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March | 2013 | Fat Chicken
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Where fitness and farming and fandom collide. My gardening season officially opened this past Friday with a seed purchase that included winter squash (Waltham butternut) bush beans (Contender) pumpkin (sugar pie) cukes (Marketmore and Homemade Pickles) Romaine (Cos and Garnet Rose), popcorn (Robust) stevia and Quinoa (Brightest Brilliant Rainbow). I need Cognac and stinky tofu to make this? Or in my greenhouse (read: the living room) going, Whaaat? I need to start stevia indoors? Step Three: Mix your sta...
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FAST, CHEAP, AND EASY | Fat Chicken
https://fatchickenfitness.wordpress.com/2013/02/09/fast-cheap-and-easy
Where fitness and farming and fandom collide. Laquo; Well, Poo. 20 Things We Need to Bring Back! FAST, CHEAP, AND EASY. So, bizarrely, suddenly, I hate to cook. I’ve always. Cooking, and have prided myself on making healthy, tasty meals that were also fast, cheap and easy (Hah! Not what you were expecting from that title, am I right? Now, I face the kitchen with an overwhelming sense of meh and a good bit of mental foot-stomping. I don’t wanna cook, I don’t wanna! How do you battle the kitchen blues?
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Live from New York it’s the Fat Chicken blog! | Fat Chicken
https://fatchickenfitness.wordpress.com/2013/01/26/live-from-new-york-its-the-fat-chicken-blog?share=email
Where fitness and farming and fandom collide. Laquo; Hi-diddly-ho, Neighborino. Live from New York it’s the Fat Chicken blog! Screamed but $300 was not going to last beyond blink and you miss it in NYC. 8221; Suddenly, everywhere we looked, vaginas. So we moved out of there after five months. We’ll get another one! We moved. The couch stayed. I think I’m not a fan of muscle dudes, my friend, so how about you shift him and his banana hammock back a couple of inches, thanks. Jess too had that WTF? NOTE: he...
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Well, Poo | Fat Chicken
https://fatchickenfitness.wordpress.com/2013/02/03/well-poo
Where fitness and farming and fandom collide. Laquo; Live from New York it’s the Fat Chicken blog! FAST, CHEAP, AND EASY. Good grief. Last week I talked vagina art in my blog post and this week we’re discussing poo. Sad to say, this is probably a pretty good indication of how things are going to roll, blog-wise, from here on in. I weep for the classy broad I could have been. Ah well. Yeah, so anyway, poo. Yesterday I strolled out my back door to kick the question what the heck should I blog about? Love i...
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THE CRABBY GARDENER’S ALPHABET (Now With Added Snark!) | Fat Chicken
https://fatchickenfitness.wordpress.com/2013/02/24/the-crabby-gardeners-alphabet-now-with-added-snark
Where fitness and farming and fandom collide. Laquo; 20 Things We Need to Bring Back! TIME FOR A TIME-SAVING FAT CHICKEN “TOP TEN”. THE CRABBY GARDENER’S ALPHABET (Now With Added Snark! Yeah right. Like hell. What gardeners want is YIELD. We can’t turn patience into pickles, or serve maturity with mozzarella and basil. We want the GOODS, people, we want the CROPS! And who says gardeners are mature, anyway? We’re playing in the dirt, for god’s sake. The Crabby Gardener’s Alphabet. E is for EVERY DAMN TIME...
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20 Things We Need to Bring Back! | Fat Chicken
https://fatchickenfitness.wordpress.com/2013/02/17/20-things-we-need-to-bring-back
Where fitness and farming and fandom collide. Laquo; FAST, CHEAP, AND EASY. THE CRABBY GARDENER’S ALPHABET (Now With Added Snark! 20 Things We Need to Bring Back! In no particular order except maybe #1! 1Common sense. I’ve checked everywhere, even under the cosmic couch cushions, and it’s just not there. Let my people go! 4 A living wage. For real. 7 Sunday as a full-on, no questions asked, chillin’-and-spirituality-go-ahead-and-park- that-behind-on-the-couch kind of day. Also, some frowning Pu...9Friend...
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SEEDZILLAS! | Fat Chicken
https://fatchickenfitness.wordpress.com/2013/03/17/seedzillas
Where fitness and farming and fandom collide. Laquo; TIME FOR A TIME-SAVING FAT CHICKEN “TOP TEN”. My gardening season officially opened this past Friday with a seed purchase that included winter squash (Waltham butternut) bush beans (Contender) pumpkin (sugar pie) cukes (Marketmore and Homemade Pickles) Romaine (Cos and Garnet Rose), popcorn (Robust) stevia and Quinoa (Brightest Brilliant Rainbow). I need Cognac and stinky tofu to make this? Or in my greenhouse (read: the living room) going, Whaaat?
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Hi-diddly-ho, Neighborino | Fat Chicken
https://fatchickenfitness.wordpress.com/2013/01/22/hi-diddly-ho-neighborino
Where fitness and farming and fandom collide. Live from New York it’s the Fat Chicken blog! OK what’s with the freaking font here? I don’t like this font at all.). Welcome to my blog! 8211; and so there you go: out of boredom, verbosity, and a vast and ghastly ego, the Fat Chicken blog is born. Because chickens are freaking funny. INHERENTLY funny, like bananas, and wigs. The blog’s not about chickens. Not really. But also what I’m going to say in this blog. Oh it’ll be a little bit of ev...Until tomorro...
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TIME FOR A TIME-SAVING FAT CHICKEN “TOP TEN” | Fat Chicken
https://fatchickenfitness.wordpress.com/2013/03/03/time-for-a-time-saving-fat-chicken-top-ten
Where fitness and farming and fandom collide. Laquo; THE CRABBY GARDENER’S ALPHABET (Now With Added Snark! TIME FOR A TIME-SAVING FAT CHICKEN “TOP TEN”. Greetings, Earthling Readers. Yes A list. Don’t look at me like that. It’s not just ANY list, it’s not just some milk, butter, eggs, toothpaste snoozefest, it’s a TV TOP TEN list, for frack’s sake, and I’ll thank you to be a little grateful. I swear, some people. Let’s get to it, shall we? The Fat Chicken’s Top Ten TV Shows of All Time. No shows featurin...
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