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The Unexpected Housewife: January 2012
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Sunday, January 1, 2012. So now that I know everything there is to know about rearing a child, keeping house and being an obedient wife I thought it was my duty to revive this blog and share my knowledge with the world. Strap on your strap ons folks. Posted by The Unexpected Housewife. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Subscribe To The Unexpected Housewife. Check out these other blogs. The BNAC Music Blog.
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The Unexpected Housewife: From the "Does that really work" file
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009. From the "Does that really work" file. I have been hearing all over the place that you can re-grow green onions. After you cut the white part with the root off you throw it in a glass of water and it will regenerate. I tried it out and it does, in fact, work. Posted by The Unexpected Housewife. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Finally getting some use out of those Wedding Gift. From the Does that really work file. Subscribe To The Unexpected Housewife.
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The Unexpected Housewife: Welcome Back
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Thursday, October 15, 2009. Yes, I have not written here is a very very long time. But who really cares? No one. So instead of acting like I have to apologize to the phantom reader out there, I will just start this thing up again. I may stop tomorrow, I may write every day for the rest of the year. It doesn't really matter. Posted by The Unexpected Housewife. I have this thing called bloglovin and it sends me emails on blogs when they are posted. so im reading. October 22, 2009 at 2:29 PM.
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The Unexpected Housewife: Finally getting some use out of those Wedding Gifts.
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009. Finally getting some use out of those Wedding Gifts. 1 Give gift receipts when possible. 2 Never get someone something to decorate their home unless you have been in the home and can select something that fits with the decor they have already chosen. 3 Sex acts as gifts are almost always inappropriate. That's it. Simple enough. Posted by The Unexpected Housewife. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Finally getting some use out of those Wedding Gift.
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The Unexpected Housewife: She's Back
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Sunday, January 1, 2012. So now that I know everything there is to know about rearing a child, keeping house and being an obedient wife I thought it was my duty to revive this blog and share my knowledge with the world. Strap on your strap ons folks. Posted by The Unexpected Housewife. Hi I’m Heather! Please email me when you get a chance! I have a question about your blog. HeatherVonsj(at)gmail(dot)com. April 2, 2012 at 11:59 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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The Unexpected Housewife: April 2009
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Thursday, April 30, 2009. Inspired by earth day articles touting the glory of going vegan I decided to make this delicious vegan chocolate cake. The recipe has been passed down to me from my mother in law. I considered keeping it a secret but this cake is too good not to share! The cinnamon sugar on top creates a crust that accentuates the moist fluffy cake underneath. 2 1/2 cups flour. 1 1/2 cups sugar. 2 teaspoons baking soda. 2/3 cup canola oil/ veg. oil. 1 tablespoon vanilla extract. Subscribe to: Po...
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The Unexpected Housewife: July 2009
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Wednesday, July 8, 2009. Finally getting some use out of those Wedding Gifts. 1 Give gift receipts when possible. 2 Never get someone something to decorate their home unless you have been in the home and can select something that fits with the decor they have already chosen. 3 Sex acts as gifts are almost always inappropriate. That's it. Simple enough. Posted by The Unexpected Housewife. From the "Does that really work" file. I have been hearing all over the place that you can re-grow green onions. A...
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The Unexpected Housewife: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009. Best Sandwich in the world! Inspired by Fatty's Cafe. In Astoria, the Chavorrayo. . I have been craving this since I moved out of New York, now I am whipping up my own "Chav's" on a regular basis. . Loaf of Crusty bread. Garlic aioli (recipe below). Just season the chicken breasts with salt and pepper and cook them however you want. For the garlic aioli . 3 cloves of garlic chopped. 1 tbsp. lemon juice. 1 tbsp. fresh chopped parsley. Couple turns of pepper. 1/2 cup olive oil.
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The Unexpected Housewife: May 2009
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Thursday, May 28, 2009. Home Made Household Cleaners. I have been meaning to make my own household cleaners for a while and today is the day. Yes, I am in it for the green reasons, reduces waste, chemical free etc. but I am also in it for the cost saving factor and the smell. My nose hairs have been burt from a good bathroom cleaning. Vinyl Floor Cleaner- 1 cup white vinegar, 1 gallon warm water. Wood Floor Cleaner- 1/2 cup vinegar, 1 gallon water. Scrub Powder (Commet)- baking soda. Orges are like Onions.
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The Unexpected Housewife: March 2009
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009. The First Ever Unexpected Housewife Contest! Do you want to come for dinner with The Unexpected Housewife? Now is your chance. The lucky winner and a guest will be treated to a home cooked Housewife meal. After the meal the guest will be asked to review the dishes and I will post the review right here for you to read. How narcissistic can I get! Leave a comment telling me about your favorite foods and a food you would like to try. Winners will be announced on this blog on 4-07-09.