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Beer Cannes: the world that drove joaquin phoenix crazy
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The world that drove joaquin phoenix crazy. Because somewhere along the way mischevious bastards like bart simpson became "awesome" while kick ass dudes and stand up guys like ned flanders became "lame" and passe. And that is some bullshit that would drive a sensitive soul crazy. George Will's colulmn in last week's Newsweek was pretty good - a spring training baseball warm-up quiz. Click here. April 9, 2009 at 10:50 PM. April 9, 2009 at 10:51 PM. April 10, 2009 at 10:43 PM. The greatest shit in the world.
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Beer Cannes: tommorow will be our one year anniversary: yeah us!
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Tommorow will be our one year anniversary: yeah us! Soin honor of our first full year on air, and in a little better attempt to let you know from whence the beer cannes spawned, i have taken the time to fill out this inquisition and i urge all of my readers with blogs to do the same.i will be on the lookout. What is the first film you ever saw? What is your favorite film of all time? What is your favorite line in a film? Fuck you jobu.i'll do it myself. (major league). Aaron katz and olivier assayas make...
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Beer Cannes: the chronicles of buzz cheeseman
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The chronicles of buzz cheeseman. Buzz cheeseman is the coolest person in the world that ever was or ever will be. he is immortal, like the highlander, yet has found an amazing way to mentally dupe all those around him into seeing an middle aged, slightly old guy. he is pretty stealthy like that. And the true heroics of his actions shall be revealed one per day here. The only place large enough to handle a legend such as this. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The greatest shit in the world. 050809 (50...
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Beer Cannes: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Honestly, what is the signature moment that points to the essence of the quintessential coen brothers opinion on life? Wrong fuck the coens for being vain, derivative, and simplistically dull.pretty much the complete opposite of paul thomas anderson. His work is intense, but it is also intensely life affirming. Life is full.not empty. and that is why i will always believe that the oscar should have gone to there will be blood, the apex of recent cinem...Perso...
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Beer Cannes: the new version of the dark side of the moon lazer light show at the planetarium
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The new version of the dark side of the moon lazer light show at the planetarium. But what i can't figure out is, "why? I mean, do the general public just not care about good stories or interesting characters? Are people on drugs? And i don't blame them for that. i don't blame hollywood or the olive garden or the conglomerates that own and operate them. in fact, i don't blame them at all because if i can sell you an inferior product, why should i be expected to make it better? So my boycott of the megapl...
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Beer Cannes: only in america...
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Only in america could an untimely death and a few catchy tunes get someone off the hook for being a repeat offending child molester. Only in america could two selfish fuckfaces blessed with eight little miracles exploit the shit out of their kids and themselves and still go on television in an attempt to elicit my sympathies because they fucked up their lives. Only in america could spencer and heidi exist. Only in america could michael bay robot movies get sequels. June 29, 2009 at 10:45 PM. Loading your...
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Beer Cannes: confucius says that a man who stands on a toilet is high on pot
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Confucius says that a man who stands on a toilet is high on pot. And one of the saddest things about our society is that we long ago set up a way of being that allows for this sort of anti-social darwinism. these days, not only do we attempt to teach people to fish, but our infrastructure allows for those unwilling to learn to be taken care of by the greater collective as a whole. Empathy is a dangerous opiate that plays tricks on our humanity and ends up just cutting holes into the fabric of our society...
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Beer Cannes: jim jarmusch has big brass balls
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Jim jarmusch has big brass balls. Jim jarmusch's new film, the limits of control, does end up going somewhere, sort of. And this world is so engrossing that one can't help but fall under its hypnotic spell, once we quit worrying about silly questions like, "what is happening? The joke: what kind of cigarettes do dirty hippies smoke? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The greatest shit in the world. A child of marx and coca-cola, i drink your milkshake because i am gangster. View my complete profile.
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Beer Cannes: jason reitman has clearly never had to work for anything, corporate fucking robot!
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Jason reitman has clearly never had to work for anything, corporate fucking robot! Up in the air positions itself in a world where the only loyalty left is the loyalty between companies(corporations)and their consumers. in this world people will fuck you over time and again, but it's okay because you can jump line by becoming a loyal customer of any random service. c'mon, really? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The greatest shit in the world. View my complete profile. Beer cannes on twitter. 170609 r...
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Beer Cannes: the best of...
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The best television is competition, pure i'm better than you type of shit. football, racing, american idol.all of them simply call for the human spirit to rise up and give its wholehearted best like rocky and apollo duking it out at the end of three in that dingy little gym. The best high comes from breathing in the air from all over god's greenness. The best parties are ones without dress codes. And the best you is in how you relate to the moment around you. do you feel it? Shane M. White. But seriously...
