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My World & Welcome To It: August 2005
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My World and Welcome To It. Wednesday, August 24, 2005. If you're a professional athlete or entertainer and your name is Lou, you'd better get used to getting booed. I walked into a restaurant and all 26 of my ex-wives were kibitzing about some lousy schlub they all seemed to know. 400 smackers for an iPod! Have you seen the size of these things? The kid at the counter says they don't even throw in a needle for that price. I think the kid to watch is Carrot Top. I said "Stuff it Hippie" and I walked.
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Gus Grimstone: September 2005
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Settin' the Frickin' Record Straight. Monday, September 26, 2005. What's So Funny About Peace. Love and Understanding . Frickin' Everything! When I heard that people were actually getting together in St. Paul for a Peace Rally and March I couldn't frickin' believe it! It boggled my mind, these frickin' people are AGAINST the war? Shit, since the election, there ain't even been a mention of Terror Alerts, you know, that frickin' colored chart that they liked to show us during dinner? Lot's a times I'll be...
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Gus Grimstone: November 2005
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Settin' the Frickin' Record Straight. Tuesday, November 29, 2005. The Friggin' Wheel of Death. Jeezus H Chriminy, you sick a this frick'n snow yet? Today was the first day on my goddamn new job and my frickin' doors were frozen shut on my Camaro. I spent so much goddamn time holding a bic lighter under the handle that I forgot to pack a friggin' lunch . and you know what that means . "Friggin' Wheel of Death.". The Old Lady cut you off from making lunches and making whoppee? Who the fuck's gonna actually...
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Gus Grimstone: May 2006
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Settin' the Frickin' Record Straight. Wednesday, May 24, 2006. The Case of the Friggin' Jimmied Wheel of Death. It ain't often that I get called in to investigate a crime but when the frantic caller was talkin' to Dispatch they mentioned that the scene of the crime was a friggin' Wheel of Death. Marge knew she had to call Gus. But, I was feeling pretty friggin' generous with my love that day so I step forward to tell him the #1 Rule of FWD survival tactics but he beat me to it. I sez, Brinestone? Unfortu...
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Gus Grimstone: April 2006
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Settin' the Frickin' Record Straight. Monday, April 10, 2006. OK, How's This ? The Prez is Really Frick'n Good at Clearin' Brush. All right you frick'n bastards . I'm finally ready to earn my frick'n wages around this frick'n Blog Factory. You assholes out there (and I mean the frigg'n Liberal Jack Johnson Barefoot in the Frick'n Park Types) gotta agree with me when I remind you fucks that our godddamn President, can really clear some friggin' brush once he sets his mind to it. Speakin' uh not gettin' pa...
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My World & Welcome To It: May 2006
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My World and Welcome To It. Wednesday, May 31, 2006. I cried because I drive a '93 Taurus, then I met a man who drove a magenta Escort. Posted by Harry Schwing @ 2:56 PM. Thursday, May 25, 2006. So lemme get this straight . after discovering something odd just offshore, Jack and Sayid come up with a plan to confront "The Others" and hopefully get Walt back. Meanwhile, Eko and Locke come to blows as Locke makes a potentially cataclysmic decision regarding the "button" and the hatch? Wednesday, May 24, 2006.
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My World & Welcome To It: January 2006
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My World and Welcome To It. Sunday, January 29, 2006. Fact Check These Babies Oprah! And while you do, I'll just turn my head and cough. On my 55th birthday I was issued a bottle of Milk of Magnesia and a copy of Clapton's "Unplugged.". If you see me in public with a pair of white earbuds jammed into my king-size ears, it's just my way of saying "Fuck off.". My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. I accidentally swallowed a quarter while playing drinking ga...
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My World & Welcome To It: December 2005
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My World and Welcome To It. Saturday, December 24, 2005. I remember as a kid sitting around the tree, looking at the Nativity set, opening presents and my old man saying "Hey, aren't we Jewish? What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? What do elves learn in school? What do snowmen eat for breakfast? What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? I'll have a boo Christmas without you. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
