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(slightly) less cynical: May 2009
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Thursday, May 28, 2009. Sleep deprived ramblings for fun and blog post material. I find it hard to believe -" my wife stated lazily from the chair, tandem-nursing the twins at around 2 in the morning, "- that they can eat an entire firetruck.". Links to this post. Tuesday, May 26, 2009. The relativity of root vegetables. Your muscles will adapt nicely until the weight isn't a big deal. Go pick up your potatoes. Your potatoes are going to feel like they've doubled in mass and seem at least twice as old.
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(slightly) less cynical: July 2009
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009. My name is Eric, and I am a youtube subscribaholic. Since creating a youtube. Account at the end of October 2006, and subsequently had Big Brother. Track my every move, I've apparently viewed 10,872 videos. When I try and find the average video length, I get articles from 2006 stating the average is about 2 minutes, but I think things have. I've watched 22.5 days of youtube. Serendipitous fact of awesomeness: According to dayssince. 1 I am subscribed to 34 youtube. Opening monol...
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(slightly) less cynical: March 2010
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Friday, March 19, 2010. Bedtime stalling, part eleventy seven. I don't want to go to bed.". Well, it's time for bed.". I'm afraid of monsters that are real! Since you know they aren't real, that means you aren't afraid.". Um I'm afraid of the bad guys.". There aren't any bad guys in our house.". I'm afraid of the bad guys from grammie's house! There are bad guys there? The bad guys are in the sky. and they fly in and out.". I don't think so.". Years ago they were at grammie's house.". Links to this post.
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(slightly) less cynical: April 2010
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Sunday, April 18, 2010. The other night, after Quinn's screaming woke Juliette up, a novel thing happened: Juliette allowed me to rock her back to sleep despite my non-mommy status. She lay there quietly staring at me, then she yawned. This of course triggered me into yawning. She obviously thought this amusing, as she immediately stretched her mouth wide, tongue protruding. I figured she was attempting a fake yawn, which of course got me thinking about yawning, which made me yawn. For Kids in the Capital.
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(slightly) less cynical: September 2009
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Monday, September 21, 2009. 2:50am: The drama queen wakes up, she's screaming, super starving; why isn't mommy feeding her already? I plod in and reswaddle her, Lara follows and sits in the chair to nurse Juliette. Okay, go ahead! I let her pass. 3:35am: Quinn, from the playpen at the base of our bed, practices his new habit of screeching. Is he happy? Hungry. Lara gets up out of bed and asks "Can you hand him to me? She pauses, then returns to the glider to feed Quinn. Links to this post.
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(slightly) less cynical: November 2009
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Friday, November 13, 2009. Good thing he's not self-conscious. At a recent birthday party, Kiernan announced "I meedta do to the bathroom! Upon discovering the powder room was occupied, we decided to wait. Then another kid announced they had to go. We were told by the parents of the birthday boy to feel free to go to the upstairs washroom. I'll show you where it is! Declared the birthday boy's older sister. That's okay, I know where-" I trailed off as the four year old was already halfway up the stairs.
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(slightly) less cynical: September 2010
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Monday, September 6, 2010. Sort of a "boyoing", I suppose? What sound does caffeine make daddy? You said caffeine wakes you and mommy up.". Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). My life, my overexposure to kids' tv shows, and the hilarious stuff my kids will inevitably say which I will forget if it's not immediately recorded for the world to see. Kids in the Capital. Lara Wellman, social media strategist and coach extraordinaire. Shelfari: Book reviews on your book blog. You totally care about.
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(slightly) less cynical: January 2010
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Monday, January 18, 2010. Open Letter to Apple. Your iPod Touch is so simple, even a child could use it. My 3-year old, who has not yet learned to read, can hit the power button, slide his finger across the screen, intuitively dragging the arrow button and unlocking the device. He can then flick left to right through pages of my apps. He can then push and hold his finger on the screen just a little. His little fingers are the perfect. Links to this post. Friday, January 15, 2010. Je suis finis mes patates.
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(slightly) less cynical: 4:57pm: one more hour
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Sunday, August 8, 2010. 4:57pm: one more hour. Scratch that, all they need is tantrums. My life, my overexposure to kids' tv shows, and the hilarious stuff my kids will inevitably say which I will forget if it's not immediately recorded for the world to see. Kids in the Capital. Lara Wellman, social media strategist and coach extraordinaire. Shelfari: Book reviews on your book blog. You totally care about. Poker blah blah blah. Slightly) more bathroom stories. Like a soap dispenser? 4:57pm: one more hour.
