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“Wednesday Girl Waits With The Wine” | non-girlfriend
https://nongirlfriend.wordpress.com/2012/09/25/wednesday-girl-waits-with-the-wine
It's more fun this way! 8220;Wednesday Girl Waits With The Wine”. September 25, 2012. 8220;She knows just what to say. While no one’s listening…”. The non-BF seems to think I am stuck in the 80s. I do. Make references to things that happened in the last ten years. I should never,. Go shopping when I am “feeling FAT.” I’ll buy something four sizes too large just because I had too much to eat at lunch. Case in point:. In Hawaii, I bought this cool bamboo shirt (yes,. That girl checking us out. In you I hav...
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OMG, I <3 Excel!! | non-girlfriend
https://nongirlfriend.wordpress.com/2012/06/18/omg-i-3-excel
It's more fun this way! OMG, I 3 Excel! June 18, 2012. Per the non-BF: I’ve never seen anyone go to so much trouble to order a pizza. Posted in: All About Me. Tagged: I'm Weird In A Cool Anal-Retentive Way. June 18, 2012 at 10:21 pm. I have no life, really. June 26, 2012 at 6:13 am. I thought I was the only one who did things like this…. this is AWESOME. June 28, 2012 at 8:12 am. You write the things I’d like to write about, had my blog not taken the ‘serious’ turn from day 1 – ha! Leave a Reply Cancel r...
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Putting Not One But BOTH Feet In Your Mouth and It REALLY Helps To Read The Instructions, Bitch! | non-girlfriend
https://nongirlfriend.wordpress.com/2012/09/21/putting-not-one-but-both-feet-in-your-mouth-im-not-ocd-so-much-and-it-really-helps-to-read-the-instructions-bitch
It's more fun this way! Putting Not One But BOTH Feet In Your Mouth and It REALLY Helps To Read The Instructions, Bitch! September 21, 2012. Sorry I didn’t do “Favorite Fridays” today but I’ve been out of town on business all week and I haven’t had a chance to shave my legs, let alone read the other blogs. My mom told me something about someone she knew having a hard time at home, and how they had gained some weight. She thought it was Stress Eating. I tell my mom: Self-medication. We. I stole this bottle.
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March | 2012 | What the Elle?!?!
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That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? And haven&...
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October | 2011 | What the Elle?!?!
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That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? 8221; and ...
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January | 2011 | What the Elle?!?!
https://ellethepirate.wordpress.com/2011/01
That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? I’m ...
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Elle the Pirate, RVS, Full Time Mom and Part Time Boxer….yeah…that’s right….they call me Bullwinkle. | What the Elle?!?!
https://ellethepirate.wordpress.com/2012/08/18/elle-the-pirate-rvs-full-time-mom-and-part-time-boxer-yeah-thats-right-they-call-me-bullwinkle
That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? Over 4th o...
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Like a Phoenix……. | What the Elle?!?!
https://ellethepirate.wordpress.com/2014/09/01/like-a-phoenix
That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? I want to ...
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June | 2012 | What the Elle?!?!
https://ellethepirate.wordpress.com/2012/06
That one girl.that craps her pants sometimes.remember? Arizona, United States. I'm a single mother that has given up on meeting Mr. Right. Fuck him. I use Oil of Olay to keep my skin taut and I exfoliate with Jasmine Vanilla Sugar Scrub.especially my elbows. I have an unhealthy obsession with the orange smelling Clorox Wipes and I'm anal (ha! I said "anal". Awesome.) about my feet. I like beer. A lot. I drink, burp, curse and pretty much never shut the fuck up. Love me! Something on your mind? 8221; and ...