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Edna's Pretentious Blog: July 2008

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First day in Toronto. Bought: underwear, pyjamas, hair products. Accidentally dyed blue/weird gray in laundry: scarf, t-shirt, cardigan. Oh shee-it. I would be the worst Boy Scout ever. Screw you, MS Word. Mojito IS a word. I don't care what your goddamn dictionary says. I don't remember what 'my movie' is. Huh," I say, mostly to myself. Has anybody else noticed how going down the six-or-so sets of stairs to the platform feels like you're going to hell? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Screw you, MS Word.

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Edna's Pretentious Blog: December 2008

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Dear Messieurs Straight Lines. I appreciate your helpfulness today but as of very recently, in this last panel, you have become nothing short of a nuisance to me. I would be in your debt should you choose to cooperate with me now. Elsewise I will have no other option than to terminate you permanently, and considering both our circumstances, this would be unfavourable for both you, and myself. I was born this way. I have some of the unfunniest genes and attributes around. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Edna's Pretentious Blog: les lignes

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Dear Messieurs Straight Lines. I appreciate your helpfulness today but as of very recently, in this last panel, you have become nothing short of a nuisance to me. I would be in your debt should you choose to cooperate with me now. Elsewise I will have no other option than to terminate you permanently, and considering both our circumstances, this would be unfavourable for both you, and myself. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Art you need to see. Elektro dansing - 09/2008.

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Edna's Pretentious Blog: September 2008

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Friday I was carrying a croissant in a clear plastic bag as I walked from school to my mom's office. I was thinking about eating it when I passed by a homeless person sitting in our school field, and thought instead, wouldn't a good person give their croissant to a homeless person? Imagination replaces guilt. An artist, all right. From a Promise to a Threat. Anyways, I'm looking at applications for a Master of Arts in Journalism at Columbia University and all this reality just came crashing down on me&#4...

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Lost in Nebula: ABSENCE

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Mi gatita, qué chingó te quedó el dibujo. Los colores que usaste me hacen recordar sabores de chicles que comía cuando tenía cinco años. Suscribirse a: Comentarios de la entrada (Atom). 02/27 - 03/06 (2). 01/23 - 01/30 (1). 01/09 - 01/16 (1). 11/14 - 11/21 (1). 10/31 - 11/07 (1). 10/10 - 10/17 (1). 10/12 - 10/19 (1). 10/05 - 10/12 (1). 08/31 - 09/07 (1). 08/24 - 08/31 (1). 08/17 - 08/24 (1). 06/22 - 06/29 (1). 06/08 - 06/15 (1). 04/27 - 05/04 (5). BLOG DE MI ESPOSO.

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Edna's Pretentious Blog

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So I was all like, "I haven't blogged in a long time. I wonder why.". And then my brain was like, "Duh. It's because nobody reads this crap. Why else? Then I was like, "Wow, I must be so wasted.". Who knows where to download XRumer 5.0 Palladium? Help, please. All recommend this program to effectively advertise on the Internet, this is the best program! November 22, 2009 at 9:59 AM. Check out this list of the top ten most pretentious indie music videos http:/ mog.com/MOG Features/blog/1760560.

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Edna's Pretentious Blog: November 2008

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So I have a new Macbook Pro. I'm going to tell you some of the things I love about my Macbook Pro. It is a lot prettier than my old one. In every way possible. It is a laptop, and just so much nicer and more fun. It's a little hard to get used to so far, but it is also ultra-bitchin'. 253 GHz, GeForce 8600 GT graphics card and 250 GB hard drive. It's a big step up. You have no idea. 160;It comes installed with HELVETICA. This is only awesome if you're awesome and into fonts like I am. Art you need to see.

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Edna's Pretentious Blog: October 2008

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I want to find somebody who wants a boy for a girlfriend. This wouldn't be a problem if I were a lesbian. But it turns out life works in mysterious ways, and I'm not. I think my best bets are bi- or pansexuals, or extremely confused gay men. It's the new philosophy. Like Machiavellism. Except Malkovichism. Followers of John Malkovich. Living lives in fervent support of the death penalty and speaking in soft girly dulcet tones. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Art you need to see.

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Edna's Pretentious Blog: August 2008

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May I have your attention please? Earlier this week, I had little else to do and so I was. Thinking refelctively about how nobody listens to me or cares what I have to say. Then I started listening to myself (including reading old hidden journal entries on. So to the people who listen to me, thanks, and I. Am impressed with you for continuing to do so. And to the people who don't, good idea. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). May I have your attention please? View my complete profile. Art you need to see.