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Metalcake: April 2011
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Sunday, April 24, 2011. This egg is not real. Even though I'm not a fan, I figure most of you enjoy these. So use it as a visual as you eat your Peeps and dream of better treats. Happy Easter, all! Wednesday, April 20, 2011. If you don't read this, I'll know. Hey, look to your left. Do you see the poll? It's there for you to intuitize my next post. Do this. The bird is a gift. Treasure her. Monday, April 18, 2011. Business in the front, rodent in the back. In pre-school, I had an arch nemesis. Scooter wa...
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Metalcake: Mutillidae sounds like Mutilate.
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Saturday, April 2, 2011. Mutillidae sounds like Mutilate. My grandparents live on a massive hill. When I was a kid, that junk was basically a theme park. They had dogs to ride around on (they LOVED IT), a massive precipice looking over the rest of the town which I always planned to roll down, Reading Rainbow on EVERY TV, candy, and they even let me drive their golf cart through the woods. Also there were probably fireworks upon entrance. The creators of this nirvana were none other than Didi and Pawpaw.
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Metalcake: May 2011
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Monday, May 23, 2011. An update. Click the word update to read this update. As many of you know, I have been absent for a whole month, tomorrow. That's a long time to not blog. But it's a really short time if you never expected me to blog again. Do you see what I did there? Also, you guys are pulchritudinous. I hope I didn't offend any babies. It is not a swear. It means beautiful. Isn't that absurd? I apologize for the extended distance I've kept between you and I, but it hasn't been for naught. So be e...
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Metalcake: Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
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Thursday, January 5, 2012. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. Hey, loyal readers! As I said in the last post, I couldn't guarantee continuation of this blog, and that has come to actualization - as you can see. But fret not! Because I can feel you fretting! Not that I'm saying this blog has just passed away (I'm kind of saying that). I'll definitely at least lightly contemplate maybe typing up a new post here. Click here mpmetalcake.blogspot.com. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Metalcake: March 2011
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Tuesday, March 29, 2011. I drew you this. Even though I didn't reach 20 followers - I still did it. That feeling you're feeling is guilt. I dunno how to draw unicorn bodies, so a head will have to do. Don't act like you deserve an unabridged unicorn. Monday, March 28, 2011. They see me rollin'. In high school, rolling someone's house with toilet paper is the height of borderline-illegal entertainment. No one admits that they think it's cool - cause that'd make it lame. But we all did. It eventually got w...
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Metalcake: October 2011
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Saturday, October 29, 2011. Sometimes posts don't need titles. What else is there to do on a Saturday, when I have a huge speech due next week? There's a time to blog, readers, and then there's a time for silly shenanigans. Graduation can wait. You dreamboats sure can't. I winked charmingly just then. Permission to swoon. So here it is. I like to think it needs no introduction, but strangers in airports get all iffy about abrupt knife stories. The Knife and Me: A Tale of Woe, Adversity, and Rue. Next to ...
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Metalcake: September 2011
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Thursday, September 8, 2011. Bees, indubitably, is bees. Let me start by clearing something up. Our - you and I, handsome reader - definitions of "bee" are different. I use the word to collectively dub any insect that can fly, sting, and is atmospherically evil - whereas you are brutally technical in your description. Actually," you graciously point out, "'bee' probably isn't what you mean. It's wasps and hornets you want to look out fo-". But you know what? They will too, I bet. Now comes the tale of woe.
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Metalcake: January 2012
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Thursday, January 5, 2012. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. Hey, loyal readers! As I said in the last post, I couldn't guarantee continuation of this blog, and that has come to actualization - as you can see. But fret not! Because I can feel you fretting! Not that I'm saying this blog has just passed away (I'm kind of saying that). I'll definitely at least lightly contemplate maybe typing up a new post here. Click here mpmetalcake.blogspot.com. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). What s...
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