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Hypno-Mom: September 2007

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Friday, September 28, 2007. I'm Sorry, I Have Selfish Pride. Oh, why am I a selfish assbag. Or any of us for that matter. I did something the other night that still blows my mind. And I did it! I was a snotty rude bitch to my new husband. And I didn't apologize. Oh, it's okay, you're saying. It happens sometimes that spouses forget to say sorry. You'd be right, it does. But I was more pig headed than that. I refused to apologize. I actually said, out loud. I still remember her apologies the best. She...

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Hypno-Mom: June 2007

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007. Man, it's lazy hot out there! It hurts. No. Really. I remember suddenly yesterday that this coming Sunday is Hubby's birthday. Not that I have to run out and buy a present or anything. He is taking himself fishing all weekend for that. So fast-forward to the drive home. In 90 degree heat. With no air conditioner in the car and no AC to look forward to at home. The prospect was miserable. I was not looking forward to cooking dinner. Then my most brilliant. Lets go get some food.

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Hypno-Mom: October the Last

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007. Oh, end of month! Praise be to Halloween for ending up this crappy month at work (and candy), amen. This year, the first to be celebrated with a costume, Baby Bug is going to be the worlds most adorable pink poodle: Fi. Hey - don't blame me, that's what the name tag says! I first put it on her last Friday and then proceeded to gush with adoration at the cuteness. I even took sneak-preview pictures. Want to see one? Sure you do, I mean it is. October 31, 2007 at 7:29 PM.

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Hypno-Mom: August 2007

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Friday, August 17, 2007. What an exciting week. Don't ask me why in particular though. Here are some of the highlights:. Soon-to-be Hubby cleaned the entire house. Did I say house? Thing that could have made this day better was a foot rub. Well, a foot rub and some of you know what. Except that we are refraining from you know what-ing until we are married (two weeks left and counting) (man, will I be virgin again? Anyway, before I do even more parentheses lets steer away from that subject, eh? Um, yeah, ...

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Hypno-Mom: July 2007

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007. Will someone please just come and tell me what to do? So, Hubby and I have been talking about him joining the National Guard lately. I didn't think he was serious but yesterday he comes home and says he wants to do it. SO. I think it's a good thing - overall, but I'm nervous. He would be gone for 4 months for basic and training and then who knows. Busy deep breathing.). I was all "what? Just do it at the courthouse and off you go? It's almost laughable. No wait. I am lau...BYOB ...

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Hypno-Mom: 2/1 Utilities Included

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008. Our apartment is still what I’d call “new” to us. We only just moved in August from a house that we’d previously lived in for 19 months. Our old house in the country was the place I brought my baby home to. It was where we lived when I got pregnant and it was where we had a yard and had bon. Fires and raised pigs. It was “our” home. And I hated it! Yes, we are renters so I knew it was only temporary but for some reason we couldn. 8217;t ever leave there. We didn. That’s th...

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Hypno-Mom: May 2007

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Thursday, May 31, 2007. Hi, my name is. So this is my first, um, what do you call these thing? Blog, oh yeah. Welcome! So until like literally 3 months ago I had no idea what a blog was. I am. Behind the times. Then someone in one of my chat groups (you know the naked kind (j/k) posted to this one. I was hooked. Then I linked to more and more and now, well, I'm addicted. So, when I'm not blog reading at work, I'm working. Sounds backwards huh? While I'm making milk for my precious. She was very AP also&#...

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Hypno-Mom: March 2008

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Thursday, March 20, 2008. I changed the look around here. I was going for a ‘now-that-it’s-spring-pastel’ look and instead it kinda looks like a ghetto easter. Egg vomited all over. Oh well, I’ll worry about that later. How come you always read these stories in the paper of some dentist that was caught doing work out of the back of his van behind the strip mall but you can’t ever find him when you need him? I am 28 years old and I have wisdom teeth coming in! Just wicked, wicked crabby! Also, she has hor...

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Hypno-Mom: January 2008

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Tuesday, January 1, 2008. Our apartment is still what I’d call “new” to us. We only just moved in August from a house that we’d previously lived in for 19 months. Our old house in the country was the place I brought my baby home to. It was where we lived when I got pregnant and it was where we had a yard and had bon. Fires and raised pigs. It was “our” home. And I hated it! Yes, we are renters so I knew it was only temporary but for some reason we couldn. 8217;t ever leave there. We didn. That’s th...