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Fake London Genius: February 2005
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I HEART DOCTOR KARL. Tuesday, February 15, 2005. Im going home and im going to buy razors. Im going to the post office but not to the coiffeur, yet. Not even I think i'm funny anymore, but i do think i have amazing taste in mid-20th century propaganda. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 4:30 PM. 1 came all over. Thursday, February 10, 2005. Dieu est un gode. Éè scheisse thursdays are kinda unnecessary. As the flames rose. To her roman nose. And her walkman started - to - melt. Senza tema d’infamia ti rispondo.
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Fake London Genius: April 2005
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I HEART DOCTOR KARL. Saturday, April 30, 2005. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 10:34 PM. 0 came all over. Director's cut. it has to be the directors cut. fuck you. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 9:46 PM. 0 came all over. A view from the bridge. miller sucks. too bad he's dead though. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 9:43 PM. 0 came all over. Some slut from uccle. she wanted to bang the fat kid who now bangs lilla klara. so sordid. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 9:41 PM. 1 came all over. 0 came all over. 0 came all over.
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Fake London Genius: January 2005
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I HEART DOCTOR KARL. Saturday, January 29, 2005. My right hand is cold. I read ENVILLE so i must be fucking branché. Frederique taddei he say: sarkozy will announce in 2006 that chirac tried to rape him when he was just a little boy. And also, that the bedroom is the last place where we can be truly savage. FUCKING COMMONPLACES if you ask me. Vous croyez lire le journal, mais vous lisez télé 7 jours'. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 6:41 PM. 6 came all over. Thursday, January 27, 2005. 3 came all over. Yeeah...
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Fake London Genius: December 2004
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I HEART DOCTOR KARL. Thursday, December 23, 2004. I just like name-dropping. I also like to name-drop. I used to like to name-drop devendra banfart. But apparently he's too popular to be cool. And joanna newsom is too hot to be cool. The countryside is too fucking boring to be cool though, fo' real. Don't ever go there, all it has are trees. Who wants trees when you can have crime and pollution and beer and girls. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 11:02 PM. 0 came all over. Monday, December 20, 2004. Posted by...
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Fake London Genius: May 2005
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I HEART DOCTOR KARL. Monday, May 23, 2005. East is [still] East. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 6:34 PM. 1 came all over. Mardyke Slut Turnpike Down. This is where I have been 'working'. As a crack whore/window-cleaner. Obviously. Props to Dave Amis yar. I'm missing neighbours. I'm bored of the toadie-wrestling storyline though. we want more harold-on-izzy action. We fucking demand to see that. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 5:42 PM. 2 came all over. Sunday, May 22, 2005. What the fuck is a popinjay, anyway?
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Fake London Genius: March 2005
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I HEART DOCTOR KARL. Tuesday, March 22, 2005. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 1:13 PM. 3 came all over. It never occurred to me that it could mean. This is hard-core, equal emphasis, adjective. I always think of it as this is HARDcore. noun. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 12:43 PM. 0 came all over. Ok i'll write something with sentences and a narrative and things. I have to decide where to go to la fac. It's like when you can't find your waitress. With the geiger counter. And she hates you. 1 came all over.
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Fake London Genius: November 2004
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I HEART DOCTOR KARL. Tuesday, November 30, 2004. I'm a consumate fucking artist. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 7:42 PM. 5 came all over. I've got 99 albums but jay-z's ain't one. This guy writes he wrote the last posts but not on the fucking bugle. Props to the propmaster [or leave them on the table stage-right]. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 4:25 PM. 0 came all over. The previous posts were brought to you, in part, by this guy. Posted by pocketsdumbfat at 4:19 PM. 0 came all over. 19 came all over. Wednesda...