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Birch Swinging: August 2012
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Monday, August 13, 2012. I was just 3/4 done with this post. Tried to delete one picture and add one and somehow I ended up with the ENTIRE POST DELETED EXCEPT THIS PICTURE:. Due to my current annoyance with Blogger and/or myself and my already semi-wasted morning at this computer, I absolutely refuse to rewrite it. Enjoy the pics of my adorable kids. I am going to slam some laundry in the washing machine and grumble under my breath in the basement until I feel better. Yup Feels like a Monday.
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Wordless Wednesday: The Travel Edition! — Martha Stewart Mommy is the Mayor of Crazy Town
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Martha Stewart Mommy is the Mayor of Crazy Town. There's no escape. Wordless Wednesday: The Travel Edition! Geez Louise, I almost missed another Wordless Wednesday. Dudes, totally NOT my fault! The last two Mondays have been completely off routine for me, causing Tuesday to seem like Monday and throwing me off for the rest of the week! I only just realized, as I logged in to write a regular post, that it’s actually Tuesday night! Geez, my fancy schmanc Hyatt didnt offer THAT! A trip within a trip? Carol@...
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Diminishing Gene Pool: It Was A Dark and Stormy Night
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Friday, September 27, 2013. It Was A Dark and Stormy Night. It was a dark and stormy night." I mouth as I pound away on my laptop. Wait. This is familiar. I. Delete the line and try again. "It was . It was . ". Crap, the words don't flow so I force myself into the zone. I'm a writer. I'm . It was a dark and stormy night. It was . " Jesus. Must the neighbors mow their lawn right now? It was a dark and stormy . " Damn, will Rob ever fix the leaky toilet or must I do everything? Not ready to view the twiste...
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Diminishing Gene Pool: July 2013
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Tuesday, July 9, 2013. Don't Cry Over Spilt Milk. A Betsy screech is alarming, but at six am it’s downright diabolical. I wait for my nerve endings to settle before I give her my best trust me smile. “I thought I’d clean the hall closet because …”. 8220;My closets are clean and …”. 8220;I thought I saw a spider.” I trot out her biggest fear and hide a feral grin as she backs into her room. 8220;Good idea,” she says, “I’ll help you after I’ve taken a shower.”. By help she means supervise. 8220;Tensions of...
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Diminishing Gene Pool: August 2013
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Saturday, August 17, 2013. Ah man, you fell off the step stool, I thought you fell off the ladder.". Unimpressed, J.T. folds his arms over his little chest and stares at me. "I heard you scream.". He's trying not to smile so I narrow my eyes. He blows a raspberry. "Last time I fell off my bike, I did three complete back flips and two cart wheels.". BMX" He throws his hands in the air and slants a look at Rob before turning his attention back to me. "You need to man up.". Great Belly down on the exam tabl...
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Diminishing Gene Pool: Trippin a Fuse
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Sunday, November 17, 2013. Well, I thought I had a hot flash." I tell my gyno and wait for his usual reaction. See," he waggles a finger at me, "I told you it would happen.". Yeah, predictable but wrong. Of course my attitude took a drastic shift from snotty to nice, but hot flashes? Nah, I refuse to get hot flashes." He shakes his head but I have more to say. "I was in the bathroom when the temperature skyrocketed and I wanted to hurt my husband.". Eyes bright, he guffaws. November 17, 2013 at 8:20 PM.
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Diminishing Gene Pool: Lighten Up!: The Guys at Work
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Friday, September 13, 2013. The Guys at Work. The Guys at Work. September 13, 2013 at 7:54 AM. You are so wise- beyond your years! September 13, 2013 at 8:25 AM. How kind of you! Are you, like, my guardian angel or something? I am pretty sure you are. :). A thousand thank yous. No one has ever done anything like this for me. :). September 13, 2013 at 9:29 AM. I imagine the only words a wife wants to hear as much as You were right, is I was wrong. September 13, 2013 at 7:16 PM. View my complete profile.
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Diminishing Gene Pool: Happy Holidays
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Friday, December 20, 2013. December 20, 2013 at 5:52 PM. Cute picture. Merry Christmas to you. December 21, 2013 at 10:47 PM. And to you and Mrs Chatterbox too. Best wishes. December 20, 2013 at 7:59 PM. Adorable picture, Kelly. If I dont connect with you before Christmas, have a very Merry Christmas and a joyous New Year. December 21, 2013 at 10:50 PM. Happy Holidays to you Cheryl, or should I say, Frohe Feiertage. December 21, 2013 at 9:05 AM. Merry,merry, my nutty friend! December 22, 2013 at 3:22 AM.
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Diminishing Gene Pool: Pluggin The Ugly
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Monday, January 16, 2012. Last night, I felt a funny bump in the pillow case. My thumb worked over the weird nubbin next to my. Ear I was groggy. What the Hell? I fished the object out, flipped on the light and stared at my palm. A pacifier? Yep, some poor baby is missing his plug ugly. Some enterprising hotel maid took a short cut. Too damned tired to care, I pitched the rubber nipple on the bedside table and went to sleep. I bark into the handset. We have a situation.". She's tantalizing me.". From the...
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Diminishing Gene Pool: Stamp my Ticket
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011. The Brat and her hairdresser on the set of the newest Bourne film. She'll be a gate agent. Are we kidding people? Do you now see what I'm up against? As the only kid in the family with a shy gene, I once told my father I was adopted. His response. "No honey, you're mine. The rest are adopted.". So gentle reader, I have a favour to ask. When you're sitting in a dark movie theatre and a certain cheeky blonde flits into view, please fling a few milk duds at the screen for me.