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Thursday, February 01, 2018. 911, what is your emergency? Confused) Who’s there? I just found out that. My ex-girlfriend is marrying a guy she met at work while she and I were still together. She’s moving out of state and taking our dog with her. Sir, do I need to send an ambulance? A coroner, please. Sir, please don’t do anything rash. What is your address? Friday, August 26, 2016. You go to the polls to vote for US president in November. Here are some real candidates to pick from! You jump for joy.

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Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: Solving the Pube Enigma

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008. Solving the Pube Enigma. Dude, I think there’s a pube in my chicken strips. A fuckin’ pubic hair, dude. I think there’s a pube on my chicken. Are you sure it isn’t just a chicken hair? Chickens have feathers, bro. Yeah, but, like, they have some hair, too. Like, haven’t you ever had a chicken wing with, like, sort of bristly hairs sticking off of it? Well, they do have hairs sometimes, I guess. Usually just a few here and there near the pointy part of the wing. What are you goi...

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Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: April 2008

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Tuesday, April 01, 2008. Interesting MM Quotes from His Editor. Morb has been very occupied with work as of late, and, in order to create the illusion of activity on this blog, asked me to post something. I asked him what, exactly, he’d like me to post, and I believe his exact words were, “I don’t know. Fuckin’ something, stupid.”. Camus mew [kitten sound] = Camew. Adorable, no? Live one more day. To an annoyingly festive coworker on Saint Patrick’s Day). To a coworker he had to ask for directions).

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Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: September 2008

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Friday, September 05, 2008. The Random Dialogs: Part Three. Dude, you don’t look so good. I know. I just got my hair cut. No, not your hair. I mean you look physically ill. Yeah, well, the broad that cut my hair had the worst breath on the planet—worse than anyone currently alive or dead. You mean her breath was worse than a corpse’s breath. I mean, you look as if you just ate a bag of abortions from a leper colony dumpster. Holy shit. What did this breath smell like? What did it smell like? I’ll t...

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Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: February 2008

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Thursday, February 28, 2008. RIP William F. Buckley Jr. A very well-written piece about WFB. Thursday, February 21, 2008. The Work Stress is Beginning to Show. The excessive use of exclamation points makes me want to crawl into a dictionary and hang myself from the word insufferable. Monday, February 18, 2008. Morbid Misanthrope Gets a DVR: A True Story. May I speak to Mr. Misanthrope, please? You want me to open the security door to the apartment complex, you mean? What took you so long, sir? Well, sir,...

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Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: August 2008

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008. The Random Dialogs: Part Two. What is it with women? You mean, like, in general? No I mean like how they always refer to a boner as a hard-on when they’re trying to sound all sexy right before they blow you. You know? No, actually. I’ve never found myself in that situation. Shut up, asshole. I am not. This has happened to you a lot? Oh yeah, totally. Pretty much, like, every single time. And, of course, in the thousands of pornos I’ve seen. Yeah, basically. Come to think o...

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Sunday, February 26, 2006. Red Headed Sluts, Roast Beef and a lame place. 75 Lots of roast beef, little boot and fake boobies . i guess thats what you get for 10$ entrance fee lol. Onto Automatic slims. ah lots of white people, why? Well not one hip hop song was played. just techno and rock. (not even fucking disturbed, only the bands i really hate lol) more on automatic slims will be disclosed by DB. Posted by Victor at 10:45 AM. Tuesday, February 21, 2006. IM here to make something Clear. OK so my boys...

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**Rock Whores**: You though I was bad before.

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Nothing more than my ramblings, entertainmnet for my friends, and stories of my rock whore life. Monday, August 22, 2005. You though I was bad before. If you though I was bad before, you haven't seen anything yet. I just got 2 more reasons to cut loose. 1-This weekend I'm gonna be BAD BAD BAD! 2-It's about time to get out and shake some ass. 3-We need to go to a tittie bar again. It's been too long. I'll bring the singles. 4-I still want to get that tattoo.still think around the navel. Have fun. I'm ...

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**Rock Whores**: Cuz I can again!

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Nothing more than my ramblings, entertainmnet for my friends, and stories of my rock whore life. Monday, August 08, 2005. Cuz I can again! Man In The Box". Great song. Great lyrics. Layne Staley will be missed. Alice in Chains rules. Layne Staley was cute. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). You though I was bad before. Cuz I can again! Cuz I feel like it! View my complete profile.

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**Rock Whores**: Hell Yeah

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Nothing more than my ramblings, entertainmnet for my friends, and stories of my rock whore life. Monday, August 22, 2005. I love this song. It just makes you want to have sex. Great song. You are bringing back some memories. I luv to dance to this song, but sex would be cool. Having sex to it is much much much much better. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). You though I was bad before. Cuz I can again! Cuz I feel like it! View my complete profile.

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**Rock Whores**: July 2005

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Nothing more than my ramblings, entertainmnet for my friends, and stories of my rock whore life. Friday, July 29, 2005. Song of the day. I don't even know this song but you gotta love the lyrics! It's the first thing on my mind when I wake. It's the last thing on my mind when I have faced the day. I need it so bad (So bad). It makes me feel like a woman. And it's so good. Let me make you feel like a man. Baby, let's have sex. Baby, I need to relax. I don't even know you. And I don't care. I can't help it.

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**Rock Whores**: Cuz I feel like it!

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Nothing more than my ramblings, entertainmnet for my friends, and stories of my rock whore life. Thursday, August 04, 2005. Cuz I feel like it! I got something to say. Yeah, it's better to burn out. Yeah, than fade away. I just noticed Stephen King is on your Favorite Books mention. The Talisman is one of my favorite books. Rock on. How many people have stolen these lyrics from them? So far, I got Courtney Love, but I know there's more. The bad guy in Highlander says it.(the movie, not the series).

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**Rock Whores**: Song of the day

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Nothing more than my ramblings, entertainmnet for my friends, and stories of my rock whore life. Friday, July 29, 2005. Song of the day. I don't even know this song but you gotta love the lyrics! It's the first thing on my mind when I wake. It's the last thing on my mind when I have faced the day. I need it so bad (So bad). It makes me feel like a woman. And it's so good. Let me make you feel like a man. Baby, let's have sex. Baby, I need to relax. I don't even know you. And I don't care. I can't help it.

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**Rock Whores**: Dirty blonde

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Nothing more than my ramblings, entertainmnet for my friends, and stories of my rock whore life. Wednesday, July 27, 2005. That's me. I'm a dirty blonde. I kinda like the way that sounds. I decided to get my own blog appropriately titled Dirty Blonde. I'm sure that should amuse the hell out of you. I can be reached at http:/ dirtyblondechick.blogspot.com/. If you wish to pay a visit. Hencethe life saving ability of CUM-GUM! It helps you quit! However, if you are talented you can do both at the same time.

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**Rock Whores**: Theme of the day

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Nothing more than my ramblings, entertainmnet for my friends, and stories of my rock whore life. Tuesday, July 26, 2005. Theme of the day. Again, I chose this song for the lyrics. Nah.The song kicks ass but here's a sample of the lyrics so you will know why I chose it. I love the way you look at me. I feel the pain you place inside. Lock me up inside ya dirty cage. While I’m alone inside my mind. I like to teach you all the rules. I’d get to see them set in stone. I like it when you chain me to the bed.

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Thursday, February 01, 2018. 911, what is your emergency? Confused) Who’s there? I just found out that. My ex-girlfriend is marrying a guy she met at work while she and I were still together. She’s moving out of state and taking our dog with her. Sir, do I need to send an ambulance? A coroner, please. Sir, please don’t do anything rash. What is your address? Friday, August 26, 2016. You go to the polls to vote for US president in November. Here are some real candidates to pick from! You jump for joy.

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