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Ink Slingin': Slingin' Some Ink
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October 28, 2016. Lest you think I only write about homeless animals and my delinquent offspring, I've decided that being a writer might mean I should share other stuff I've written. Now while that thought fills me with a panic normally reserved for terminal illness diagnoses and career ending pink slips, it's time to suck it the hell up and just do it already. I peppered him with questions; Had he known them well? Kind of. Not really. Did he live close? Yeah but they were dead long before they were foun...
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Ink Slingin': It's Both Over and Just Begun
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July 8, 2016. It's Both Over and Just Begun. Who survived planning her own wedding? And that's all well and good but when you hear what a cluster fuck everything up until the ceremony started was, you'll be all whoa, Amanda, you're my hero. And a little insane. Cut to the week of our wedding. It's raining. And forecast to rain all through the week into our wedding day. All venues are outdoors. You see what's coming here? Do ya think there was a canopy to be rented in the entire Omaha metro area? The rece...
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Ink Slingin': Not Gonna Work On Me, Pal
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December 16, 2016. Not Gonna Work On Me, Pal. I suspect Facebook's On This Day feature is trying to make me nostalgic for the days when my kids were little. Unfortunately for Facebook, I'm not that mom so On This Day helped me come up with a list of why I prefer having older kids. OTD reminded me of the time Aidan called Asher a bastard. And the time Asher screamed out that his d! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Im Talkin To You. Got Me Hate Mail. Im Doing It To Myself. I Dont Get It. 2016 Simple the...
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Ink Slingin': Bridezilla
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February 12, 2016. The term should be "going bridal" not postal. I'm on the verge, folks. It's not funny anymore. We want a 15 minute ceremony and a bonfire party afterward. It's not Westminster Abbey. A few lights and something pretty at the alter. That's it. So we find an outdoor venue, which only required the aligning of three planets and the placental blood of a virgin East African rhino. No big. Now we need it somewhat decorated. Enter the Decor Bandit. This bitch charges a $500 flat rate. This is h...
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Ink Slingin': Cox Made Me Do It
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October 5, 2016. Cox Made Me Do It. If I go absolutely bat shit crazy, it's all Cox Communication's fault. Oh my fucking gawd, y'all! We returned our cable modem because we bought our own. Turn in their modem, cancel the monthly rental fee, manage our own modem. Should be pretty simple, right? You wish. Again, you don't care but we wish. Within an hour I have this pop up on my browser. Interrupting some hard core Pinteresting, I might add. This is the point when a real person gets on the phone. So, as yo...
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Ink Slingin': I'm... God Help Me... Old
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September 20, 2016. I'm God Help Me. Old. These are the lyrics;. Baby pull me closer, in the backseat of your Rover, that I know you can't afford, bite that tattoo on your shoulder, pull the sheet right off the corner, of the mattress that you stole, from your roommate back in Boulder, we ain't ever getting older. Now, if you haven't heard the song, you're thinking what the actual fuck right about now. Is this a bunch of trendy lingo my old ass doesn't get? Is that what they're calling sex now days?
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Ink Slingin': Up or Down
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September 29, 2016. Most houses in which males and females cohabitate, a familiar fight is fought. That fight is always caused by the male. *my blog, my opinion wins*. I'm referring to trying to get the male of the species to put the damn toilet seat down already! Only I have the opposite problem. I can't get the boys to lift the seat up. I'd be thrilled to put the seat down in my house. Anything to avoid wiping the damn toilet seat that they left down and proceeded to pee all over. Im Talkin To You.
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Ink Slingin': I'm Doing It To Myself
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December 22, 2016. I'm Doing It To Myself. You'll remember when I started this running nonsense. I never really thought it'd stick but here we are six years later and yesterday I ran three miles. On the dreadmill. I tell you that because if you've ever had the. Misfortune to run on a treadmill it's fucking terrible. So, give me some damn credit and Yay, me, right? I can't say for sure but on Jan 2, I'm starting a six week cross fit challenge complete with weigh in and a meal plan. What is wrong with me?
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Ink Slingin': That's What I Get
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October 29, 2016. That's What I Get. For trying to make people like me. Lesson learned; don't try to make people like you. Here's my Facebook post that morning. October 28, 2015 at 8:06am. I just wanted to show a little school spirit, fit in, for Pink Out. Yeah, after nearly blinding myself with pink false eyelashes and attempting to spray pink stripes into my hair, I now know the meaning of physical comedy. Also, failure. The morning of Pink Out comes and I sit down to do my hair. How hard can it be?
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Ink Slingin': Genius
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December 13, 2016. Elf on a Shelf. motha fucka, please! Europe has a Christmas Devil, a demon who shows up with St Nick and takes the bad kids back to Hell with him. They wish coal in their stocking was the worst that could happen. He takes the bad kids to Hell! I'm not even making this shit up, go ahead and google it, I'll wait. Leave it to the fucking Germans to come up with this schtick and share it with the European continent. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Im Talkin To You. Got Me Hate Mail.
