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The Old Farts Museum of Stuff. The name is borrowed from Lena Sharpe. The stuff will be updated as often as something interesting comes up. The Old Farts Museum Of Stuff.
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The Old Farts. The Old Friends And Relations of Tom'S. Road Trips And Off Road Adventures. Stories.
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Earlier in the day, defense attorneys tried to discredit the witness. S claims that the defendant had received oral sex in strip clubs. They asked the witness. If he was drinking at the time. I'm absolutely sure I was drunk. I lost my sun glasses. DM: Where'd you find them? DM: Where'd you get those? DT: (realizing he was wearing them) WTF. BENEFITS OF DRINKING ON THE JOB. When trains had cabooses. To stop, called the Army. And got a guy out to turn the turret back and lock it properly. Had John not ...
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The Old Farts. The Old Friends And Relations of Tom'S. Road Trips And Off Road Adventures. Food Adventures.
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Because we like to eat as well as drink, we seek out good food joints, be they fancy or funky. Local is a must. Fast food joints are ok if local. (Joe Titus introduced us to cat's head biscuits. And we've had the famous Illinois horseshoe sandwich. But you won't catch us at Mikey D's. On every off-road adventure, Don Miguel makes one of his famous paellas, Jerry makes one of his specalties, and we often have a visiting chef. Click for slide show. The Old Farts Museum Of Stuff.
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The Old Farts. The Old Friends And Relations of Tom'S. Road Trips And Off Road Adventures. Events.
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September 8-13 Road Trip to the Oregon Coast. Start planning now. August 21, 2017 Camping trip to Idaho. For the 2017 Total Eclipse of the Sun. Our recent gathering at Skunk Hollow for the concert was a resounding success. Pictures coming soon. Be sure to check out Chip's website for video coverage. Sutterchip.com. The Old Friends And Relations of Tom's. The Old Farts Museum Of Stuff.
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The Old Friends And Relations of Tom'S. Road Trips And Off Road Adventures. In Memorium.
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This page is dedicated to the friends and relatives who can no longer make the journeys with us. The Old Farts Museum Of Stuff.
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Used to quench thirst and prevent dehydration. Can be used in lieu of gin for brewing coffee. To be taken straight or with liquor in the AM and with liquor in the PM. Coffee taken straight in the PM will keep you up all night. A breakfast or morning cocktail (bracer). May be taken as food, especially for breakfast in airports. A morning or early afternoon cocktail. Seldom taken with food. See water. Should not be used to brew coffee. Which can be identifed by the red color, rose. Usually taken after dinn...
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The Old Farts. The Old Friends And Relations of Tom'S. Road Trips And Off Road Adventures. Bars and Taverns.
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Naturally our travels take us to the most sophisticated establishments. Pictured here are few of the most memorable. If you have a favorite that you would like to see pictured here. Please send the photo to Mike. The Old Farts Museum Of Stuff.
