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The Scoop News: Funny Thing Happens On Way To Forum
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Search The Scoop News:. Funny Thing Happens On Way To Forum. CA – During a road trip to see an NBA. Playoff game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Detroit Pistons, a funny thing happened to friends Billy Wells and Rob Winker on their way to the Great Western Forum in Irvine, California. It would’ve been so freakin’ funny. Thank God we remembered. Still, we must have laughed for about three hours after that.”. Note: You must preview your comment first and then submit your comment. This is to tric...
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The Scoop News: Bill Gates Buys Bible
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Search The Scoop News:. Bill Gates Buys Bible. Bill Gates recently purchased the rights to the Bible and he has said there are big changes coming. WA – At a press conference earlier this week Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft and worlds most wealthy human, announced that he has acquired the publishing rights for the worlds all time best-selling book; the Bible. 8221; Gates said. 8221; Gates said. 183; Aug 27, 06:32 AM · #. Posted by: NATANIYELU HAMSA. 183; Jun 12, 02:30 AM · #. Posted by: shaik ameer.
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The Scoop News: Statue of Liberty's Flame to be Replaced
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Search The Scoop News:. Statue of Libertys Flame to be Replaced. An artist's interpretation of the new Statue of Liberty. NY – In a radical move to show the world that Americans will stand defiantly in the face of terrorism, plans were unveiled this month to change the Statue of Liberty to a more “aggressive and purely American” stance. The proposed change, among others, will remove the torch from the statues hand, replacing it with a handgun. The Statue of Liberty was a gift from the people of France to...
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The Scoop News: Sarah Palin Asks Santa Clause for Relevance
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Search The Scoop News:. Sarah Palin Asks Santa Clause for Relevance. Anchorage, AK For the third straight year, former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has asked Santa Clause for a resurrection of her relevance as her Christmas gift. All I want is for people to remember who I am and want to listen to what I have to say again, don’tcha know, said Palin. Last year Santa didn’t get me a gosh darn thing but I’m hopin’ that this year he and Jesus don’t forget about me! Never heard of her.
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The Scoop News: Long John Silver’s Buys Oil, Fish in Gulf of Mexico
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Search The Scoop News:. Long John Silver’s Buys Oil, Fish in Gulf of Mexico. The fast food company Long John Silver's has purchased exclusive fishing rights in the oil saturated Gulf of Mexico. LA American fast food company Long John Silver’s has secured exclusive fishing rights in the Gulf of Mexico as it hopes to capitalize on the recent oil spill. The company is hoping to both make a substantial profit from already oiled fish and perhaps remove the oil from the water. There’s nothing crude about that&...
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The Scoop News: Massage Therapist Tries to Ignore Farts
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Search The Scoop News:. Massage Therapist Tries to Ignore Farts. A massage therapist that works in the downtown area thinks that everyone should be gluten, sugar, egg, soy, fat and dairy free primarily because he is sick of people farting during sessions. I try to ignore it, said Massage Therapist, Bevis Stubnick of Multnomah County. But it just smells so bad. God damned wheat eaters. Note: You must preview your comment first and then submit your comment. This is to trick the spambots. Newspaper's 600th ...
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The Scoop News: Newspaper's 600th Story Doesn't Live Up to Hype
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Search The Scoop News:. Newspapers 600th Story Doesnt Live Up to Hype. OR The much anticipated and celebrated 600th story published by online satirical magazine The Scoop News, failed to make any positive impressions and left readers across the world concerned about the future of the newspaper. Yeah, I read it and I was just like ‘what the hell is that? According to Scoop editors, the 600th story was intended to be part of a larger joke. MOST POPULAR NEWS BRIEFS. Massage Therapist Tries to Ignore Farts.
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The Scoop News: Local Man Pulls Life Support From Wife in Pinterest Coma
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Search The Scoop News:. Local Man Pulls Life Support From Wife in Pinterest Coma. ND After months of debating, soul searching and consulting with family members, local man Dean Weebers has decided to pull his wife, who is in a Pinterest coma, of life support. Dean Weebers’ wife, Jennie Weebers, fell into a Pinterest coma during her spring break vacation this past March. Because that’s where she is going. Ain’t no way she is getting in to heaven. We can’t let them do this to her! Who will like all my pins?
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The Scoop News: Next Year’s Top Five U.S. Vacation Spots
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Search The Scoop News:. Next Year’s Top Five U.S. Vacation Spots. CA – Hello, hellooooooooo! I know it hasn’t been a super long time since I last graced you with my words of wisdom, but I can tell you that things have been totes cray-cray for me. First of all I met the man of my dreams. Well, that’s not actually true. I should say that I met the men of my dreams! I had the extreme pleasure of going to my first baseball game and let me tell you, the New York Mets really know how to handle their bats!
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The Scoop News: Scotland, Ireland To Combine Into Single Country
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Search The Scoop News:. Scotland, Ireland To Combine Into Single Country. A map of the new country Scoreland as it will look after all phases of unification are complete. According to Jack McConnell, First Minister of Scotland, the new name for the united country will be Scoreland and a new flag will be unveiled at the unification celebration scheduled for July 22. The British. They do, I’ve seen it myself I have. But it tastes terrible. The kids that is boiled, no spice, blah! For fucks sake.”. One of t...
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