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FAINT HEART NEVER WON A FAIR LADY | shobanes

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FAINT HEART NEVER WON A FAIR LADY. October 8, 2014. It’s hard to let go of someone you love. Especially when it turns out to you that she loves someone else more than she does you. Lots of thoughts creep into you. She tells you she loves you but…….and leaves it at that. And she may add the phrase ‘Its not about you’. And it hurts. Gnaws at you every time you scroll down your gadget and come across her name. She rarely calls. And when she does its a 1 min Hi-you-good? Every man comes through this at one p...

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Of Africans and National Prayer days. | shobanes

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Of Africans and National Prayer days. May 28, 2015. Kenya is an interesting country. All these are happening under our very eyes. But to us its a way of life. We have accepted it, we have embraced them. But we are African. We rejoice when things go wrong. Because that means your company will get a tender. As you chill in your swanky house talking about, ‘Hawa ni wale wale. Hapa nikienda nimwage pesa, hii maneno haitakuwa Kwa news ya saa saba’. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Of Holid...

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All posts by shobanes. Of Africans and National Prayer days. May 28, 2015. Kenya is an interesting country. All these are happening under our very eyes. But to us its a way of life. We have accepted it, we have embraced them. But we are African. We rejoice when things go wrong. Because that means your company will get a tender. As you chill in your swanky house talking about, ‘Hawa ni wale wale. Hapa nikienda nimwage pesa, hii maneno haitakuwa Kwa news ya saa saba’. May 12, 2015. Man twende tutafute dish...

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THING WITH LIFE IS, YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU ARE SMART. UNTIL IT HITS YOU THAT YOU JUST GOT CONNED. | shobanes

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THING WITH LIFE IS, YOU ALWAYS THINK YOU ARE SMART. UNTIL IT HITS YOU THAT YOU JUST GOT CONNED. January 8, 2015. So, I’ve been seeing a lot of posts nowadays regarding the new scams in town. And I must say that I die a little bit inside because on every post, there is a self righteous person who will always pull the ‘You were greedy card. That’s why’, or ‘don’t talk to strangers’ card. Him: Kijana huwa una soma gazeti? Me: Eeeh…kwa nini? Him: Ulisoma ya Jana? Me: Hapana. Kwa nini? He answers in the affir...

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Of Holidays In Diani, Instagram models and New Money Sponsorships. | shobanes

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Of Holidays In Diani, Instagram models and New Money Sponsorships. May 4, 2015. So jana when I talked about people investing chums from their sponsors, someone said something very interesting. ‘Sponsored people don’t invest. Theirs is a trickle down effect’. I believe it was Moses Munene M’Kuciana. Which had me thinking. This is true on so many levels. Months go by, and on one fine afternoon, a forty something year old lady walks into his shop looking to buy a hat. Or a dress that she saw on his Face...

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THE INCINERATOR. | shobanes

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October 13, 2014. Last year, I crafted an incinerator and installed it in my house. And unto the paramount question of just why anyone would do that, a single answer suffices: lingerie. Lots of them. Left strategically by those stray vixens I tend to attract to my premises. Some leave them in the bathroom. Others prefer to hide them amongst my clothes in the wardrobes. Except that I don’t believe that I’m taken. Another one came across some lace panties that yet another vixen had left behind. She wen...

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I wish most Kenyan businesses understood what the customer really wants. | shobanes

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I wish most Kenyan businesses understood what the customer really wants. May 12, 2015. Today I saw an online discussion between two of my friends. One Kabuga Mwangi and Healthy Chef Kahonge. And I thought I should write down a small piece about my two cents. See…Malls are bloody expensive to build. And the money must be recouped. So renting space is bloody expensive for a small or mid sized business. And this leads to a common mistake. Mediocrity and aloofness. Sales rep with zero grasp of the products t...

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Let’s blunt up and pimp the chapos. Another munchies story without a cownapping incidence | shobanes

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Let’s blunt up and pimp the chapos. Another munchies story without a cownapping incidence. May 12, 2015. Manze talking of kukatiwa katiwa chapo in the kitchen kwa kibanda. I’ve just remembered this one time back in campus me and my room mate smoked some good kush. Okay. I really don’t know whether it really was good ama ni juu nilikuwa starter. Anyway, so we pimp, eat and go back to watching telly. We really don’t know what was happening but it was interesting. 8216;Oya. Niongezee chipo’. I never knew of...