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passport, please?: December 2006
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My glass is usually half full. But after reading about how Joy the dog was beaten till his jaw was broken beyond repair, any bit of fullness in my glass is now slowly leaking away down the monsoon drain. Joy, after surgery. His jaw was beyond repair from the beating he received. Joy was beaten continuously by a group of Indonesian workers, while they yelled "Haram" at it. Injuries caused by ignorance. Here are some of the key points he highlighted:. It is NOT haraam. It is NOT haraam. Not Islamic law), d...
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passport, please?: August 2006
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You must be blind. This is Super Monkeh. And he sure ain't flying nowhere. Hand stitched and carefully, lovingly put together from. a pair of socks. With his blue suit and red shorts and cape from someone's old t-shirts. I bet many of you never guessed this girl had it in her to sew. Or, come to think of it, do anything domestic. Actually, I kinda surprised myself at how mighty Super Monkeh turned out. Fullstopped on 30.8.06. Welcome to Pulau Yue-Li. Here in Pulau Yue-Li, the sun always shines.
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passport, please?: November 2006
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To my Standard 2 teacher who used to yell at me to sit up straight. To my dad who would hit the back of my chair when he caught me slouching. To that weird girl I saw sitting upright, eating char kuay teow in a kopitiam. To my piano teacher who told me my playing will improve if I were to sit up straight. I say to you all: "HAH! Slouch - it's the safest way to sit. David Rose (from www.timesonline.co.uk). The ideal angle for office workers who sit for long periods is about 135 degrees. It might make ...
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passport, please?: February 2007
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B is for Beautiful is for Bessy. Ever since I was knee high, my one wish was to have a dog. Yea, sure I had a few "adopted" ones. Duke, my aunt's dashchund. Blackie, my neighbour's mongrel. And a few strays here and there. But my very own. On February 17, I brought one home. Her name is Bessy, and she is a female Rottweiler. Bad luck soon followed. Or, as I choose to see it, a test of how much I really want and love a dog. And soon became a nightmare. I held her tight as the vet took her blood for testing.
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passport, please?: May 2007
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Bessy Passes Basic Obedience Exam! Every Saturday and Sunday for the past 5 weeks, Bessy and I have diligently been attending Puppy Basic Obedience Classes in Pet Safari, Ikano. Besides the twice weekly classes, we've also been having 10-minute training sessions at home every night. Our homework, so to speak. Bessy and Luna nervously await their turn on Exam Day. Bessy has learnt to "Heel", "Sit Stay", "Down Stay", "Stand Stay", "Wait" and "Recall". Bessy waits with the other doggies for the results.
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passport, please?: April 2007
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This Week On "I've Been Had". Gosh, I love puns. Hee. The latest hoax to hit rich (and stupid) Japanese women comes courtesy of an online company, 'Poodles As Pets'. Their instant-million scam was selling lambs disguised as miniature poodles. Seriously. A Japanese movie star, Maiko Kawakami, has been left looking sheepish (hee! And it appears she is not the only rich Japanese woman to have the wool (double hee! The police believe up to 2,000 women were fleeced (triple hee! Fullstopped on 27.4.07. This hu...
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passport, please?: March 2007
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A Contract On Their Furry Heads. Lucky and Flo, 2 black Labrador Retrievers (Midnight and Jeff Boy! Are trained pirated disc sniffers. Their noses are sensitive to polycarbonate, one of the main ingredients in the manufacture of the discs. Their recent major bust was a RM10million pirated disc discovery in Johor Bahru. I'm sure most of these DVDs are probably being circulated among the authorities, but that's another story. Fullstopped on 21.3.07. How To Kill A Baby. His name is Knut, and he is currently...
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passport, please?: September 2006
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Meet: Evil Roman Kitty. Here's a little Roman thug any nice mouse or birdie would want to avoid in dark alleys. At the foot of the stairs to the Roman Forum, I saw it. A Cat And a particularly nasty one, at that. It Was. Mauling. A. Pigeon. To. Death. Blissfully unaware of its audience, Cat played a horrible game of, er. cat and bird, with the poor pigeon. And also because, even a Cat - a poor, hungry stray one at that - needs to eat, right? It's the law of nature, food chain etc. That kind of stuff.
