lisa at 5:34 PM.
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Blessed are the easily amused. Tuesday, December 19, 2006. She feels the serenity on her face for real, now. Under the trademark wrap (which once was a light blue bed sheet) she’s demure and calm, the stage lighting beaming down on her from the ceiling and infusing her with a seraphic glow. Out in the audience, the faces that peer back in awe of her holiness are small, dim and adoring. To have arrived here, to finally be. Holy Shit, she thinks. And laughs. Cause when I sing. I feel as light as spring.
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Blessed are the easily amused. Saturday, September 10, 2005. The jet lag has worn off, but the culture shock persists -. I'm with Mennonites every day - hymns, devotions, you name it. The official version of this response can be seen at www.bitlink.ca/mccs. Gotta go. To church. Posted by lisa at 7:30 PM. Hey intrepid (but prayerful) traveller. Getting any good footage? Life in the bridge city is sweet. P&J are visiting Beth, so its me 'n' Pa out cattin' for a few days. Mon Sep 12, 10:12:00 PM.
