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Not About Delino DeShields: Guy with a Hole in His Head and his Friend
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Not About Delino DeShields. Saturday, October 25, 2014. Guy with a Hole in His Head and his Friend. Friend of Guy with a Hole in his Head. A fucking parking ticket? Jesus - I need that like a need a hole in the head. Guy with a Hole in his Head:. Friend of Guy with a Hole in his Head. Forgot. I mean, ya know, I need that like I need, uh, Parkinson's Disease. Guy with a Hole in his Head:. Come on man, I was diagnosed with Parkinson's last week. We talked about this. Friend of Guy with a Hole in his Head:.
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Not About Delino DeShields: October 2013
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Not About Delino DeShields. Saturday, October 19, 2013. Scene from J. Crew. Hey man, you find everything you were looking for? Actually I was looking for this pink gingham shirt in a size small, but I don't see any. Sorry about that man, I'll go check in the back. J Crew Employee heads to the back storage room]. Not "Sir" but "man"! I've still got it - I'm young, I'm hip! No, no, we'll go to Glasslands - much younger! J Crew Employee's Inner Monologue:. Here you go, man. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Not About Delino DeShields: Dan's True Stories: L.A. Edition
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Not About Delino DeShields. Thursday, May 08, 2014. Dan's True Stories: L.A. Edition. I'm stewing in the apartment alone when I see on Instagram that a guy who went to my school only for senior year - an Alpha-male star basketball player who I barely knew - is having a sale of his swimsuit line in Orange County, a 1.5 hr drive in weekend traffic. Fuck it, anything for a little human contact! He has a look of "I don't remember this guy at all," but says "Riiiight! Crazy seeing you here, Dan.". Ooooh we're...
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Not About Delino DeShields: Guy who buys plane tickets just to go to the airport sushi bar
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Not About Delino DeShields. Tuesday, August 26, 2014. Guy who buys plane tickets just to go to the airport sushi bar. Announcer: Final boarding call for flight 273 to Los Angeles. the gate has closed for flight 273, there will be no more boarding. Guy At Sushi Bar (jokingly): Whoops, looks like I missed my flight! Guy At Sushi Bar and Sushi Chef share a laugh]. Guy At Sushi Bar: Another three yellowtails, my friend. Sushi Chef: Wait - Los Angeles? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). It Was All a Meme.
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Not About Delino DeShields: Rep. Fred Upton's reaction to the Kate Upton nude photo hack
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Not About Delino DeShields. Tuesday, September 02, 2014. Rep Fred Upton's reaction to the Kate Upton nude photo hack. To reporters): This is OUTRAGEOUS! That my niece would have her privacy VIOLATED like this? I'll find the monsters who did this and bring them to justice. Later, when no one else is in the office]. Pulls up the Upton pix]. To himself, dick in his hands): Look at the jugs on that girl. If it's wrong to want to bone your niece, I don't wanna be riiiiight! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Not About Delino DeShields: July 2014
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Not About Delino DeShields. Saturday, July 12, 2014. Bros at the Statue of Liberty. Bro #1: Dude, what's the big deal with her. She's like a 2. Bro #2: Come on bro, she like brought liberty to all these people and shit. Bro #1: Fine, mayyybe I'll give her a 3. Definitely not a 4. What a dog. They should re-make that shit as Kate Upton. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Just This Exclamation Point. It Was All a Meme. Not About Marquis Grissom. My Neck My Blog. Stop Shaking the Baby. The Delino Factor for Kids.
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Not About Delino DeShields: August 2014
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Not About Delino DeShields. Tuesday, August 26, 2014. Guy who buys plane tickets just to go to the airport sushi bar. Announcer: Final boarding call for flight 273 to Los Angeles. the gate has closed for flight 273, there will be no more boarding. Guy At Sushi Bar (jokingly): Whoops, looks like I missed my flight! Guy At Sushi Bar and Sushi Chef share a laugh]. Guy At Sushi Bar: Another three yellowtails, my friend. Sushi Chef: Wait - Los Angeles? Wednesday, August 20, 2014. Maybe they don't know I'm a r...
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Not About Delino DeShields: December 2013
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Not About Delino DeShields. Saturday, December 14, 2013. SingularityBro at a New Year's Party to ring in 2002. So cool that this year's a palindrome! The last one we'll see in our lifetime. Yeah, it's crazy! Maybe the last one you'll see in your lifetime, you dumbass! When the singularity comes ten years from now, only visionaries like me will be able to take advantage of it. And I'll live FOREVER! 2112, 2222, fucking 3333 - I'll see 'em all! Since it's our last palindrome year, let's make it special.
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Not About Delino DeShields: Ebola Patient Halloween
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Not About Delino DeShields. Thursday, October 30, 2014. Doctor: Good news, Brad! You don't have Ebola anymore! I want to see my girlfriend, my family, my dog! Doctor: . you have E-BOOOOOO-la! Are you fucking kidding me? Doctor: Nope. In fact your quaran-scream just got extended another 21 days. But don't worry, the cafeteria has Macabre and Cheese all week! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Just This Exclamation Point. It Was All a Meme. Not About Marquis Grissom. My Neck My Blog. Stop Shaking the Baby.
