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The Unpublished Works of Molly Seltzer. Molly Seltzer is a graduate student at Northwestern’s Medill School of Journalism. She will complete her Master’s in December. The texts here are her unpublished work. All are available for freelancing. For published clips, please visit http:/ www.mollyseltzer.com. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out.
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An Actual Goose |
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The Unpublished Works of Molly Seltzer. The Tale of Old Straightlace. Crepe and Coffee Palace →. May 26, 2008. We hadan incident at our farm last Saturday. It ensnared all of us, including two undocumented aliens. They were vacationing geese. You know, real wetbacks. On our first date when she asked where I’d gone to college and I said, Yale, she repeated the question at a higher volume. All of this masks the fact that she graduated first in her graduate school class and has a JD to boot. My daughter is ...
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Hair Fairies: the Price of Lice |
https://mollyseltzer.wordpress.com/2008/11/12/hair-fairies-the-art-of-the-louse
The Unpublished Works of Molly Seltzer. Crepe and Coffee Palace. Miracles is Possible →. Hair Fairies: the Price of Lice. November 12, 2008. It is Halloween morning, and Kelly Kraft is dressed as a louse. I, a reporter, am not dressed as anything (though I am dressed). I am standing on the stoop of Hair Fairies in Lincoln Park, and I have just realized my mouth is hanging open. It’s going to be a zoo today, Kraft says happily. We’ve got a group of five already in here. I wanted to have salons where we al...
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The Tale of Old Straightlace |
https://mollyseltzer.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/old-straightlace
The Unpublished Works of Molly Seltzer. The Misleading Leading Economic Indicators. An Actual Goose →. The Tale of Old Straightlace. May 23, 2008. NOTE: This story was written for a sports class in March 2008. We called him Old Straightlace, and he was the toughest ref in town. His fairness and calm manner put shame in our adolescent hearts. The closest I come to athletics now is wearing gym shorts while I do laundry. I loved my small career, but I’ve lost most of its details. Old Straightlace wasn’t a z...
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How to Profess Your Love (or not) in French | How to Become a French Woman
https://ilouvrefrance.wordpress.com/2010/11/30/how-to-profess-your-love-or-not-in-french
How to Become a French Woman. November 30, 2010. How to Profess Your Love (or not) in French. 8212; Tags: french culture. How to say i love you in french. 8212; ilouvrefrance @ 11:54 pm. Oui Without further ado, linguistic insights into French romantic culture. Do you like me or do you love me? How will the ghost of Charles de Gaulle know whether I’m just saying “Hey, I think you’re cool. Let’s be friends,” or that I’m secretly covering notebooks in “Mme Char...Person 1: “Je t’aime”. Am I in love? It cat...
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A Double Edged Sword | How to Become a French Woman
https://ilouvrefrance.wordpress.com/2010/09/23/a-double-edged-sword
How to Become a French Woman. September 23, 2010. A Double Edged Sword. 8212; ilouvrefrance @ 4:03 pm. Totally… except when the internet goes down. Then these french internet repairmen who have these lovely french lives take nearly a week to fix the internet. You want to open a bank account during lunchtime? Nice try. The bankers gotta eat lunch too! You want to find some roommates, which is super easy in the US thanks to craigslist? We will make you pay exhorbitant amounts of money to use roommate sites!
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110 Percent: An Election-Year Satire |
https://mollyseltzer.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/giving-110-percent
The Unpublished Works of Molly Seltzer. The Misleading Leading Economic Indicators →. 110 Percent: An Election-Year Satire. May 8, 2008. NOTE: The following satire was written for a sports class in February 2008. The 2008 presidential candidates have turned to sports in an effort to appeal to reticent voters. A recent debate allowed the contenders a chance to express their personalities, off the campaign field. Now, let the games begin! OBAMA: Hussein’s in my name; lacrosse is my game. He’s agreeing with...
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Crepe and Coffee Palace |
https://mollyseltzer.wordpress.com/2008/10/15/crepe-and-coffee-palace
The Unpublished Works of Molly Seltzer. Hair Fairies: the Price of Lice →. Crepe and Coffee Palace. October 15, 2008. Nighttime at Crepe and Coffee Palace. It’s 11 pm and Crepe and Coffee Palace is packed. Every table is taken and the windows are fogged from the inside, a sign that winter is roosting in Chicago again. I look around. Every scrap of space is covered the place has. I was trying to make an Algerian atmosphere. You know, combining the Middle Ages and elements of Spain, Istanbul, other thi...
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Curtis Seltzer is not a licensed. Commonwealth of Virginia, and does not offer to provide those services. Curtis Seltzer, 65, has lived and worked in the country for the better part of 40 years. He graduated from Pittsburgh's Peabody High School in 1963 where his classmates voted him second funniest, which he continues to think he is. 2010) and Blue Grass Notes. Curtis also wrote more than 100 weekly advice columns for “LandThink.com” in 2009 and 2010 about issues arising in the search fo...1985) and sev...