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Badgers with Knives: Oh America...
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You so crazy.*. This piece of shit post was brought to you by "I'm so fucking tired right now, I could sleep for 18 days", "Moving houses is a ball ache" and "Have you seen my camera cord ear phones kid's baby blanket extra pajama bottoms? Shit, they must have been shipped.". Mon Sep 10, 05:55:00 AM PDT. Tue Sep 11, 11:33:00 AM PDT. A bit of both I think! Tue Sep 11, 04:00:00 PM PDT. Thanks for the Beatles post card! Wed Sep 12, 11:49:00 AM PDT. Wed Sep 12, 10:45:00 AM PDT. Wed Sep 12, 11:52:00 AM PDT.
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Badgers with Knives: Thanks for the prezzie, England.
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Thanks for the prezzie, England. Because I know you all worry, I just wanted to let you know that I did not die in a fiery plane crash. I have made it to America alive.although not well. I decided to pick up an English cold as a parting gift and have been dealing with that (and shopping at Target) since my return. Once I am properly on the mend, I will give you a nice lengthy post about my reverse culture shock - something I honestly didn't think I'd have but got anyway. Sun Sep 30, 02:43:00 PM PDT.
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Badgers with Knives: Nuts
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So with all big moves, some things (like this blog) tend to be left behind as one desperately tries to sort one's shit out. Which is what I've been doing for the last (fuck, how long has it been since I last posted? I'm currently in California, sitting in our new sparsely decorated apartment on a borrowed futon. The things that we shipped via boat got delayed when it met up with some massive hurricane ( you might have heard about it. But enough of that mushy girl shit. No Well maybe those wavy mirrors in...
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Badgers with Knives: It was a beardiful night
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It was a beardiful night. So I have this friend, Andrea. It was with hesitation that I answered Andrea's text to me a little over a week ago. It simply said, “Are you free next Sunday? 8221; If you are friends with anyone with children under the age of 10, always approach the Are You Free's with caution. “Are you free? 8221; almost always translate to, “Can you babysit? After dinner I convinced Andrea to drive to Tiki Ti. Which is still my favorite bar in Los Angeles (even though I haven't actually been ...
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Badgers with Knives: On going home...
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When Andy and I decided we were going to move to Wisconsin, we didn't tell any of our California friends about it until 6 weeks before we left. It's not that it was a huge secret, we just didn't want to get any shit from our friends about leaving what is essentially paradise (if you ignore the droughts, high cost of living and oh, did I forget wild fires? So why did we move? Pull out a goddamn map. Look for the state that looks like an oven mitt. So what's it like being home? You know what I love? A badg...
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Badgers with Knives: The Rambles
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Which means that this could happen:. But that's neither here nor there as we again have our things and it's brilliant. It was like an early Christmas opening boxes of things I haven't seen in months. Do you like our white trash box collection out back? And it's more mush than cardboard now. This is a really boring paragraph to justify our white trashness. I can barely repair them! Tue Dec 18, 06:26:00 PM PST. Box city looks intimidating. Have you considered illegal dumping? Wed Dec 19, 07:28:00 AM PST.
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Badgers with Knives: Filler
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This last week, been having problems sleeping, having mini panic attacks (have I mentioned how much I hate flying? Am I ever really regular on this blog though? Yeah, that's what I thought. 8221; For the three weeks we were here that time, only 4 people mentioned anything about my accent – or what they refer to as 'a (stupid) American twang'. Oh, and on the same lines, I'm not going to miss going into B and Q and asking the lady where the Spackle is. 8220;Excuse me, where can I find the Spackle? Several ...
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Badgers with Knives: Yet, I still ate here...
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Yet, I still ate here. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said Wednesday. A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk and carrying a knife. View my complete profile. It was a beardiful night. Yet, I still ate here. I Also Write This. This Is The End.
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Badgers with Knives: On being back...
http://badgerswithknives.blogspot.com/2012/10/on-being-back.html
So here I am. In America. Eating American foods and donning my sports related sweatshirts outside of the house. I'm taking showers behind full screen doors and washing my hands under mixer taps. I'm driving on the right to Target to buy things that are reasonably priced. I'm here, in America, and it's. weird. Being in America is kind of like dealing with your friend's cousin Vinnie, “Whadda want? Whadeva you want, we got it.”. 8220;I'll have the bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich please.”. 8220;Just bacon, ...
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Badgers with Knives: While I'm waiting...
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As expected, it didn't really take me long to readjust to life back in the States. It's been three weeks and part of me feels like I never left at all. The UK? While I wait patiently (*scoff*) for our lives to once again be settled, I try to keep myself entertained as best I can. I'd like to add that my entertainment thus far as added around 5-10 lbs to my waistline. Thank you America. Here are some photos from the last few weeks because, you know, that's all I got for now. This was taken this past week ...
