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Idiot proof | Benevolent Snark

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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. August 17, 2010. March 2, 2007, 6:30am, middle of a snowstorm, suffering mild contractions but going to work anyway, pulled over in an empty grocery store parking lot, on my cell phone:. Me: There’s a light on in the car…. Hubs: what is it? Me: It looks like… a vagina. Me: Yeah, it looks like a vagina. Is the car trying to tell me I’m in labor? It’s a vagina light, stupid! 2 Responses to “Idiot proof”. October 28, 2010 at 12:07 pm. December 7, 2010 at 11:47 pm.

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Feelin Kinda Three Fifths | Benevolent Snark

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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. Feelin Kinda Three Fifths. March 17, 2010. Well, here it is buddy, this is where the government keeps tabs on us. It’s our constitutional obligation as a people to be enumerated every ten years. It’s all Article 1 an’ sh…. Oops, that’s right, talking to a kid). Hubs (reading over the document):. You mean we can’t do this online? The Founding Fathers certainly didn’t INTEND to have us use some magical adding machine likely posessed by evil spirits. Are We There Yet?

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I love you kissing monster | Benevolent Snark

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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. I love you kissing monster. March 3, 2010. Three years ago right now I was pushing you out into the world. You’re welcome. Age 3 on 3/3, you lucky bastard! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.

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Overheard in the Potty | Benevolent Snark

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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. Overheard in the Potty. September 14, 2010. Shorty, sitting on the potty and talking to Daddy:. 8220;Boys have penises. And girls have…. 8230; girls have two butts.”. You know something, pal? You smell an awful lot like flowers. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Stickiest of the Icky ».

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why, howdy stranger | Mama, Papa, and Pip make 3

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Mama, Papa, and Pip make 3. Just another WordPress.com weblog. Why, howdy stranger February 16, 2011. 8212; birdlegs02 @ 8:48 pm. So life has been crazy. No excuses. A lot of changes have been going on that I haven’t really discussed on here yet. I am sure the only people who read this thing are pretty up to speed with the goings on, so I probably don’t need to get in to it much! We are in the process of buying a house in a little neighborhood right outside the city limits. Kind of exciting stuff.

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Tales from the homefront | Mama, Papa, and Pip make 3

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Mama, Papa, and Pip make 3. Just another WordPress.com weblog. Tales from the homefront December 2, 2010. 8212; birdlegs02 @ 1:36 pm. The signs are there. There is freshly baked coffee cake in the oven. Laundry is folded and put away. Dinner is made from scratch, and not out of the box. Holy crap, maybe I am becoming domestic! I feel like I am able to give more of myself when I don’t have expectations of myself. It is refreshing – you should try it😉. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here.

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Happy Halloween! | Mama, Papa, and Pip make 3

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Mama, Papa, and Pip make 3. Just another WordPress.com weblog. November 1, 2010. 8212; birdlegs02 @ 9:32 am. This year was Will’s first legitamite Halloween, and it was a blast! When we got Will suited up, he was amazed at what he saw in the mirror. He ran up to it and started kissing the mirror. I guess you can say he loved his costume! We made it up and back 3 blocks, and at the last house Will went right up to the door and tried opening it. The majority of people were out on their porches handing ...

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Joyeux anniversaire | Benevolent Snark

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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. March 27, 2010. Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Daddy wanted this cake for you. Ps Cakes While U Wait can suck my fondant teat. Applications for family cake baker now being accepted! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Idiot proof ».

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The answer at the bottom of the bottle | Benevolent Snark

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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. The answer at the bottom of the bottle. February 2, 2010. Finally, something for the frantically frazzled, overworked and underpaid baby on the go…. Too busy to eat? 8220;Listen, Mom, I know you made a nice lunch of avocado hunks and mandarin oranges, and but Elmo is going to chew my ass out if I don’t get this TPS report on his desk before 2pm. I’m going to have to ask you to just go ahead and whip up a bottle to go. Mmmyeah, thanks.”. Thankfully, they’ve. Follow &...