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Gnome Vacation: August 2007
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I'm not quite sure how I got here, but fuck if I'm staying. Tuesday, August 14, 2007. There's only one place to go when you have a little bit of a buzz goin' on, and that's the bar. Or, if you're Eddie Murphy, to pick up a transvestite hooker. but that's kind've 1990, you know? Let it be said that Garvey fuckin' Pitt is anything but cutting edge. Wow, a 12 piece band. Just pissed myself. So, this bar has lame-ass bands. Whatever, they still got booze. Yo, bartender! Liquor=not gay. Band list=still gay.
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Gnome Vacation: July 2007
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I'm not quite sure how I got here, but fuck if I'm staying. Friday, July 20, 2007. Glad to be out of there, I haven't been so bored since I broke both legs and had to watch re-runs of "Who's the Boss" for two months. Do you have any idea what it's like to become intimately. Familiar with Tony Danza? Think "Sylvester Stallone," but less talented. And gay. Ho ho ho, I got a fat sack. The cashier asked to see my ID, so I had to break it down for her. First, I was like, "Don't you know who I am. So, I'm sitt...
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Gnome Vacation: Ads
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I'm not quite sure how I got here, but fuck if I'm staying. Wednesday, July 18, 2007. Yeah, I put some ads on the website so I can collect a few benjis. Cab drivers don't take handjobs in exchange for rides downtown. Well, they do, but I don't get any change back. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This is me, Garvey Pitt. Sites That Don't Suck.
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Gnome Vacation: First Stop
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I'm not quite sure how I got here, but fuck if I'm staying. Friday, July 20, 2007. Glad to be out of there, I haven't been so bored since I broke both legs and had to watch re-runs of "Who's the Boss" for two months. Do you have any idea what it's like to become intimately. Familiar with Tony Danza? Think "Sylvester Stallone," but less talented. And gay. Ho ho ho, I got a fat sack. The cashier asked to see my ID, so I had to break it down for her. First, I was like, "Don't you know who I am. So, I'm sitt...
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Gnome Vacation: Escape!
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I'm not quite sure how I got here, but fuck if I'm staying. Thursday, July 19, 2007. I'm completely done with this place. First I find out that there's no wet bar, but then I realize that there isn't even a fuckin' pool. I mean, shit, I'm all for roughing it out, you know, two hookers instead of four and all that, but this is insane. Richard Simmons. Doesn't live this bad, and he's got shorts that look like they're actively sawing his ass cheeks apart. Shit, there's my cab. To the gas station!
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Gnome Vacation: The Bar
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I'm not quite sure how I got here, but fuck if I'm staying. Tuesday, August 14, 2007. There's only one place to go when you have a little bit of a buzz goin' on, and that's the bar. Or, if you're Eddie Murphy, to pick up a transvestite hooker. but that's kind've 1990, you know? Let it be said that Garvey fuckin' Pitt is anything but cutting edge. Wow, a 12 piece band. Just pissed myself. So, this bar has lame-ass bands. Whatever, they still got booze. Yo, bartender! Liquor=not gay. Band list=still gay.
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Gnome Vacation: Where Am I?
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I'm not quite sure how I got here, but fuck if I'm staying. Wednesday, July 18, 2007. So, I just woke up in this dude's front yard. I'm not sure what's all over my legs, but I hope it's not dog crap. I guess I blacked out there for a little while, maybe a couple months. No clue if it was the PCP or skydiving without a parachute, but I was fuckin' out. That's the biggest rush I've had since Richard Gere smuggled me through customs in his ass. More later, I'm going to go find a phone so I can call a cab.