piggesblog.blogspot.com
The Smoking Jacket: HOSING AMERICANS – OPEN LETTER TO IRVING OIL
http://piggesblog.blogspot.com/2012/01/hosing-americans-open-letter-to-irving.html
If life gives you lemons, make a sidecar. Saturday, January 21, 2012. HOSING AMERICANS – OPEN LETTER TO IRVING OIL. New Brunswick, Canada. I've been keeping running notes of this morning's calamity. I intend to send it to every paper in the state, my twitter tweeps and my 300 email addresses. Driver arrived at 8:20 and I asked him what time he starts: "6:00", said he. How many delivs this am, "one, in Ossipee.". Have you been to Effingham? He then filled the tank but didn't have the right size wrench to ...
miraclejones.blogspot.com
This Rocketship Will Crash
http://miraclejones.blogspot.com/2010/12/gene-smoke-i-learned-everything-i-know.html
This Rocketship Will Crash. Stories by Miracle Jones: miraclejones@fictioncircus.com. I learned everything I know about becoming irresistible to women from this Russian gangster named Bad Dima one night before they deported him to Petrograd. Bad Dima drank nothing but straight tequila, and he settled his tab every night in cash – a big wad of cold, stiff twenty dollar bills – overtipping anywhere from 30 to 40%, even when he was in a foul mood. He made it a point to learn the names and histories of every...
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