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Fuck it. Cut 'em up.: Day 8: The Tooth Fairy
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Fuck it. Cut 'em up. 30 poems in 30 days. Pringles is a very laid-back company. Originally, they wanted to make tennis balls. But when the truck showed up full of potatoes, they just said, "Fuck it, cut 'em up." Mitch Hedberg. Day 8: The Tooth Fairy. The prompt from NaPoMo today suggested a poem that meditates a chosen color. Which led me to an apartment I used to inhabit that was situated behind some tennis courts, this was a source of both rage and entertainment. Which may have been what drew my mother.
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Fuck it. Cut 'em up.: Day 7: Vinegar
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Fuck it. Cut 'em up. 30 poems in 30 days. Pringles is a very laid-back company. Originally, they wanted to make tennis balls. But when the truck showed up full of potatoes, they just said, "Fuck it, cut 'em up." Mitch Hedberg. Vinegar Hollowing My Nostrils, Pastels, His Hands Like Two Doves in the Air For Emphasis, He Said:. You can't make an omelet. I moderate comments because the world is full of crazies. Please be patient if it takes me a day to get your valid, non-hateful comment on the page. All mat...
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Fuck it. Cut 'em up.: Day 14: Western Union Fraud
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Fuck it. Cut 'em up. 30 poems in 30 days. Pringles is a very laid-back company. Originally, they wanted to make tennis balls. But when the truck showed up full of potatoes, they just said, "Fuck it, cut 'em up." Mitch Hedberg. Day 14: Western Union Fraud. Western Union fraud, shooting wild horses,. Urination in view of a preschool window,. 186 in shoplifted Gilette razors,. An eightball dispersed in a fishtank. You ran to make sure I wouldn't see. What you made while talking. On the telephone;. Day 5: Se...
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Slinky Things for Shady People | scarf snark
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The First Pancake and Uglyscarf →. Slinky Things for Shady People. May 11, 2014. This weekend, my mentor from my undergrad university came to visit us in North Carolina. Now that we finally live in an interesting place, we see visitors from the West almost every other weekend. This particular Westie Bestie helped me learn how to teach college students and edit literary magazines, beginning with BeanSwitch. When I was a wee grasshopper. Now, we co-edit Mixitini Matrix. May 11, 2014 at 6:10 pm. Address nev...
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toasterfoot | scarf snark
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April 2, 2015. Student: I saw you this weekend. Why didn’t you say hello? Student: Well, you and some guy, I guess your husband, were climbing the bank by the side of the road. You were in the bushes, so I thought you might be busy. This shrubbery incident was necessitated by a hiking incident last summer. Just off the trail, I saw a pokeberry bush. From The Rustic Victorian on Flickr. I took the berries off of the stems. I don’t really know why. The Osborn Fiber Studio blog. Here’s an example using my h...
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Fuck it. Cut 'em up.: Day 2: The Hundred Year-Old Girl
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Fuck it. Cut 'em up. 30 poems in 30 days. Pringles is a very laid-back company. Originally, they wanted to make tennis balls. But when the truck showed up full of potatoes, they just said, "Fuck it, cut 'em up." Mitch Hedberg. Day 2: The Hundred Year-Old Girl. Prompt, chosen at random: "Tell a tale once, and then tell the same tale again, this time revealing what really happened." Thinking, as I often do, about beauty, women, blood, and penetration, I palled around with The Grimm Brothers. But the stuff ...
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Fuck it. Cut 'em up.: Day 17: Duck, Duck, Gorilla
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Fuck it. Cut 'em up. 30 poems in 30 days. Pringles is a very laid-back company. Originally, they wanted to make tennis balls. But when the truck showed up full of potatoes, they just said, "Fuck it, cut 'em up." Mitch Hedberg. Day 17: Duck, Duck, Gorilla. Duck, Duck, Gorilla. My death, my death, yours. In the 1920's the MPAA ruled. All monsters must die by the credits. If all monsters must die,. They will garner sympathy, become, even,. The site of injustice. I hate this city. Rose ring, rose ring. Day 1...
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Fuck it. Cut 'em up.: Day 11: Dot Goes Home
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Fuck it. Cut 'em up. 30 poems in 30 days. Pringles is a very laid-back company. Originally, they wanted to make tennis balls. But when the truck showed up full of potatoes, they just said, "Fuck it, cut 'em up." Mitch Hedberg. Day 11: Dot Goes Home. You're dead, but I can still tie a mouse by its tail to a teacup. Your daughter says she feels you, she is in ecstasy,. Says this in earshot of your proper corpse. Your stepson, who in the eighties ate his gun. Doing fine, one eye in a permanent wink,. Mailed...
