MOOOP.BLOGSPOT.COM

lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com

lowercase carmen: May 2006

http://lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_archive.html

Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Monday, May 29, 2006. I've been working hard for my money, so hard, honey honey. I went to my friends BBQ on the weekend and established myself as the bbq sidekick. As one full half of a Super Team, I not so modestly kicked some ass. My bbq partner told everyone I was vegan and then I spent the entire night trying to explain that I wasn't. I'm not even a vegetarian and yet everyone was like "Oh, so you're bbq'ing and you don't even eat meat? The creakin...

lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com

lowercase carmen: December 2006

http://lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com/2006_12_01_archive.html

Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Wednesday, December 13, 2006. This isn't a story about how my car is a write off, a funny tale about how much I'd love to hurt the crack head who caused me this grief, or a chronicle of how I overcame this.unfortunate incident. Contrary to what I usually write, this post will be about something I noticed today. Look, I'm not saying it'll turn you into a fucking magician, I'm just saying that it might release some endorphins or something. What are you an...

lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com

lowercase carmen: June 2006

http://lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_archive.html

Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Thursday, June 29, 2006. Taken Out Of Context. Me: Brian, you should tell your mom to teach a class called "How to save yourself, and the world". She has all this stuff figured out. How to soil yourself in the modern world? Posted by lowercasecarmen at 1:15 AM. Tuesday, June 27, 2006. What the hell are they doing? Al asked, "That kid thinks he's so strong.". Yeah, what the hell? I agreed with gusto. That's OUR fucking shopping cart. Punks.". I appreciat...

lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com

lowercase carmen: August 2006

http://lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com/2006_08_01_archive.html

Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Tuesday, August 29, 2006. Back To The Playground We Go. 1 I'm a real hypochondriac. Yes it can be funny, sometimes it gets me out of tight situations, but mostly it sucks. I plan on going to therapy so that I can be slightly normal, but mostly so that I can say trendy pretentious statements that go something along the lines of ".and so my therapist said that." People will envy how crazy I am. 6 I hate dill, it's an odious herb. 8 I can lick my elbow&#46...

lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com

lowercase carmen: April 2006

http://lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com/2006_04_01_archive.html

Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Sunday, April 30, 2006. Yeah Don't You Think. I managed to get hit with one of the worst headaches of my life today which, somehow, slowly transformed into a headache nausea. As I was huddled into a fetal position on a bench during my work lunch break, a street performer was singing some stupid song that had the lyrics "I'm in heaven," in it. I just looked up in utter horror and was like "Are you fucking kidding me? Posted by lowercasecarmen at 9:45 PM.

lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com

lowercase carmen: March 2006

http://lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html

Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Thursday, March 30, 2006. He questioned. "Yeah I said, those ones over there." Meh, no more than $80. That's what I'm worth, or well according to him I'm worth less. So I'll give a nice estimate at $78.50. Well Mr. Fashionisto, your life costs more than it's worth. Posted by lowercasecarmen at 9:02 PM. Wednesday, March 29, 2006. I'm Sorry, I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little Bit. Oh Portuguese/Canadian R&B artists, how you pull at my heart strings.

lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com

lowercase carmen: September 2006

http://lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_archive.html

Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Tuesday, September 26, 2006. You Gotta Go Where It Takes You. The mood hit tonight, and I just had to go out walking. I plugged myself into my Ipod, pointed in no specific direction, and decided I had to go go go. I kept fearing having to come to an end, but shook myself of the melodrama. Walks end Carmen, walks end. I ended up on a bed, tired, looking up at my friend adorned with a Zoro mask, princess tiara, and fake gun pointed at me. The day is young...

lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com

lowercase carmen: November 2006

http://lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com/2006_11_01_archive.html

Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Thursday, November 30, 2006. I Like Your Style Hemmy. Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. Well, I must be a prodigious genius. Posted by lowercasecarmen at 3:00 PM. Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Video killed the radio star? But wait, right before they leave they jab the knife in your eye and you're all "I thought this was about my arm? Adding insult to injury? What's actually sad about all this is that after watching COPIOUS hours ...

lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com

lowercase carmen: October 2006

http://lowercasecarmen.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html

Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Friday, October 27, 2006. In the past week I've noticed that people have been finding my blog by googleing some of the most obscure shit. I'm all "What the hell you creepo! And then I have to realize that I wrote about whatever it was that they were searching for, so, maybe I'm the creepo. Anyways, here are just some of my faves:. Her pants, pee stain". I eat bits of shit for like breakfast" (which gramatically doesn't even make sense? Thoughts on Nigel...