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I’m Your Daddy. Just another WordPress.com weblog. Matchup of the Century! I will destroy you). May 20, 2007. As many of you know, I challenged Sarah. To a game of Edward 40 hands over Memorial Day Weekend. If you don’t know about Edward 40 hands, your ass better call somebody, or consult my previous article entitled “ Best Drinking Game Ever. About 5’8″. Being a woman, I would assume her pain tolerance would be greater than that of Tally or me. Also, she has experience in heavy drinking. I’m part ...
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Bluebell tastes just like the good old days. | I'm Your Daddy
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I’m Your Daddy. Just another WordPress.com weblog. Laquo; Am I right? Bluebell tastes just like the good old days. December 1, 2007. I remember our old country home. Clean fresh air and the flowers growing. In the fields, along the path, beside our swimming hole. Momma hollering through the screen. Would you kids like some homemade ice cream? That was such a simpler time and place. Blue Bell tastes just like the good old days. Why not make a Bluebell commercial targeting the ghetto? Let’s march on ...
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…but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night | I'm Your Daddy
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I’m Your Daddy. Just another WordPress.com weblog. Laquo; Dude, where’s your gun? 8230;but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. November 26, 2007. Posted in Funny Shit. George Bush doesn’t care about black people! November 26, 2007 at 2:05 am. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email. Me being a douche.
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Dude, where’s your gun? | I'm Your Daddy
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I’m Your Daddy. Just another WordPress.com weblog. All the fucking red tape! 8230;but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Dude, where’s your gun? November 25, 2007. OMG Lee, his gun was invisible! November 25, 2007 at 3:49 am. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out.
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Best drinking game ever! | I'm Your Daddy
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I’m Your Daddy. Just another WordPress.com weblog. Laquo; Der der der! Matchup of the Century! I will destroy you). Best drinking game ever! May 17, 2007. I was sitting around after work today when I remembered a fun game that I had once played in college. The game is called “Edward 40 Hands.”. As you can see these people are highly intoxicated and must piss badly. So I would like to issue a challenge right now. Tally. And possibly some of this…. Posted in Funny Shit. Me being a douche. Sarinia Ishkibd o...
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A new policy that will reduce traffic fatalities. | I'm Your Daddy
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I’m Your Daddy. Just another WordPress.com weblog. Laquo; Matchup of the Century! I will destroy you). A new policy that will reduce traffic fatalities. May 21, 2007. Scene: Woman is pulled over in front of a 7-11 for going 50 in a 35. Woman rolls down window as officer approaches). Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over ma’am? Officer realizes woman is unbuckled). Woman: No officer I don…ahhhhhhh! As she is nailed in the ribs with a stungun). Posted in Funny Shit. Me being a douche. Address never ma...
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November | 2007 | I'm Your Daddy
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I’m Your Daddy. Just another WordPress.com weblog. Archive for November, 2007. November 26, 2007. A certain unnamed individual and I have been having a debate about terrorism. I say that the use or threat of violence(terror) to achieve a goal is terrorism. That person disagrees but does not give his/her own definition of terrorism. So I explained it to him/her like this, “look mother fucker here is what Merriam-Webster says, “ the systematic use of terror. Posted in General Shit. November 26, 2007.
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December | 2007 | I'm Your Daddy
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I’m Your Daddy. Just another WordPress.com weblog. Archive for December, 2007. Bluebell tastes just like the good old days. December 1, 2007. I remember our old country home. Clean fresh air and the flowers growing. In the fields, along the path, beside our swimming hole. Momma hollering through the screen. Would you kids like some homemade ice cream? That was such a simpler time and place. Blue Bell tastes just like the good old days. Why not make a Bluebell commercial targeting the ghetto? Let’s ...
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Handbanana! Nooooooo! | I'm Your Daddy
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I’m Your Daddy. Just another WordPress.com weblog. Laquo; Urge…to.kill…RISING! Why I hate terrorist scum. January 16, 2007. Here are some funny quotes from the episode. What do you think he means by that “tonight…you.” It’s like he’s threatening me or something. “tonight, you”. Who the hell are you talking to tubs. Uh, Handbanana over there, he said tonight…you. C’mon Carl he’s a dog. (Handbanana licks own ass) See? Yeah I’m just a dog. Keep it up Carl, they may just haul you off. Oh, he’s not a. 8230;] ...