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The Kiwi Breeder: May 2011
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Left of June Cleaver. Right of Roseanne. Diagonal to Lucy Ricardo. Joan Crawford only once. But that's only because I forgot to wash the Noxzema off my face. Tuesday, May 31, 2011. This is a story about my bladder. Her name is Urethra Franklin. She controls my life. She always has, and I fear she always will. I guess that makes sense. Constipated folks would probably always be able to hold their poop until they reach a respectable facility. Here’s a brief look at how it all started:. Links to this post.
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The Kiwi Breeder: Mom Fails Again
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Left of June Cleaver. Right of Roseanne. Diagonal to Lucy Ricardo. Joan Crawford only once. But that's only because I forgot to wash the Noxzema off my face. Thursday, July 25, 2013. 8221; (more on that in a moment)…. We are some judgmental little fucks aren’t we? Jeez, mind your own business. If I want to be a short order cook and make Bobby, Bubby and Sue 3 different breakfasts, than what’s it to you? Discuss with them how spoiled and fortunate they are and how their actions affect others, and all of t...
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The Kiwi Breeder: When Dead Animals Attack!
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Left of June Cleaver. Right of Roseanne. Diagonal to Lucy Ricardo. Joan Crawford only once. But that's only because I forgot to wash the Noxzema off my face. Tuesday, November 15, 2011. When Dead Animals Attack! It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person lying on their bathroom floor in possession of a wretched case of food poisoning, must be in want of a quick death.". Never heard that before. Sure I suppose it’s kind of cool to write out 11-11-11. But after the 30. Time in my life. I could n...
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The Kiwi Breeder: April 2012
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Left of June Cleaver. Right of Roseanne. Diagonal to Lucy Ricardo. Joan Crawford only once. But that's only because I forgot to wash the Noxzema off my face. Tuesday, April 24, 2012. My History of Breastfeeding. During my early twenties, when my breasts were far more popular than I was, I only saw them as a source of attention from men and a source of income from men who liked to tip bartenders with comely young bouncy flesh orbs. Just couldn’t see that for myself. If it doesn’t work, you have back...
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The Kiwi Breeder: January 2015
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Left of June Cleaver. Right of Roseanne. Diagonal to Lucy Ricardo. Joan Crawford only once. But that's only because I forgot to wash the Noxzema off my face. Monday, January 5, 2015. PlushPlush, Sweet Charlotte. Hush little baby don’t say a word, grandma’s gonna buy you another stuffed bird. Then 4 stuffed kittens, 3 Hello Kittys, a moose who sings Jingle Bells and a unicorn that doubles as a nightlight. And that’s just on an average week. You sensing a pattern here? Wait, did they even have furries yet?
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The Kiwi Breeder: Lawless
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Left of June Cleaver. Right of Roseanne. Diagonal to Lucy Ricardo. Joan Crawford only once. But that's only because I forgot to wash the Noxzema off my face. Sunday, September 2, 2012. My attempt at a movie review will look nothing like the reviews from the Roger Eberts of the world. But I’m doing it anyway because I love movies and I got shit to say about them (operative word = shit). I did not get to see a preview for my most anticipated movie of this year, “Argo”. Ben Affleck’s n...Back to “Lawl...
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The Kiwi Breeder: What Knockers! My History of Breastfeeding
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Left of June Cleaver. Right of Roseanne. Diagonal to Lucy Ricardo. Joan Crawford only once. But that's only because I forgot to wash the Noxzema off my face. Tuesday, April 24, 2012. My History of Breastfeeding. During my early twenties, when my breasts were far more popular than I was, I only saw them as a source of attention from men and a source of income from men who liked to tip bartenders with comely young bouncy flesh orbs. Just couldn’t see that for myself. If it doesn’t work, you have back...
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The Kiwi Breeder: October 2011
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Left of June Cleaver. Right of Roseanne. Diagonal to Lucy Ricardo. Joan Crawford only once. But that's only because I forgot to wash the Noxzema off my face. Wednesday, October 5, 2011. The Only Thing We Have to Fear is.Well Lots of Things. With fear as my guide how can I know. What it is here that frightens me so. He’s got a grip on my gut with ultimate force. A grip that steers me way off course. I want to scream at him to back away. But his grip on me gets tighter each day. Nothing but more fear.
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The Kiwi Breeder: November 2011
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Left of June Cleaver. Right of Roseanne. Diagonal to Lucy Ricardo. Joan Crawford only once. But that's only because I forgot to wash the Noxzema off my face. Tuesday, November 15, 2011. When Dead Animals Attack! It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person lying on their bathroom floor in possession of a wretched case of food poisoning, must be in want of a quick death.". Never heard that before. Sure I suppose it’s kind of cool to write out 11-11-11. But after the 30. Time in my life. I could n...
