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blogalogadingdong: ACK!!

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Monday, April 12, 2010. 8220;two more hours should tell the story, one way or the other. either I’m right and a catastrophe will occur, or it won’t and I’m crazy. in either case the outlook is not so good.”. The past few months have been challenging, to put things lightly. 8220;wait, would that mean I could stop shaving my pits? 8221; I asked. 8220;this is true,” I countered, “but she wasn’t european either, she just balled a spaniard in the movie.”. Would I be more responsible, without an h? April 13, 2...

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blogalogadingdong: August 2009

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Monday, August 31, 2009. Summer of love 2k9. Our lady of mt. st. carmel aftermath. Chris bond's shitpowdersplosion extravaganza birthday party @ tortilla flats. Big bingo winner, duh. Holly miranda at zebulon. Playing unong on the LIRR. Sean, aka the Busiest Man In The World. Jen going apeshit on buck hunter. French miami at death by audio. FAME at mccarren park. Edit in RE: to lydia white. alright. alright. FINE. behold the budkini. Links to this post. Wednesday, August 26, 2009. Links to this post.

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blogalogadingdong: April 2010

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Friday, April 23, 2010. Frodo and His Many Rings. This is an account of my experiences in the trenches of online dating, the Not OKcupid Chronicles, and you can read part one HERE. 8220;Would it be terribly presumptuous of me to suggest we meet for a drink this week? 8221; I tapped onto the keys tentatively. I hit enter and bit my lip in anticipation. 8221; followed by, “But if you are a real girl, then I’d love to get a drink with you.”. I’d looked at the personality deciphering questions he&#8217...

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blogalogadingdong: play it again, sam

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010. Play it again, sam. When I was 18, I had my first love triangle in berkeley, california at a co-op called the cloyne court hotel. This is a piece of the puzzle from someone else's point of view. That's an entirely different situation, isn't it? Is it me, owen? Is it both of us? Or is it some drunk retard behind us with an aerosmith t-shirt on? I assume that I will see you much earlier than I expected to, yet much later that I had hoped to. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Thesis vs Headway - Blog Themes Reviewed

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Guided reviews of premium wordpress themes. January 24, 2010. Arguable the two biggest themes in the do it yourself WordPress catalog at the moment are Thesis. Both make a world of claims and both have active affiliate programs that muddy the waters even further. No surprise here, they are identical. Personal options at $87 and Developer options at $164, both offer free upgrades for life. The only major difference between the two are that Headway. The two site allowance put headway. Ahead by an inch.

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blogalogadingdong: The NotOKcupid Chronicles

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Friday, April 16, 2010. Maybe I was being a luddite, not utilizing a whole new medium with which to entice someone into buying my proverbial cow. I have DVR.”. 8220;What do you think about OKcupid? 8221; I asked. 8220;What’s there to think? That’s like, online dating, right? 8221; Brandon closed the pizza box that was littered with abandoned crusts and chili pepper flakes with his big toe. 8220;Right.”. 8220;What kind of lame retard has to join a site to meet people? 8220;Touché, bitch.”. I beat him to t...

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blogalogadingdong: truly madly deeply

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Monday, February 15, 2010. Following is a short story I started writing tonight during a fit of insomnia. partially inspired from autobiographical tidbits, partially wishful thinking, and mostly because I bonded with ian earlier over pasta through a mutual love of "premo" music. title taken from the magnificent band, Savage Garden. hope this doesn't suuu-uuuuck! He went on, "just like everybody else dooooes.", and reached to turn on the broiler as he went for the whistle solo. She sidled up to his table ...

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blogalogadingdong: July 2009

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009. Flying by the seat of my whimsy-pants. I'm going to try and give this blog CPR this week. bust out that binaca and get ready to make out, internet! Here's an excerpt of a letter to b:. Odyssey years: legit. or just a nice way to call someone a fuck up? Also, julia davis:. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Everything that you were afraid to ask, and that I'll just tell you anyway. View my complete profile. Flying by the seat of my whimsy-pants. Bacon wrapped hot dogs.

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blogalogadingdong: December 2009

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Sunday, December 6, 2009. Somebody in new york loves you. Transcribed from cocktail napkins). What did you do? The toilet. exploded! I see that, but how in the hell did you manage- ". No, actually, I haven't." I smiled. "I've written on a lot of other weird shit, though.". What are you writing? It's nothing of terrible consequence.". Sure" she said, curling her lip coyly, unconvinced. I'm writing about how I broke my toilet.". What are you really. I'm a klutz.". Ah you think you're fat, don't you? You're...