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Monday, August 04, 2003. Ya know - I pride myself in what patience I do have. I don't have much - so, don't worry about me having pride *laughing*. Well, today, my face itches. I have gotten approximatley 15 calls from the same person. Miss Help Desk, can you show me where the Eggs are? You get up and go in the store, get the eggs, put them in the cart and go back to the car. Soon - your friend emerges with a bag in her hand with just EGGS in it. He/she asks:. You seeing a pattern here? Para; 3:23 PM.
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Thursday, October 02, 2003. I'll just go ask Dad. Well this isn't very funny but actually kind of frustrating. The other day I get an email from user saying that they couldn't access the # # Website. Ok - that's fine. But I only register them as users - I don't do tech support on this one (wiping brow). I politely tell her that she needs to call the # # support number on her screen. She is polite - sends an email back "what are you good for anyway :-)". I'm really kind of hoping that was a joke. Miss HD ...
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Wednesday, August 20, 2003. Yeah, that is spectacular - and really neat too. Boy - I've been MIA for a few weeks and now you get two in one day. Alright, these are my actual emails folks - enjoy. (as a side note, NNNN is an internet based application). FIRST EMAIL SENT OUT BY MISS HD. It appears that *name of facility* is experiencing problems with the internet - your NNNN might not let you log in and will give you "Page Cannot Be Displayed.". IS NNNN UP NOW? Para; 2:01 PM. Miss HD Day One Answer: "Well,...
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Tuesday, October 21, 2003. I really do not have a place to ramble without people knowing it's me. well, except here. So - do humor me today. I have heard of people who wake in the night to find an apparition of someone they love, or something they don't even know for that matter, standing at the foot of their bed. I only wish I could find out if it was true or not. I am sitting today, in my office, crying. I know you all probably are like "are you a fruitcake? Or should I leave him? I didn't want my kids...
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Thursday, July 31, 2003. Well - the blogathon is over. I can now look at my blogger editor page without wanting to throw up or have blackouts due to memories of 6 am burritos. There are some great tips in the comments of the different posts from the blogathon - other folks stepping up and putting in some meat to my answers - which is HIGHLY appreciated. Once a person get's that tired, I could suggest feeding your computer chicken soup to make it feel better. Every bit helps folks -. Para; 3:27 PM. So, wh...
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003. Which Way is North? Now - I admit, I am terrible at directions and when someone tells me to twist and turn my way around somewhere, I generally just go the first couple directions then find someone else to harrass. It works - has for 27 years now. So, I'm sitting here, doing some paper pushing (blech) and a lady is walking by, sees me and does a 180 and comes back. Excuse me, do you know where *insert name here*'s office is? And points down the hall to the elevators.
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Wednesday, July 16, 2003. Spent the day moving, no HD humor today). Well I am in my own office - and yes, it is turning quite the number of heads. Miss HD is not quite sure how to handle all the attention. People walk by and strain their necks out trying to see me at my desk. I'm sure it's a sight to behold, that is why they are doing it, right? Never mind the angry sneer or the rumbly whispers I hear as they walk by in troops to see me. Ahhhh - it's good to be a zoo animal. Para; 4:20 PM. Para; 1:35 PM.
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Saturday, July 26, 2003. ISP stands for Internet Service Provider. Your ISP will allow you to use a modem or a DSL or cable line to log into their network and connect to the internet. I really don't have anything to say. WHOA - did that just come out of my mouth, well, not exactly my mouth but I typed it which means I thought it. Ok, now I'm rambling. So, how do you all like the blogathon going on here? Do you like the Q&A format? Another Blogathoner: Things that make you go HMMMMMMMMMMM. Para; 11:33 PM.
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Friday, July 11, 2003. Alright - rant over. Back to our normal humor. Third times a charm. User calls me laughing. I ask her what is wrong and she informs me she cannot get into XXXX. She says she did not forget her password, she has it written down, but apparently, when she was changing and confirming her password, she made a typo - TWICE. Para; 11:11 AM. Thursday, July 10, 2003. Para; 2:30 PM. Wednesday, July 09, 2003. Well - Miss Help Desk was off work today - slept till noon! I go downstairs and look...
