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bitter youngish man: What the 2012 FHM '100 sexiest' Poll got wrong
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What the 2012 FHM '100 sexiest' Poll got wrong. Apparently the reward for being the most irritating X-Factor judge yet and letting a stupidly-named man film you whilst he slaps you in the face with his penis is the title of the sexiest woman in the world. All those billions of women on the planet, and not one. Poor Megan has dropped 3 places this year, possibly because she has pumped loads of silicone into her face and now resembles a cat. Plus she still has big toes for thumbs. Despite having a face lik...
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bitter youngish man: Crane Stupid
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Di Caprio rightly received a lot of praise for this role, but he also got rave reviews for his performance in another film, which I just cannot understand. Only it's not only in America anymore. This morning, my effeminate jaw literally hit my desk as I read about a 19-year old girl from Wales who recently fell ill and required an ambulance. I suppose that in itself is pretty unremarkable. But what perplexed me is why it took 30 people 8 hours to extricate her from her house? They protest, as they stuff ...
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bitter youngish man: November 2011
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Newspaper headlines that I hope I see in my lifetime but never will. Jeremy Kyle found beaten to death in a Manchester back alley. Bono ADMITS that he is a pretentious, hypocritical, short-arsed twat. Down-and-out ex-boyzone star jailed for beating an old lady to death for her pension book. Jeremy Kyle found eviscerated outside a newsagents in Filey. Kim Kardashian EXCLUSIVE: "I have no discernible talent whatsoever". Planet of the RAPES! Sex-mad monkeys rule the roost at Whipsnade Safari Park. I decided...
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bitter youngish man: John Terry - what a stupid cunt
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John Terry - what a stupid cunt. In life, there will always be people we like, and people we don't like. Sometimes there will be disagreements about which individuals are likeable and dislikable which can lead to conflict - thus adding one more 'dislike' to each of the combatant's lists. Thankfully, there are also people out there like John Terry, who everyone. Taunting American people one day after the worst terrorist attack in US history - Check. To do with football. I don't remember Bobby Moore 'h...
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bitter youngish man: A Right Royal pain in the arse
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A Right Royal pain in the arse. That amused me for an hour, then I spent the last hour scenario planning, and wondering when we could leave to avoid the mental rush to the tube. Thankfully, Paul McCartney came on. As the granny-faced weasel played some good Beatles records interspersed with some terrible Wings ones, I frogmarched my 'posse' to the tube and we left. At least there won't be another sodding Jubilee for 10 years. Thursday, June 07, 2012. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Things on the telly.
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bitter youngish man: July 2012
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This is the end. my only friend, the end. So, I think I have said all that I need to say. I no longer feel compelled to share it. The world has changed around me, and has become a cunt. I have no desire to change with it. I no longer try to fathom the young people who walk around looking so odd, or how Christine Bleakley is still in gainful employment. What led me to this fateful decision? I will write the occasional post, if something manages to be that. Tuesday, July 10, 2012. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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bitter youngish man: May 2012
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Di Caprio rightly received a lot of praise for this role, but he also got rave reviews for his performance in another film, which I just cannot understand. Only it's not only in America anymore. This morning, my effeminate jaw literally hit my desk as I read about a 19-year old girl from Wales who recently fell ill and required an ambulance. I suppose that in itself is pretty unremarkable. But what perplexed me is why it took 30 people 8 hours to extricate her from her house? They protest, as they stuff ...
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bitter youngish man: February 2012
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Name a funny Woman. Eddie Izzard doesn't count. Leaving a brave handful of males to give the impression that she wasn't the worst comedian ever. But then, no women are funny, unless they are drunkenly falling over on Big Brother or otherwise being incompetent or abusive on Big Brother. And then they are being laughed at. But why are women not funny? Not funny. dresses up as fat versions of normal people, and that's as far as the joke goes. Ha ha, she's like Harry Potter, but fat, mindblowing, LOL! Women ...
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Thickipedia: England FC
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The Encyclopedia For Idiots. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This week I have been mostly. All articles © Hrrumph 2010, unless otherwise stated. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.
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bitter youngish man: 'Derek' is just terrible.
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Derek' is just terrible. Ricky Gervais needs to be careful, for he is rapidly becoming to UK sitcoms what M. Knight Shyamalamalamalamalamalamalan has come to represent in movies. He seems to be on a downward trajectory, just like the mystical Sixth Sense. Of you to watch it, for you will not believe how truly bad (and very odd) it is. Or when he falls into a pond, and runs through the house naked, LOL! He event shares a somewhat tenuous grasp of the value of money, again referring back to Dustin Hoffman.