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Humorous Math Poetry: Humorous Math Poetry

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For many years I've published a "Humorous Math Newsletter" titled the Gnarly Gnews. Each issue contains a riddle, a cartoon, a puzzle, and some poetry. Friday, October 07, 2005. These poems originally appeared in my humorous math newsletter, the Gnarly Gnews, which can be seen (and subscribed to, for free) at http:/ www.gnarlymath.com/news/gnews1 1.html. Each issue of the Gnews is dated, and the dates shown below are those of the issue in which the poem appears. Southern Europe, 26172 B.C. Because everyo...

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Poems, Songs and Valentines

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Poems, Songs and Valentines. Over the years I've written many poems (mostly Valentines to my wife, Melinda) songs, and poems. Here's a sample. Friday, October 07, 2005. For some years I’ve written a Valentine every February to my wife, Melinda. Here is a sampler of those rated PG-13 or better. Now I Have a Color Printer. Now I have a. And can send you poems in blue. I can celebrate your beauty. In a motley billet-doux. You can see my prose is purple. Not prosaic black and white. In the colors that appeal.

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Compliments for Melinda: Compliments for Melinda

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Compliments to the late artist Melinda Miles. Tuesday, September 29, 2009. Melinda Miles Phister, an artist who lived in Santa Fe, New Mexico, was born on April 1, 1944, and died on September 4, 2009. She was much loved by her husband and by many friends. Her husband Monty ran across a poem by Richard Wilbur, written after his wife had passed away. It was about a dream his wife had often had of an imaginary house she loved. By Richard Wilbur August 31, 2009. Sometimes, on waking, she would close her eyes.

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Humorous Math Poetry: October 2005

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For many years I've published a "Humorous Math Newsletter" titled the Gnarly Gnews. Each issue contains a riddle, a cartoon, a puzzle, and some poetry. Friday, October 07, 2005. These poems originally appeared in my humorous math newsletter, the Gnarly Gnews, which can be seen (and subscribed to, for free) at http:/ www.gnarlymath.com/news/gnews1 1.html. Each issue of the Gnews is dated, and the dates shown below are those of the issue in which the poem appears. Southern Europe, 26172 B.C. Because everyo...

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Poems, Songs and Valentines: October 2005

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Poems, Songs and Valentines. Over the years I've written many poems (mostly Valentines to my wife, Melinda) songs, and poems. Here's a sample. Friday, October 07, 2005. For some years I’ve written a Valentine every February to my wife, Melinda. Here is a sampler of those rated PG-13 or better. Now I Have a Color Printer. Now I have a. And can send you poems in blue. I can celebrate your beauty. In a motley billet-doux. You can see my prose is purple. Not prosaic black and white. In the colors that appeal.

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Stella, a Stove: One-Act Play: Stella, a Stove

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Stella, a Stove. Engineers and executives in an appliance company decide whether their new stove, named Stella, will simply replace the user's manual with spoken instructions, or will also carry on conversations in the kitchen. Saturday, October 29, 2005. One-Act Play: Stella, a Stove. Youthful Project Engineer for the Kitchen. Appliances Division (KAD) of the General Equipment. Corporation (GEC). A somewhat shy, but intelligent. And optimistic graduate of one of our finest. Speaking her lines directly t...

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"How are you, senior citizen?": "How are you?"

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How are you, senior citizen? Thursday, October 20, 2005. We have some friends who, when they came to visit, always gave us an Organ Recital , which was their name for ones recital of ones health problems. Some time ago, not wanting to provide an Organ Recital when asked the question How are you? I collected, from friends and relatives, a set of suitable replies. Here they are:. Well, I'm now approaching perfection". I seem to be deteriorating according to schedule.". I'm tottering towards eternity".