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Taste the Fire: Perfect Pollo Masters
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Tuesday, June 21, 2005. Every man behind the grill at El Pollo Loco is equipped with two important things:. 1 The world's coolest apron that says "Perfect Pollo Master" on it and has cool flames all over the words like the words are on fire! 2 A fistfull of respect from The Big Guy; yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout El Caliente. Randy "Macho Man" Savage used to serve up flying elbows by the boat-load. I think that's why they called him the "Elton John of Wrestling.". Posted by El Calientito at 9:32 AM. The El Poll...
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Taste the Fire: September 2005
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Thursday, September 22, 2005. MSN Loves that Pollo. So, I haven't blogged in about forty years because I got lost in the catacombs underneath El Pollo Loco searching for the infamous and sexy Jade Pollo. Instead of finding the Jade Pollo, I ended up finding myself, which is what chicks usually call breaking up with their boyfriends or masturbating. But I didn't break up with anyone and I don't even know what masturbation is; I mean I actually found myself on the Internet! I'm on page one for everything!
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Taste the Fire: Fuck Charo Chicken (Special Interview)
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Thursday, June 23, 2005. Fuck Charo Chicken (Special Interview). Charo Chicken is mind-numbingly terrible. Obviously, I would never go there, but check out this interview I had with some dude I met at the hospital:. So, you went to Charo Chicken, huh? What, are you retarded? Some Dude I Met at the Hospital. No, but you're a loser. Granted. So, why did you hate Charo Chicken so much? Probably because it was so terrible. They didn't even have real Mexican guys there. An Asian dude took my order-. In my nex...
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Taste the Fire: March 2005
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Thursday, March 31, 2005. Wins every event, especially the Handsome-off which involves two guys trying to out-handsome the other guy until one of them blows up. The guy who blows up gets the silver medal. The last guy who tried it turned into a melon and then blew up twice. Nobody could explain it, but one thing's for certain: El Caliente is fuckin' hot! Hephaestus was the Greek God of being ugly. Guess how he died? Here's a hint: Kaboom! Posted by El Calientito at 9:52 AM. Tuesday, March 29, 2005. I'll ...
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Taste the Fire: February 2005
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Monday, February 28, 2005. The International Language of Pollo. The Double-Gun Pose," as demonstrated by a smoking duck from the '20s of some sort for some reason. Posted by El Calientito at 2:57 PM. Friday, February 25, 2005. The Many Faces of El Caliente. El Caliente rules with an iron fist in two important ways:. 1 He is the totalitarian lord of El Pollo Loco. 2 He rules. Like he really rules. Like he rocks out so hard. I fucking love him. Posted by El Calientito at 1:13 PM. Thursday, February 24, 2005.
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Taste the Fire: June 2005
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Thursday, June 30, 2005. Drop the Beef; Pick Up Some Pollo. I've got the best idea in the history of ideas. This idea is so good that it makes the idea for stuff like money and trains look like an idiot. My idea is for making the slogan for El Pollo Loco, "Drop the Beef; Pick Up Some Pollo." I know, huh? So, here's the script for the advertisement:. Grrr eating stupid burgers makes me angry. Like the Hulk. Is stupid and so are burgers. Burgers stupid, but not Hulk. Dude, you're not the Hulk. Then the scr...
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Taste the Fire: Pollo Joke
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Thursday, January 27, 2005. Here's a hilarious El Pollo Loco joke you can tell all your friends. Some dipshit: Who's there? That same buttface: Pollo who? You: (BLAM) Uh oh, you just got socked in the balls! That's who, dammit! Nobody says, "Pollo who? Period. Anyone who says "Pollo who? Is getting a knuckle sando right in the baby-maker. There is only one Pollo and it's fucking El Pollo Loco. Did you know that the two most handsome men in the world have worked for El Pollo Loco? It's true. Brad Pitt.
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Taste the Fire: El Email Loco
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Monday, June 13, 2005. I'm Not Gay, but I Love El Caliente," "Why Does Selvin Hate Dogs? And "Felipe Rules." Sometimes, when I get an email, I get so fired up that I slam the computer on the ground. One time I did that with El Caliente's Super Deluxe Space Computicator 9000 (a.k.a. "The Best Computer Ever! And he got so mad that he dipped me in chocolate and threw me to the fat women. Just kidding! Posted by El Calientito at 3:34 PM. Keep grilling, papasito. View my complete profile. Send Me an Email!
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Taste the Fire: May 2005
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Monday, May 30, 2005. Memorial Day Is Stupid. I don't understand what Memorial Day is all about. Why is memorizing stuff so important that it gets its own day? In my opinion, if you're memorizing anything other than the menu at El Pollo Loco or the type of underwear that El Caliente wears (black boxer briefs size M w/customized front bulge gully for monster rod), then you're wasting everybody's time. Hey dude! Why don't you memorize this! My son's a giant pussy! Welcome to Carrows: Where fun goes to die!
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Taste the Fire: July 2005
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Tuesday, July 26, 2005. Here's the problem, El Pollo Loco chicken cannot be defeated. It's like a gigantic bear in a tank covered in poison. Maybe you can blow up the tank, but what are you gonna do about the poison? Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion is the new Vice President in Charge of Sauces and Breakin' Fools' Ankles at El Pollo Loco headquarters in Irvine, CA. Posted by El Calientito at 11:26 AM. Friday, July 08, 2005. Better Pollo than Never. I lvoe Le Lientecal! Posted by El Calientito at 1:29 PM.
