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Southern Underpants: How to Talk to Women 101 - A Lesson in Compliments and General Observations
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Friday, March 18, 2011. How to Talk to Women 101 - A Lesson in Compliments and General Observations. I have nothing else to say so, let's dive right in, shall we? 1 "When are you due? You never ever ever ever. Any period between conception and birth especially if you don't know the person. Otherwise you have the awkward possibility of having the following (true. as in this happened to a friend of mine recently) conversation:. When are you due? Is pregnant but are you really sure who it is? This is the ex...
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Southern Underpants: June 2011
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Monday, June 27, 2011. The Steady Decline of Society. Ok, before you get too up in arms about this let me just say I always wear my seat belt. Here in Georgia, and in most states it is a law. Helmets as well as seat belts kind of fall into the "well, if you're not hurting anyone else we sure as hell don't care what happens to you" category. Unless you become a flying projectile, you're not going to hurt too many other. 4 On-ramp Traffic Lights. You have to be going "zoom zoom! Before you get there, too o...
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Southern Underpants: Grey Matters
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Saturday, June 23, 2012. I want to take a brief moment to talk about "Fifty Shades of Grey". I die a little inside every time someone buys one but hey, I'm not one to judge. At least people still know how to read, and that is an accomplishment in this day and age, truthfully. It is astounding. What this says to me more than anything else is that there are a lot. Of horny housewives out there. It Comparatively speaking, of course. It was and could I help her find a copy of "Fifty Shades of Grey"? Not ever...
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Southern Underpants: Weirdness (maybe) to come
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Thursday, April 25, 2013. Weirdness (maybe) to come. Oh, I promise I will post something soon. That's not a threat. It's a promise. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Moar crack, plz. My Thoughts On Recent Events (AKA, I'm bored and have nothing better to do). Stuff I Like to Look At and Stuff. Hyperbole and a Half. Mike Bookseller.it's funny because it's true. My Live Journal that I Use Occasionally. View my complete profile. Weirdness (maybe) to come.
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Southern Underpants: Optimism vs. Pessimism vs. Realism - NOW WITH (unrelated) ILLUSTRATIONS!
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Saturday, November 20, 2010. Optimism vs. Pessimism vs. Realism - NOW WITH (unrelated) ILLUSTRATIONS! So, I've been told that I am a very pessimistic person and I resent that because I like to think of my pessimism as realism. And realism often gets labeled as pessimism which is hardly fair. Though honestly I tend to take my realism with a chaser of pessimism from time to time. Suppose you're pouring beer into. The glass and you stop half way. Wouldn't the glass be half full? And little Johnny says, "Why?
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Southern Underpants: The Philosophy of Ritz
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Monday, October 25, 2010. The Philosophy of Ritz. You may ask. Well, no. The Ritz could do nothing to ever improve the taste of poo. I think that Nabisco is really setting themselves up for litigation here because what if some idiot (and there are a lot of those about) decides to take that advertisement literally and says to himself, "Excellent! This broken glass will taste excellent on this Ritz! And then he sues Nabisco because he has some slight internal bleeding? What about ice cream? It would have t...
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Southern Underpants: September 2011
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Monday, September 12, 2011. So, I'm sitting in class today actively paying attention (if you can believe it! Now, ignoring the question of where they got the kids to pose for this picture (did their parents know it was a childhood obesity ad? Some poor mom was probably telling her friends her little Hercules was going to be on a billboard in downtown Atlanta! Well, it's not because they're fat. It's because they're on a billboard for it. We want you to grow up to look like Jaslene Gonzalez. Seriously, it...
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Southern Underpants: Or not
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Thursday, April 25, 2013. So, apparently Blogger can't seem to figure out how to let people post photos anymore so disregard the previous post. There will be nothing serious on here after all. HAHAHAHA! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Moar crack, plz. Stuff I Like to Look At and Stuff. Hyperbole and a Half. Mike Bookseller.it's funny because it's true. My Live Journal that I Use Occasionally. View my complete profile. Weirdness (maybe) to come.
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Southern Underpants: March 2011
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011. On Tanning, Panties, Belching, and Peeing in the Shower. I started thinking about this the other night when a friend of mine made a comment about peeing in the shower. I was shocked to discover that a great many people do not feel that it is appropriate to pee in the shower. This confuses me for several reasons. The first reason is this: it's your shower (hopefully) who cares if you pee in it? Secondly, aren't you going to clean your shower? She exclaimed. "Why? Just hold it in?
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