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F... I'm 40!: I need a life...or perhaps an intervention
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Tuesday, 21 April 2015. I need a life.or perhaps an intervention. My WTF moment came this morning driving the kids to school. Let me set the scene. It's just after 8am, Diggle has yelled his customary, "it's time to leave." I've yelled, "have you brushed your hair? Get your sweaters and shoes on," back at him. Unbrushed hair, well I ran my fingers through it, does that count? Who is this woman and what is she doing in my body? You'd think from the above description there's no place to go but up right?
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F... I'm 40!: May 2014
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Wednesday, 28 May 2014. Day 2 and 3 and I need a new diet and some sleep! I'm surviving on around three hours of sleep a night and a constant flow of restaurant food. My body no longer knows what hour it is or what it should be eating. That's my excuse for why at 1:30 am last night I was working my way through my moms paperwork while eating chocolate cake. Day 4, I opened up my moms house to the staff at the retirement village to sell things, tomorrow I'm locking the doors and pretending I'm not home!
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F... I'm 40!: April 2014
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Thursday, 24 April 2014. I started out this year setting a goal of doing at least two blog posts a month. It keeps me at least writing something, it may be a general ramble about nothing of any particular interest but it keeps me writing. I have of course started previous years with goals like this too and faltered by mid year, so who knows what will happen. The basics of prostitution? Now if I could just keep myself from getting distracted by twitter. Wednesday, 9 April 2014. I figure after 20 odd years...
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F... I'm 40!: 91
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Tuesday, 7 April 2015. 91, that's what my dad would've been turning today. Happy Birthday Dad. It's been just over two years since he passed away. He did leave with me the extensive family tree, he did this in his younger years and traced it all the way back to Germany starting with relatives born before 1540. I have tried to continue it on and put all the information into digital copy along with the photos he left. He has left a legacy of 4 kids and 8 grandkids and I hope we have made him proud. I am a ...
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F... I'm 40!: March 2015
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Sunday, 29 March 2015. My mom asked me yesterday if I'd been writing my blog recently, which as you all know is a no. I replied that I hadn't been inspired by anything. It was at this point that DH pointed out a crucial fact. He's been happy. Hmmmm, a happy DH, one who doesn't come home complaining about his job everyday and suddenly I have nothing to write about? I now never know if I'm hormonal or just being a bitch. It's very confusing, I found. Well sure the answer was probably both, but that's not t...
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F... I'm 40!: Murderous Tendencies
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Monday, 6 April 2015. Honestly I have no ability to keep plants alive, but I did expect it to last longer than two days. I woke up this morning to a limp, flaccid (those are never good words in any context) plant. I have no idea what I did wrong. I gave it a glass of water yesterday, I didn't want to over water it. I'm attempting plant CPR as you read this, I'll let you know. Update) it's responding to being drenched in the sink. I guess the poor thing was parched. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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F... I'm 40!: January 2015
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Friday, 9 January 2015. Something Ill Never Be. Moving on from what we do or do not eat to people's warped version of what a good body size is, for which modern media is totally to blame. I saw this same person tweet a while back stating, "It’s not skinny jeans if you wear size 10 or higher …." Are you kidding me? Size 10 is not fat, where do you get off making someone feel bad about themselves because they are not a single digit size? Saturday, 3 January 2015. Things the past year has taught me. If you ...
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F... I'm 40!: December 2014
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Monday, 29 December 2014. 2015 - A new year, new possibilities. THIS, this describes my New Years plans completely! We're having a quiet one, a nice family dinner, maybe a fondue or steak and mushroom sauce. We can relax on the couch and watch a movie or some bad tv. We can cuddle the kids and pet the monster dog. Do not pity me and invite me out to a party, I am not free, I am doing nothing. 2015 will be the year! Just think of all the possibilities that await us, holidays, experiences, people we might ...
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F... I'm 40!: Pussy? Really Siri, you hate me that much?
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Friday, 24 April 2015. Really Siri, you hate me that much? Yesterday while marking the kids spelling homework I accidentally pressed down on my phone lying under the book. Siri beeped her questioning beep. I muttered, "Sorry, Siri" as I moved the book to the side. Siri springs to life with her, "Here's what I found on the web for." and Diggle grabs my phone. He loves to ask Siri silly questions and tell her she's dumb. An incredulous, "Mom, you said pussy? It's amazing how the most innocuous things can s...
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F... I'm 40!: June 2014
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Wednesday, 25 June 2014. That time of year. Summer break, school vacation, moms nightmare.call it what you will, tomorrow is the last day of the school year. The kids have been going to school all week to do nothing, they've watched movies, played games had popcorn. I've heard other moms say why send them, I'll admit to being more of the, I don't care, they're going, get them out my house kind of mom though. Monday, 2 June 2014. It's possible to jump back into a manual stick shift car and drive on the wr...
