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The Hitch List: SHILL Moment
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Monday, December 13, 2010. It's so kind that people have been asking me to post again. I'm sorry to disappoint. I'm blocked. This blog feels dead. The gimmick has worn off and my stories are interesting only to me. It all feels very trite and contrived. So, in place of a post, a shill for this blog: http:/ thetroublewithpoet.blogspot.com/. Nowto ponder the official killing of this blog. Posted by Polly Syllabick. Labels: just f-ing read this. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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The Hitch List: June 2010
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Thursday, June 24, 2010. I fucking hate empty inboxes. Loath their statement, what they do, things undone in saturninity. All that purposed silence. One day I'll go renegade and fill each inch with words, letters fucking letters until the whole sky goes black. They'll ask why she burnt the sun but there'll be no way to describe it. Somewhere else a piece of you is hung up on a question. Check your neck- you're noosed, throat caught in that curve. They all end with inverted fishing hooks. Quick- someone l...
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The Hitch List: Just F-ING READ THIS #2: How To Ruin Your Ex's Wedding Day AND Opinion of You Without Leaving Your Laptop
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010. Just F-ING READ THIS #2: How To Ruin Your Ex's Wedding Day AND Opinion of You Without Leaving Your Laptop. Is anyone else entertained by the bleeding entrails of another human being's emotional dignity? Well I mean,. Own bleeding entrails aren't funny. To. But they should be to, like,. People. Otherwise what would the point be? I mean OH MY GOD buy a journal already. Seriously. Kiki Smith. Google her. ANYWAY. Batshit Backhanded Compliment Meltdown Column. I want to thank her for...
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The Hitch List: July 2010
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010. Just F-ING READ THIS #2: How To Ruin Your Ex's Wedding Day AND Opinion of You Without Leaving Your Laptop. Is anyone else entertained by the bleeding entrails of another human being's emotional dignity? Well I mean,. Own bleeding entrails aren't funny. To. But they should be to, like,. People. Otherwise what would the point be? I mean OH MY GOD buy a journal already. Seriously. Kiki Smith. Google her. ANYWAY. Batshit Backhanded Compliment Meltdown Column. I want to thank her for...
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The Hitch List: And Now for Something Completely Different: A Poetic Prose Versus Hoes Offshoot
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Sunday, August 15, 2010. And Now for Something Completely Different: A Poetic Prose Versus Hoes Offshoot. Blog is having an identity crisis. It can't make up its mind about whether it wants to be a narrative of adventures linked to a gimmick, a place for general musings, a public posting place for notes scrawled on napkins or a phlebotomist. Some days, it attempts to be all four. Tonight (read: this morning), inspired by the previous post's guest blog. UNSAID, AS YOU WERE ANGRILY CLEANING UP DINNER.
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The Hitch List: August 2010
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Thursday, August 26, 2010. The family's reports come in over cell speakers along with texts that state- assure? I don't need to come home. I bounce between online train schedules and old Google maps of Monmouth County, the place where Rosie raised four generations of my family. The iron: on or off? I don't know where you are but I want you to come visit. I want to say goodbye even though I know we did, the day with the Earl Grey and the tin of shortbread cookies, the day you tried (*. I keep snapping rub...
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The Hitch List: November 2010
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Wednesday, November 3, 2010. Filler, Filler, Filler, Wank, Filler, Filler, Filler. I've been writing so much for other reasons I've run out of words for my playground. Or have I outgrown the monkeybars? It's like a sad little bagpipe here, all deflated and soundless, slung over a drunk Scots' arm. Since then I've adjusted my student loan repayment schedule, looked into series I-Bonds, applied for food stamps, read 17 pages of Colum McCann's Let The Great World Spin. Many trials were conducted. Needle...
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The Hitch List: January 2010
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010. Vagina Resolutions: What the Men Had to Say. I laid out the five most immediately helpful New Year's resolutions anyone with a vagina (or immediately pre-op) could adopt to help make life, and specifically relationships, a little easier on everyone of any gender. I didn't just pull them out of thin air (or plagiarize them from a combination of Dr. Phil's column in. And back issues of. Magazine.that would be wrong). I actually. Below are some verbatim highlights and insights fro...
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The Hitch List: March 2010
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Saturday, March 27, 2010. Epic Fail: Rough Patch. E got no words. I lost them. Misplaced them under a pile of bad decisions and dead ends and now can't find them again. Makes blog writing pretty impossible. The stick figures aren't effective. I did scrawl this on the back of an office memo on a bench tonight, so at least some words were left behind when the others ran for cover. But I don't like the looks of them:. Ominous words, missing wit, lost smile. Epic fail. Posted by Polly Syllabick. Breaks down ...
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