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Toasty’s Futon: December 2005
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Just snuggle up and stop hyperventilating. Saturday, December 24, 2005. Are you a FLOBB? If so, we may be related! My real name is Denzil Patric Nigeletta Flobb. Born 13th February 1951 in a marsh in Chiselhurst Kent while my parents were on the run from the Triads. My father Adolf Felicity Flobb. Died shortly after midnight on 14 February 1951 from natural causes related to a hail of bullets. He lies in an unmarked grave in this Tupperware box. My mother Hysteria Djanogly Flobb. So if you’re a Flobb on ...
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how to pick up girls: May 2008
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How to pick up girls. Thursday, May 22. I have lived my life incorrectly. Because i am not this person. Monday, May 19. Last bit of nostalgia for the day. 2001 was really weird-looking. April 3, 2001 im conversation with my mom. I have to go make a boca burger, I will be back in three minutes exactly. Do you think it can be spelled wwo like two? For god's sake don't make me amuse myself! Come back and talk to me. It thinks its so special. I hate you boca burger. You're not even meat. I started laughing h...
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how to pick up girls: July 2008
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How to pick up girls. Thursday, July 31. My mom informs me that this is the chupacabra. when questioned as to why a chupacabra would be in montauk, she said, quite rationally, that it probably escaped from a shipment of goats going past long island. So, everyone go home. nothing to see here! My mom really should consider things more carefully before she emails me. Does anyone here have any employment leads? Wednesday, July 30. Look what girls did to the internet. Yes, today is slow. Bacon salt is, appare...
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how to pick up girls: April 2008
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How to pick up girls. Wednesday, April 30. My sister can't say she is a lesbian. In the best lawsuit ever. Or possibly a news story just made up by my mom*, the people of lesbos are suing the gay and lesbian alliance of greece to make them remove "lesbian" from their name. because greece has a very strong heterosexual tradition, and obviously none of them have ever been associated with the homosexuals ever. Seriously, her favorite jokes seem to all involve lesbos as a punchline. With a new name! I do abs...
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how to pick up girls: one of you knows what happened, and one of you needs to own up
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How to pick up girls. Tuesday, April 28. One of you knows what happened, and one of you needs to own up. Who is the mystery person who got screamed at during karaoke? This is now the second. Reference to someone doing this to me and it's not true and i am now on a crusade to find the doppleganger. i'm starting to consider the possibility that the person who was yelled at was my sister. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Pleased to meet me. Brooklyn, ny, United States. View my complete profile.
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how to pick up girls: November 2008
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How to pick up girls. Tuesday, November 25. Truer words and all. Where do i buy this book? Friday, November 7. Why does bill kristol look exactly like michigan j. frog? Hello my baby, hello my sarah, hello my maveriiiiick gal. Wednesday, November 5. Originally uploaded by allyzay. Left: my shirt. right: bill's jacket. Originally uploaded by allyzay. ALWAYS WITH THE BLOGGING! I am disappointed the blogging cape doesn't really show up very well in this photo :(. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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how to pick up girls: February 2009
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How to pick up girls. Thursday, February 19. The final scene from blue velvet. The final scene from blue velvet. Originally uploaded by allyzay. Why do all bird exhibits at zoos result in positively lynchian photographs? Is it the uncanny valley backgrounds? I can't quite put my finger on why, but it's a total fact. Friday, February 13. Look at these tiny, tiny people and their giant foodstuffs! They will bring it to you! Thursday, February 5. My favorite thing about the super bowl. 5 more of this:.
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how to pick up girls: i wonder what the minnesota spokesman-recorder's take on this is?
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How to pick up girls. Friday, April 24. I wonder what the minnesota spokesman-recorder's take on this is? Pretty sure polamalu has already been fined for this blatant helmet-to-helmet btw. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Pleased to meet me. Brooklyn, ny, United States. I like otters and the new york giants. if you need to know something else, just ask. View my complete profile. Yo dudes help us make a book. One of you knows what happened, and one of you nee. Read these sites too. My own damn flickrs.
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how to pick up girls: March 2009
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How to pick up girls. Thursday, March 5. Need to get this, once the recession ends and we all have money again. Can you imagine, alex coming home from the bodega or something and i've stuck this on my face? Such a good prank! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Pleased to meet me. Brooklyn, ny, United States. I like otters and the new york giants. if you need to know something else, just ask. View my complete profile. Need to get this, once the recession ends and we a. Read these sites too. My own damn flickrs.
