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Everywhere Man: Jet Frag
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The wacky misaventures of an athletically-built Virginia boy out in that crazy mixed-up world we call: Bob. Tuesday, July 3, 2007. Last week I was having an enlightening conversation with my students about popular Japanese tourist destinations when it came to my attention that Hawaii is a favorite location to spend their meager free time. The students looked at each other and claimed they had no clue how long the trip would take. You wouldn't have anything to do with this would you. http:/ www.ny...You s...
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Everywhere Man: High-Q
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The wacky misaventures of an athletically-built Virginia boy out in that crazy mixed-up world we call: Bob. Wednesday, July 4, 2007. Tokyo, go go go go. I recently achieved this vista from the 45 th. Floor of the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Offices, a dual-tower monstrosity best known for it's 45 th. Floor gift shop called "Crank Trunk.". Though my subconscious debated the statistical likelihood. Future where clever orphans and chimney sweeps rule the world with tattered, sooty fists. It was time to go.
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Everywhere Man: The Yakuza
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The wacky misaventures of an athletically-built Virginia boy out in that crazy mixed-up world we call: Bob. Tuesday, July 17, 2007. Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens when you mess with me? You get this: the yakuza. Aka 8-9-3, a.k.a the fearsome Japanese organized crime network. And we are not pleasant people to cross kitanas. Upon my return home, I fully expect certain friends and family to physically challange me, taking full advantage of my delirious. Try it. Just try it.
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Everywhere Man: June 2007
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The wacky misaventures of an athletically-built Virginia boy out in that crazy mixed-up world we call: Bob. Thursday, June 28, 2007. You know as well as I do that it's too hard to find good hired help these days. You just can't let anyone into your home like you could back when people gave a hoot about family values, what with British Nanny Syndrome, Mad Cow Disease and Immigrants. Luckily, I seem to have found someone who promises to make my humble home that much nicer! As he approached, it sounded like...
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Everywhere Man: Tokyo Grift
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The wacky misaventures of an athletically-built Virginia boy out in that crazy mixed-up world we call: Bob. Tuesday, July 3, 2007. This is my crew. I'm sorry to report to all of my friends that you've been replaced. Not just replaced, but forgotten and deleted from my mental address book. This is my new posse. Sometimes we pose for your admiring pictures, but you'll find that our eyes gleam red in the camera lens of mortal folk. Hissss! Quoth the Colin, "Nevermore, bitches.". July 7, 2007 at 8:08 PM.
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Everywhere Man: Xzhibit J
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The wacky misaventures of an athletically-built Virginia boy out in that crazy mixed-up world we call: Bob. Wednesday, July 18, 2007. The bags are packed, the apartment is clean and it's time to leave this fine country that many scholars consider to be Japan. And I'd like to think I left it a little better than when I found it. If in doubt, please refer to Xzhibit J. You see, Americo-Japanese relations were severely strained in 19"ought"41. You could almost say they were at an all time low. Our two natio...
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Everywhere Man: Slugtastic
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The wacky misaventures of an athletically-built Virginia boy out in that crazy mixed-up world we call: Bob. Sunday, July 8, 2007. There comes a time in every young man's life when he must ask himself an important question: what is a mono slug? Is it a singular slug mechanical device, perhaps less desirable than the dual-slug or quad-slug model? Is it a slug that has contracted mono? If you have any better ideas on the what a mono slug might be, I would be grateful for some help on this sticky matter.
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Everywhere Man: July 2007
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The wacky misaventures of an athletically-built Virginia boy out in that crazy mixed-up world we call: Bob. Wednesday, July 18, 2007. The bags are packed, the apartment is clean and it's time to leave this fine country that many scholars consider to be Japan. And I'd like to think I left it a little better than when I found it. If in doubt, please refer to Xzhibit J. You see, Americo-Japanese relations were severely strained in 19"ought"41. You could almost say they were at an all time low. Our two natio...
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Everywhere Man: The Curious Incident of the Mosquito in the Night-Time
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The wacky misaventures of an athletically-built Virginia boy out in that crazy mixed-up world we call: Bob. Thursday, July 12, 2007. The Curious Incident of the Mosquito in the Night-Time. Like most freedom-loving people, I sleep. Not an inordinate amount, mind you, but enough to let myself function without looking like a zombie on his way to stroke number five. Please, please, for the love of God, leave me alone." (Colin). Eeeeeeeeeee yourself you blood-sucking bastard child.". I threw on the light and ...
