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Young Master Sunshine: Jacqui Smith to become Porn Star?

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Saturday, May 02, 2009. Jacqui Smith to become Porn Star? Government Hottie Jacqui Smith today laughed off tabloid suggestions that she is due to start a new career as a porn star. Sporting a rather fetching Brazilian, she arrived by tax payer-funded car at her tax payer-funded Redditch home to confirm that she had watched 2 porn films at tax payers' expense for "educational purposes" on a tax payer-funded 42" LCD TV. She denied all allegations of abusing tax payers. Maybe she could be the new Porn Star?

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Young Master Sunshine: November 2008

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008. A Three-Year-Old's Self Evaluation. Children are so honest. Witness this conversation with daughter:. D: Mommy, what's an imp? M: It's someone who is silly and mischievous. When you and your brother are rambunctious and clown around, you're being imps. D: Brother is an imp. I'm not an imp. I'm a pill. M: What's a pill? D: Somebody who is whiny and cries a lot. Well there you go: the completely honest core of a three-year-old. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Young Master Sunshine: June 2008

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Monday, June 02, 2008. I Need to Change my Ringtone Now. I had it all set. Today I was gonna go to BJs to get some shopping done ALONE. Ah, thoughts of bliss. Hubby is working from home this week, and I planned my trip out when the kids were down for rest/nap time. You know, because I was being all thoughtful of the big man. And when I left, he was working on the bills. I just DON'T bitch about him into too many ears. But he blew my "afternoon of bliss." And I probably didn't help matters. Yeah, you can ...

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Young Master Sunshine: January 2009

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009. Sherwood Forest is a real place. It is located in England’s Nottinghamshire, which lies north of London. The forest served as a hunting preserve for many English kings, and in the 1800s, tourists began flocking to the area to see the land where the legendary Robin Hood lived. Friday, January 09, 2009. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Last week saw off the deepavali celebrations. It w. Интернет-магазин одежды для девочек JennyBear.

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Young Master Sunshine: Gay Football Team

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Monday, May 04, 2009. Edinburgh has fielded 'HotScots', the first all-gay football team. I can't see them doing too well against the straight teams. I'm not homophobic or anything; I just don't think they'll be very tight at the back. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Plan it Green Online Game. Sunday at the Depot, With Speedbumps. Jacqui Smith to become Porn Star? Интернет-магазин одежды для девочек JennyBear.

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Young Master Sunshine: February 2009

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Friday, February 27, 2009. Don't Mess with Old People! The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ' Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'. I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. ' How about a demonstration? Want to go double or nothing?

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Young Master Sunshine: And the Goof just keeps on goofing….

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Friday, March 27, 2009. And the Goof just keeps on goofing…. I have much to discuss with you. Here goes:. Oh, and by the way, I woke up on Friday morning to find these from my lovely lady Kerri:. She ain’t bad. So, at this point, Saturday morning, my 26th birthday, 10am, I hadn’t gotten much sleep in days, and only about 5 here, so I had a wedding to go to…. My buddies Georgina and Frank finally tied the knot on the 14th (Mozel Tov! Only something bad happened…. Read nothing into it. NOTHING.

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Young Master Sunshine: August 2008

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Wednesday, August 06, 2008. My puppy is 2 years old today. He's still very much a puppy - licking, shaking his tail into everything, and loves to follow me around EVERYwhere. I open the cellar door and he RUNS from wherever he is in the house to join me. You're going downstairs, mommy? Can I watch you doing laundry? OO, are you going out to the porch? Can I join you? How about me almost knocking you down the stairs at every chance? So Jack, my furry buddy - my hairy little friend, happy birthday!

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i, me & miNE: Name That Beer

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I, me and miNE. The brewery held a contest to select a name for the new beer they had been developing. They advertised over all the airwaves, TV and in all the newspapers. They received thousands of submissions. The panel of judges was kept busy for many weeks sorting through all of the entries. Finally they settled on one particular entry -. Love On A Lake". The selected entry was given to the president of the company for his approval. The judges located the contestant. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Save Me Angels: The Hair Dryer

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A woman asked the Priest sitting beside her on a air flight, 'Father, may ask a favour? Of course. What may I do for you? Well, I bought a very expensive Swiss woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps? I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).