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In the beginning: pursuing single motherhood
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The madcap adventures of a single woman who went to the bank to become a mommy. In the beginning: pursuing single motherhood. June 16, 2010. When I spotted the two storks with their spindly legs awkwardly plodding through the marsh grass at my friend Lillianna’s house the month before my IVF was to take place, I knew it was a good sign. The next day, coincidentally, was my annual trip to the gynecologist. Are you still thinking about having a baby? Yes, I said. Comments… read them below or add one. June ...
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I didn’t get the memo
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The madcap adventures of a single woman who went to the bank to become a mommy. I didn’t get the memo. August 5, 2011. When Hyacinth ate a whole tub of brownies. The emergency vet advised me to induce vomiting. So when I discovered Moose crying on the counter with one of his water bottles in hand a water bottle that was being disinfected with a bleach solution I immediately stuck my fingers down his throat until he hurled the contents of his stomach. Moose was not happy. Then he threw up some more. By th...
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Mommy Undressed: February 2011
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It's gross, it's messy, it's motherhood. Subscribe to Mommy Undressed. Friday, February 25, 2011. The Geography of Women. One of my beautiful sister's sent me "The Geography of Women" and I couldn't resist putting it up here to share with everyone. I would like to add one thing before you read on, I LOVE being Spain! THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN. Between 18 and 22, a woman is like AFRICA ;. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like EUROPE ;. Friday, Febru...
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Mommy Undressed: May 2010
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It's gross, it's messy, it's motherhood. Subscribe to Mommy Undressed. Friday, May 28, 2010. The other day I looked at my son who wasa pulling on his penis. When I asked him if he had to pee he said no, and walked away. He came back into the room 5 minutes later doing the same thing. "Theo, do you have to pee? No Mommy." And off he went again only to return in another 5 minutes. This time his penis was hanging out over the top of his pants. "Theo, what are you doing? My penis was hiding." "Hiding? I was ...
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Mommy Undressed: Hog Tying and Smelly Feet
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It's gross, it's messy, it's motherhood. Subscribe to Mommy Undressed. Thursday, April 14, 2011. Hog Tying and Smelly Feet. There is a rodeo in my house every morning. At 6:35 the gate flies open and Pheobe runs down the hall with me hot on her tail. Once in the living room I wrestle her to the floor to commence taking off her pjs and change her diaper. This whole process all too much resembles trying to hog tie a calf. I'm still waiting for my gold buckle. I've got it down to 30.2 seconds. Great Thank y...
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Mommy Undressed: THIS BLOG HAS MOVED!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's gross, it's messy, it's motherhood. Subscribe to Mommy Undressed. Friday, May 20, 2011. THIS BLOG HAS MOVED! Well my friends, I held my breath and took the leap overe to Wordpress. Come visit the new Mommy Undressed at http:/ www.mommyundressed.com/. Thanks for all your suport:). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). These Blogs Kick Ass. Blog Happens: Follow by Email. Blogs I Follow (so should you). The Good, The Bad, and The Family. The Girl in the Zebra Pumps. Sex and the single dad.
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Mommy Undressed: May 2011
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It's gross, it's messy, it's motherhood. Subscribe to Mommy Undressed. Friday, May 20, 2011. THIS BLOG HAS MOVED! Well my friends, I held my breath and took the leap overe to Wordpress. Come visit the new Mommy Undressed at http:/ www.mommyundressed.com/. Thanks for all your suport:). Wednesday, May 4, 2011. Summer is just around the corner. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). These Blogs Kick Ass. Blog Happens: Follow by Email. Blogs I Follow (so should you).
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Mommy Undressed: Your Psychopath Girlfriend
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It's gross, it's messy, it's motherhood. Subscribe to Mommy Undressed. Monday, April 18, 2011. I'm not going to lie to you people, I am in some serious. We've covered the whole classless thing before. When I got to work my "boss" even bought me breakfast! Seriously, today started out as a major win! And it was a Monday no less! Then it happened.my eyes started to well up. BF said he loved me and that pretty much did it. My day went to crap, because that obviously makes sense. Right? Let me just say, I am...
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Mommy Undressed: If I Get Kicked in the Balls.....A 4yr old's perspective
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It's gross, it's messy, it's motherhood. Subscribe to Mommy Undressed. Wednesday, April 13, 2011. If I Get Kicked in the Balls.A 4yr old's perspective. So there we are, as we usually are at dinner time, sitting around the dinner table.eating. Surprise! Normally dinner is spent strong arming. And threatening to beat. Points between his eyes* *silence all around* And so the conversation begin. ME: Um, you mean your eye balls? THEO: No mommy, your balls! Points between eyes again*. ME: Well, not exactly.
